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Cradle Of Filth - Vempire Or Dark Faerytales In Phallustein [EP]



8.4 | 360 votes |
Release date: 22 April 1996
Style: Symphonic black metal

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01. Ebony Dressed For Sunset
02. The Forest Whispers My Name
03. Queen Of Winter, Throned
04. Nocturnal Supremacy
05. She Mourns A Lengthening Shadow
06. The Rape And Ruin Of Angels (Hosannas In Extremis)

Additional info
Recorded in winter 1995/1996 at Academy Studios, Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, UK.
Mastered at The Exchange.

Guest review by
Prugor
Rating:
7.0
Lets face it, yet another one of Cradle of Filth's great releases before they completely shit all over what they worked to build up over a decade. Sad, isn't it? Well, whats said is the alternative title for this EP, " Dark Faerytales in Phallustein ", which has the root word Phallus in it, which all of you immature kids out there, roughly the same mental and emotional age category I fit into as well giggle at that title, mostly because it refers to penis, dick, cock, or whatever you want to call the male genitals. So, lets move on, to the impish frontman and his marry band of great musicians, except for the fat one, Sarah.

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published 30.09.2004 | Comments (12)

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05.01.2011 - 21:59
Rating: 10
Vonpire

It's amazing the review here, of the (imo best) EP ever and without any doubt one of the masterpieces of metal! Just some titles of other reviewers, more suited to the job...

A Magnum Opus... - 100%
A malevolent and unholy pleasure to behold - 90%
Quite Simply, A Msterpiece - 99%
A Quantum Leap Beyond - 95%
A little big masterpiece - 95%
A Masterpiece - 95%

source - http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=66

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03.07.2012 - 00:40
Rating: 8
musicalkaratekid

Two astounding songs on here in the form of 'Queen of Winter, Throned' and 'The Rape and ruin of angels (Hosannas in Excelsis)', unfortunately slightly ruined by the boring symphonic instrumental 'She mourns a lengthening shadow'. That said, it is opened excellently enough with the upbeat 'Ebony dressed for sunset'.
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03.07.2012 - 03:32
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Vonpire on 05.01.2011 at 21:59

It's amazing the review here, of the (imo best) EP ever and without any doubt one of the masterpieces of metal! Just some titles of other reviewers, more suited to the job...

A Magnum Opus... - 100%
A malevolent and unholy pleasure to behold - 90%
Quite Simply, A Msterpiece - 99%
A Quantum Leap Beyond - 95%
A little big masterpiece - 95%
A Masterpiece - 95%

source - http://www.metal-archives.com/review.php?id=66

No more comments needed, right?

except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

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03.07.2012 - 06:53
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.07.2012 at 03:32
except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.

You're playing with fire here, dude. Take it from me - avoid quoting that guy in gothic metal-related threads. It isn't worth the headache.
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03.07.2012 - 06:55
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.07.2012 at 06:53

Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.07.2012 at 03:32
except for the fact that 90% of reviews on MA are from either Fanboy's (see above) or haters, and most of them aren't credible at all.

You're playing with fire here, dude. Take it from me - avoid quoting that guy in gothic metal-related threads. It isn't worth the headache.

Uh-oh, isn't this the strangely close to Ponderer guy?
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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09.07.2012 - 13:16
Rating: 10
Vonpire

Yep, definitely it isn't worth to discuss with kids. Metal Archives reviews are more credible than those around here, that's 100% sure. As for the fanboys, what more to say. You guys ate that bull**** at breakfast and regurgitate that every time, it's pathetic.
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09.07.2012 - 14:03
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
The butthurt is strong with this one ^
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09.07.2012 - 15:46
Rating: 10
Vonpire

The same can't be said about this one dick ^
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09.07.2012 - 15:52
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
A dick, yes, but I'm not butthurt about anything. I don't keep coming back and laboring the same points over and over again because I can't get past differences of opinion. You are butthurt personified
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09.07.2012 - 15:57
Rating: 8
Slayer666

Take this argument someplace that isn't a comment section of my favorite band's release, you bunch of dicks.
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09.07.2012 - 17:04
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Guest on 09.07.2012 at 15:52

A dick, yes, but I'm not butthurt about anything. I don't keep coming back and laboring the same points over and over again because I can't get past differences of opinion. You are butthurt personified




He's a 33 year old punctured sloth who is blindfolded or blindfucked Cof fanboy who can't take a single thing against the filthy musicians. And You know very well how to avoid Prolapsed Rectum bitch.

Honestly, if he loves Cradle of Filth, its great. Who we are to crush his balls from the sledgehammer. #Avoidtheshit
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09.07.2012 - 18:20
Rating: 10
Vonpire

Amazing the stupidity.

diarrhea level
lifeless beings around
Clowns
comment on the comments of others
in reality
bunch of frustrated suckers
for a measly moments
being special , different
nothing more than
shit droughts
bit of attention.
Too bad
not again.

bye
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09.07.2012 - 19:01
Rating: 9
Warman
Erotic Stains
What? Anyways, awesome EP, maybe the best one out there? Listened to "Queen of Winter, Throned" yesterday, had forgotten just how incredible that song is.
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09.07.2012 - 21:22
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Vonpire on 09.07.2012 at 18:20

Amazing the stupidity.


Yeah, yours it's indeed mindblowing!
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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10.07.2012 - 03:23
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Vonpire on 09.07.2012 at 18:20
bye

We'll miss you bro.
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31.05.2020 - 20:58
Rating: 6
TheH2K

On the way of doing great things but not a masterpiece.Perfect drumming and backing vocals.This record is really worthwhile eventhough it is not perfect.
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14.06.2021 - 15:25
Rating: 9
nonZero

More of studio album than an EP given its 36min runtime.
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12.08.2021 - 14:04
Rating: 7
BennyMetGer

I dnot know....but personally i think its kind of overrated.
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