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Semargl - Satanic Pop Metal



4 | 55 votes |
Release date: 17 February 2012
Style: Electronic , Industrial metal

Owners:

16 have it
3 want it


01. I Hunger
02. Sweet Suicide
03. Drag Me To Hell
04. God Is Not Love
05. Tak, Kurwa
06. Suck My Dick
07. Labyrinth
08. Join In Fire
09. I Hate You
10. Opium
11. Anti I Am
12. Loneliness
13. Redire

Bottom 20 albums of all time: 19

Guest review by
Boxcar Willy
Rating:
6.9
Music in general is something that, in my opinion, should always be taken seriously. This does not, however, mean that the music can't be fun or silly and have stupid lyrics or song titles.

Because, In reality, if anyone needs a dose of humor in their life, it's metalheads.

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published 10.12.2012 | Comments (12)

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20.11.2011 - 23:19
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
I like this cover. There's something about it...
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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20.11.2011 - 23:23
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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05.01.2012 - 21:05
Susan
Smeghead
Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 23:23

Written by Guest on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.


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"A life all mine
Is what I choose
At the end of my days"
--The Gathering "A Life All Mine" from Souvenirs
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05.01.2012 - 23:31
tibosax

Such a strange music ! Who got this fucking to mix electro-pop with black metal ? Just try to imagine the scene, one of these black-dressed guy says to the others "Hey guys I had a fucking idee !" xD

It will be really difficult to determine their style : black, death, gothic, electro, pop influences and maybe more.

Interesting music, I want to listen more !
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06.01.2012 - 12:47
Skøllgrim
Northern
This looks and sounds stupid.
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19.02.2012 - 21:04
Rating: 3
strade

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My lo-fi synth project: http://luciddreamer.bandcamp.com
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20.02.2012 - 02:51
Rating: 5
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
*Facepalm*
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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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20.02.2012 - 16:29
Rating: 1
Paz
Nuclear Cowboy
I hate this album so much... tak kurwa tak!
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20.02.2012 - 22:58
Rating: 1
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
When I first watched one of their new videos, I thought it was edited, like the Cannibal Corpse and Dying Fetus Radio Disney dubs. But, after almost a minute of watching it, I realized that was actually how it really sounded.
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27.02.2012 - 03:39
Cuca Beludo
Account deleted
What the fu** is this? Satanic pop metal...^
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27.02.2012 - 05:48
BreadGod
Account deleted
I tried listening to it and I couldn't even last five seconds. What a piece of shit.
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27.02.2012 - 17:33
BreadGod
Account deleted
Written by Guest on 27.02.2012 at 17:22

Written by Guest on 27.02.2012 at 05:48

I tried listening to it and I couldn't even last five seconds. What a piece of shit.

This means you didn't listen the whole album. So why are you rating it?

Sometimes, you don't have to listen to the whole album to know that it sucks. Have you ever tried listening to the entirety of Cold Lake? Or St. Anger?
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08.03.2012 - 20:37
BreadGod
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18.03.2012 - 00:10
knightlightning

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.11.2011 at 23:23

Written by Guest on 20.11.2011 at 23:21
It raises expectations mystically..

It raises something, that's for sure.


you better check on youtube:

Semargl - "Tak, Kurwa" Twilight Vertrieb
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26.05.2012 - 11:56
Slayer666

Best troll album I've ever heard.
Seriously, shit is so stupid, but sooo damn catchy...
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09.06.2012 - 19:49
Neroese
Account deleted
Ahahahahahahahahha. so lame.
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19.07.2012 - 23:25
Cyroth

I just listened to a song and yes it is corny and...oh man, so many things wrong, but the music is...passable, kinda. Still, I won't bother with this album.
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30.07.2012 - 16:58
Rating: 5
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Slayer666 on 26.05.2012 at 11:56

Best troll album I've ever heard.
Seriously, shit is so stupid, but sooo damn catchy...


QFT

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14:22 - Marcel Hubregtse
I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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04.10.2012 - 03:17
tuerda

Oh come on, you people have no sense of humor at all. This album is hilarious!
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24.05.2013 - 18:59
ManiacBlasphemer
Black Knight
Hilarious yet catchy, silly yet entertaining. Damn, you need to be really open-minded to like this one. Even so, after a couple of songs, it gets on your nerves. This is only for the open-minded people, not for the trv;kvlt black metalheads.
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24.05.2013 - 19:22
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
And once again someone doesn't know the meaing of the term open-minded.
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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22.09.2014 - 11:15
Rating: 7
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
Well, the cd version does come with a warning on the back cover "True & evil beware too pop content". In case the title wasn't warning enough.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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20.06.2015 - 18:59
Rating: 1
PanzerPriest

Damn.. These guys come from my native country.. It is a funking shame. It is the most stupid album I have ever listened to ))
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26.01.2018 - 05:24
VIG
Account deleted
Finally listened to a track and I must say Babymetal is a lot worse than this. I would much rather listen to this.
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18.04.2018 - 00:13
Ganondox

I think this is the only one in the bottom 20 that I recognize that's actually as a bad as the rating suggests.

EDIT: Got around to listening to it, it's really dumb but once again a bit better than the rating suggests. Not something I'd go out of the way to listen to, but it has it's appeal, in the very least it's pretty catchy if devoid of substance. It's exactly what it says on the tin: Satanic Pop Metal.
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30.01.2022 - 01:09
Rating: 2
F3ynman2000
Nocturnal Bro
Wow. The lyrics are ridiculously bad. The mix of extreme growling vocals and pop music is jarring. There are some catchy moments, to be fair, but only if you don't think about it all too much
I applaud the effort at experimenting with mixing different styles, but this here is a very distasteful attempt.
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