Alestorm - Curse Of The Crystal Coconut

7.2 | 37 votes |
Release date: 29 May 2020
Style: Folk metal, Power metal


10 have it
22 want it

01. Treasure Chest Party Quest
02. Fannybaws
03. Chomp Chomp
04. Tortuga
05. Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship
06. Call Of The Waves
07. Pirate's Scorn
08. Shit Boat (No Fans)
09. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)
11. Henry Martin

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Alestorm is the only band you can trust in 2020, because they're giving you exactly what you don't want: nu metal trap beats.*

published 21.05.2020 | Comments (5)

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10.04.2020 - 22:55
Rating: 8
Love the single. This band have never disappoint me so far and I hope they continue on this path!
The Land Is Silent... Before The Storm!
26.04.2020 - 20:58
Cynic Metalhead
Atrocious Virgin
New music video

29.05.2020 - 12:56
Surprisingly, the album is quite good... They sure know how to make catchy songs.
29.05.2020 - 14:09
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Dont take this band serious , it has metal sound, it has some funny lyrics, we all like alcohol and wenches, those guys looks like like carabian beach heroes. Anyway like I told dont take them so hard , better touch some boobs
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
29.05.2020 - 14:40
Rating: 7
I dislike the three singles greatly, but the rest of the album makes up for it! "Wooden Leg Part 2" is really something
29.05.2020 - 20:22
The Deluxe Edition has a second CD with all the songs in (16th Century Version). I thought that it would sound like traditional old pirate songs like the ones in Assassin's Creed: Black Flag. Boy was I mistaken! They're actually half-ass quality chip tune versions and not 16th century at all. I should have known better 'cause this is Alestorm after all
"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid." - Ricky Gervais
29.05.2020 - 22:09
Already listened three times today. Super fun album, love it!
30.05.2020 - 02:55
Rating: 8
This is a strange, strange album.

Tortuga is terrible, and the worst song in their discography but thankfully (imo) the rest of the album makes up for it, it has grown on me with some more listens.

My favourite songs: Pirates Scorn (awesome cover), Chomp Chomp, Fannybaws, Call of the Waves and Wooden Leg Pt. 2.

Shit Boat (No Fans) is hilarious, however my main thought is I prefer Back Through Time and Sunset on the Golden Age. Curse of the Crystal Coconut lacks the same creativity. I miss the songs that incorporate more styles of metal, if you know what I mean. Songs like Death Throes of The Terrorsquid which has amazing black metal sections, and songs like 1741 Battle of Cartegena. This band makes awesome sections in their longer songs, and have always thought those longer songs beat the shorter alcohol themed 3min songs.
30.05.2020 - 10:44
Pagan Angel
So apparently the singles suck and the rest of the album makes up for it. It doesn't.

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