Tracks

07. Odino & Valhalla
12. Tragic Beginning
13. T.K.D.Y.N.S. (To Kill the Dragon You Need a Sword)
14. Boring Midding
15. Fight the Dragon (For the Village)
16. Happy Ending
18. Christmas With Nanowar



07. Odino & Valhalla

Odino the Herd, dressed with silk
Talked to the cows, drinking their milk:
"Don't let the farmer know how good is, the pear with the cheese!"

Odino the Sommelier, tasting his wine
Gave these nice pearls, right to a swine:
"You cannot have the bottle full and your wife drunk!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Bridge:

Narrow the leaf, large is the way,
Follow the Gods and do what they say!

Chorus:

La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Odino!
La-la-la-la-la-la! Valhalla!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Odino & Valhalla-la-la-la!

Odino the Thunder, shaking his fist
Gave his opinion to the meteorologist:
" Red sky in the evening, we hope for good weather!"

Odino the Pirate, who stands all alone
Said this to none, 'cos the sailors were gone!
"Who finds a friend, finds a treasure!"

How wise is Odino! Wise is Odino!

Repeat Bridge
Repeat Chorus

To other Gods, no veneration
When Odino's at the consolle
Let's shake our asses, in the dance room
DJ Odino rules da world

DJ! Odino! Lead us to the Wall!
Everybody dancing, at the gates of Valhalla!


12. Tragic Beginning

Once upon a time, in the ancient empire of Vibovalentiagard, near the sacred realm of Staropolis in the frogotten kingdom of Parmacot on the holy mountain of Paraflur of the mystical forest of Mastergard, there, down the lost valley of Lostvalleyland was the peaceful village of Roccadipapamord.
In this village, everyone lived in peace and harmony with each other, elves and dwarves, knights and wizards, queens and kings, watson and crick, dawson and creek, wallace and grommit, bed and breakfast.
But one day, a terrible thing happened.... an evil bad, bad, bad, bad, bad and evil dragon came there, to bring death and other bad things...
Only one man could kill him "I can kill him !"
But he didn't know how to kill him "I don't know how to kill him"
So, he went to the Wise One to ask him how to kill a big bad dragon....
Hero: "Holy Wise One, I beg you, how can I kill a bad bad bad bad bad dragon?"
Wise One: "My young son, a bad bad bad bad bad dragon, is very bad !"
Hero: "Yes ! But how can I kill him"
Wise One: "To kill a dragon... well it's easy, to kill a dragon you need a sword !


13. T.K.D.Y.N.S. (To Kill the Dragon You Need a Sword)

To kill a Dragon, you need a sword
To make a sword, you need the iron
To make the iron you need a cave
To make a cave, you need a mountain
To make a mountain, you need a kingdom
To make a kingdom you need a King
And King is a song of Nanowar

To kill a dragon, you need a sword
To make a sword, you need the iron
To make the iron you need a cave
To make a cave, you need a mountain
To make a mountain, you need a kingdom
To make a kingdom you need a King
And King is a song of Nanowar!


14. Boring Midding

So, the hero went to the Nanowar and got his sword.
On his way back to the village of Roccadipapamord he once again stopped to the wise one...
Hero: "Holy Wise One, I have the sword!"
Wise One: "Yes... you have the sword.... but beware... the dragon is big!"
Hero: "The dragon is big... but I have the might!"


15. Fight the Dragon (For the Village)

Fire he spits and the paesants he ate,
Escape the elevator before it' too late
The dragon is evil but not very fat
It's uglier the dwarf in Rhapsody booklet (*)

"The dragon is dangerous" told uncle Griefus
when yesterday morning we met in the bus
The light of my sword now is shining so bright
THE DRAGON IS BIG, BUT I HAVE THE MIGHT

Bridge:
Drago, dragone con lo spadone io ti ucciderooo
Io ti kill you !

Chorus:
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - Fight the dragon !
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - For the village!

SPOKEN INTERLUDE:
Hero: Dragon, you're evil, bad, bad and evil !
Dragon: No!
Hero: Yes!
Dragon: Yes!
Hero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

One day I saw the crowd walking there side by side
" Rebellion" I thought.. - NO it was the gay pride!!
We fight in the night for the knight of the light
The last words in rhyme are just might fright and sight

Bridge
Drago, dragone brutto cafone, non ti vogliamo piuu
Non ti want you!

Chorus:
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - Fight the dragon !
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala - For the village!

SPOKEN INTERLUDE
Hero: Dragon, your time is o'clock !
Dragon: No, I am the most invincible dragon of this song!
Ahahahhaa ahaha aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa Pilade!!!

(*) See the "Dawn Of Victory" booklet


16. Happy Ending

Our hero has wonce again defeated the evil forces of evil.

And now, our brothers Gargoyles can finally sghzgh.


18. Christmas With Nanowar

Merry Christmas with Nanowar,
It's the Christmas song of steel
Take this present from Nanowar (Of Steel)

Happy new year with Nanowar,
It's the merry happy new year song of steel
Join the gay dragon's party (of Iron)

Build a snowman with Nanowar,
And shape him like Rob Halford
Be careful, and put the carrot on the right side!

No more sadness with Nanowar,
Just look at our Christmas balls
They're hanging from our trees... eheh...
How allusive are we!

Chorus
Santa Claus has come for all,
To the wall we nail our sock
And he puts in it his big fat Christmas cock
Fills the posers with the coal,
Gives true metal to us all
And the power of the power of the sword!

He is Santa Claus! This is Santa Claus!
Gifts of steel Santa Claus!
Deadly trees Santa Claus!