01. Botched Boob Job
02. Yeast Erection
03. Gloryhole Caserole
04. Colostomy Bag Condom
05. Colonel Angus
06. Camel Toe Rodeo
07. Menstrual Money Shot
08. Granny Tranny Midget Fetish
09. Paraplegic Pussy Pounder
10. Beef Curtain Call

01. Well Hungover
02. Asissted Living Lapdance
03. Beef Curtain Call [live]
04. Colonel Angus [live]
05. Menstrual Money Shot [live]

01. Heard It Through The Rape Vine
02. Chemical Handcuffs
03. Well Hungover
04. Heels Up
05. Trucker Bombed
06. Assisted Living Lapdance
07. Obestiality
08. Ride Johnny Ride

01. Salt Peter
02. We Die Young [feat. David Davidson]
03. Streetwalker
04. Heartbreaker [Pat Benetar cover] [feat. Mallika Sundaramurthy]