Vorkreist - Sigil Whore Christ


7.6 | 5 votes |
Release date: 24 April 2012
Style: Black metal, Death metal

Owners:

5 have it
2 want it


01. De Imitatione Christi
02. Maledicte
03. Deus Vult
04. Dominus Illuminatio Mea
05. Memento Mori
06. Ecce Homo
07. Per Aspera Ad Astra
08. Ad Nauseam
09. Scalae Gemoniae

Staff review by
wormdrink414
Rating:
6.5
Remember Vorkreist?

If you said yes:

Go ahead and click away. This is more of the same for them.

If you said no:

Go ahead and click away. This is more of the same for death-ened black as a whole.

Sigil Whore Christ is like a t.v. dinner. Puncture the film with a fork, toss it into the microwave, press 3, wait for the beeps, let it cool for a minute, watch t.v. forget about it (letting it get overly cool), remember it fifteen minutes later, take a bite, put it back into the microwave, remove, admonish yourself for letting the "potatoes" get all crusty and full of holes, stir a bit, eat with fork, enjoy the (melodic) sodium, hate yourself for enjoying the melodic sodium, get the stomach gurgles, hate yourself even more profoundly, crawl into bed, hit up the fapdu, fall asleep for 30 minutes, wake up and repeat for more (melodic) sodium.

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published 05.05.2012 | Comments (5)



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