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01. De Imitatione Christi 02. Maledicte 03. Deus Vult 04. Dominus Illuminatio Mea 05. Memento Mori 06. Ecce Homo 07. Per Aspera Ad Astra 08. Ad Nauseam 09. Scalae Gemoniae
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Staff review by wormdrink414
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6.5
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Remember Vorkreist?
If you said yes:
Go ahead and click away. This is more of the same for them.
If you said no:
Go ahead and click away. This is more of the same for death-ened black as a whole.
Sigil Whore Christ is like a t.v. dinner. Puncture the film with a fork, toss it into the microwave, press 3, wait for the beeps, let it cool for a minute, watch t.v. forget about it (letting it get overly cool), remember it fifteen minutes later, take a bite, put it back into the microwave, remove, admonish yourself for letting the "potatoes" get all crusty and full of holes, stir a bit, eat with fork, enjoy the (melodic) sodium, hate yourself for enjoying the melodic sodium, get the stomach gurgles, hate yourself even more profoundly, crawl into bed, hit up the fapdu, fall asleep for 30 minutes, wake up and repeat for more (melodic) sodium.
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| published 05.05.2012 | Comments (5)
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