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Destrage - The King Is Fat'N'Old lyrics



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01. Double Yeah

Push the market, push the shit
Up your ass with two thumbs
Two thumbs up
Crack the fortune cookie
Find the text
The key to success

The product is totally non influential
It only has to be there
To be pushed at disposal
The proposal never comes from below
The product is totally non influential
It only has to be there
It only get caught from above
To be pushed at disposal

Open your eyes is not a title
Yeah is not a chorus
But double yeah you can bet it is
Yea you can bet it is

Not without I want
Not against my will
Simply with no desire
I will claim the hero you designed without my voice
We will act as tasters
Blinded fold
Tied up
With two mouths open

Glorious union fake tan and fake fun

02. Twice The Price

Please introduce yourself
Explain your ego in three words
How many girls did you win?
And what about your private games?
Are you crazy man?
Are you a perfect lover?
Tell me the craziest thing you've done to do a chick

I am the dude, girls fall in love with me
I just need a smile
You know once I've bought her a tiny crocodile
So who's the man

Now we can say you're cool
A perfect bull ready to ride
But you didn't answer to the first point
Please introduce your goddammit ass

I am the dude, girls fall in love with me
Just need a smile
And something else like roipnol melted in a glass of wine

They say
Let me see the price tag you put on your face
No way
Twice the price has no right to double care

As you see
Froth at the lips
Ain't no cool
Not what you want to be

03. Jade's Place

So really motherfucker gonna fuck with me?
I'd love to be the fucker
If the mother in charge is jade

Every dude wants to be the king
But they don't know
The king is fat and old
He dim sings na na na
The queen tiptoes to the jack
She has got pink lips and fridge
She is the conjunction ring
Between female and human being

Disenchanted, if you say princess
She knows you are calling her a doll
Picture a girl whose first ambition is not designing problems
Uninhibited, Unrepressed
Eight arms to slap or hold
If you say sweetness,
She knows you are calling her a whore

04. Neverending Mary

You smile at me from portraits
Omnipresent, your brand in every gadget
Supported by your fans
Serene they talk to me
With the calm of who is beyond all
Without he knows anything

Things go strange
The avalanche swells
What an unexpected success
When you invented the story we know
You were just trying to save your ass

A smart move
People put stones down
Somebody had business sense
He set a new trend
Omnipresent, your brand in every gadget

A reign that invoices more than cher
Designs lifestyles and never has to ask
It spreads ignorance
It sows fear

What if you could see
Altar celebrity
You survived 2000 years while
They shake hands in billion deals
What if you could see
Prime altar celebrity
Butterfly effect starts
Flying saturated fat

05. Back Door Epoque

Take me down to the intestine
Where a question isn't worth the effort
Where gravity replies a silent yes for you

We still sniff the blood scent
Big brother and crime news
To cannibal instinct give vent

We are nothing but flies on the window
Tempting the clear glass to pass
Too busy to see the answer right there
The other shutter ain't shut

Curiosity is a lot of work
Where Moozak grazes his cows
And all of it sounds
Like a sphincteric sugary white noise
Meant to anesthetize

That's why I thank you friend
For the tail pipe I thank you Ford
Back Door Epoque

We still sniff the blood scent
To really around a car accident
To cannibal instinct give vent

Follow the crowd
The river will bring you down
In the tail pipe
The sugar is brown
The noise is white

06. Smell You Later Fishy Bitch

Would I pay a pizza 80 bucks?
It's not time that will make the pizza fine
You're not a vintage wine
You're not a fancy off-dry
You're on the wrong shelf

Would you use Britney Skye to have a match on a Sega Mega Drive?
Would you use this guitar riff to prepare your mum a spaghetti pie?
With that I didn't mean talking to you is wrong
It's just improper use
Father said so

I will not overpay and over wait
Don't like the mozzarella to go cold
Is the Margarita theory

Don't go cross thinking I don't want you for what you are not

Girl I say
May god me me gay someday
May god make me gay on Sunday

07. Collateral Pleasure

Tell me now
Which answer you need
To make you feel
Like not asking anymore the same shit

By the end either goodwill is selfishness
It is nothing but sublimated masturbation

Forced in lines of two in school twice a day
Collateral pleasure sneaks through the way
Grab the hand of the most cute
Pretending it's not up to you
Sneer while assuming gloom

Tell me now
Which answer you need
To make you feel
Like not asking anymore the same shit
I'm not claiming for help, I won't shout to be heard
I'm just asking you not to be my impediment

Pleasant little things lay in thorns in the side
The thorn is so painful you wouldn't mind for a smile
It's so ironic

Unexpected pleasure pricks your neck from behind
Don't be so busy searching for it, don't try
It's so hilarious

Forced in lines of two in school twice a day
Collateral pleasure sneaks through the way

08. Home Made Chili Delicious Italian Beef

People get hungry for their own blood
When they see someone else in danger
When the boredom makes them helpers

You stop looking outside
What would you like for tonight?

Brother said
Home made green spicy meat balls

Really spicy

Paper tiger sharks
Meat ball spider cunts
Sing together on the fly
I wear the neck food chain
They sing a song
I'm gonna write it down today

I started to feel dizzy with those green spicy meat balls
They made me think about some drops of baseness
To carry out into the world

Baseness condensed in eggs
Pure love remains out the eggs

Brother said
Go easy with those meat balls

Baseness condensed in eggs
Pure love remains out the eggs
Uncontaminated

Paper tiger sharks
Meat ball spider cunts
Sing together on the fly
I wear the neck food chain
They sing a song called Tip of The Day

09. Tip Of The Day

I'm absent because I am too present, staying by
You don't know because you kiss the wrong eye

I can't tell I am involved or swept away
In a daze made of sticky surface
A fat oasis hosting victims with mouthfuls of executers smell
Dancing naked at the sound of your door bell

Drops of baseness if carried out one after the other
Tip of the day
Allows you to erogate uncontaminated love
Tip of the day

You get used to it only when you don't fall ill
You get the munchies for time and appetite outside meals
The long present boredom and in the short one you were not in

10. Panda Vs Koala

Koala stays immobile and dazed 19 hours a day
He's addicted to the toxins contained
In the only food he tastes

Panda is a 300 kilos carnivore that can plunder everything
But he goes crazy for bamboo shoots
This low every diet forces him to feed the whole day
And avoid every kind of energy expenditures
Such as socializing and fucking

The biological keynote
Should be put on the top
Admit we all are animals

Warthog is an African wild member of the pig family
When someone asks just tell him it's a puma
Seems like nature provided pumas excellent running skills
And 9 inches canine teeth but no short term memory
This means that while chased by a predator
The puma would run like a motherfucker
But he'd stop after 40 meters because he forgets
Why the hell he's running like that

We call it love, we call it art
We call it war, we call it fun
We call it will
It is survival instinct

To be remembered, to be admired
It's basic instinct to remain alive
Elevated
Filtered
Layered
At the point we deny it

If you start to doubt about your role
Try to bark orders to a dog
Last hope of self esteem
Faithful only to the hand
From which he feeds

Panda wins
Pandality

11. Wayout

F(N)=SIN(400/N-75)*(N-75)5/7

The judgment has to be suspended
Illogical is what is not logical for you
Wayout
Got a structure in another language
Illogical either by logic pass through