Greatest Metal Video Ever... So Far


It is Sunday morning, there's a huge amount of dead serious news to be reported, so there's certainly no room for fooling around. Just like in the previous editions, this feature only takes care of severely important matters, being the high value metal videos - aka the ones that are not recorded in an abandoned factory/the frontman's backyard/high school parking lots. So sit up straight. Remove that chewing gum. No smiling allowed.

Greatest metal video of all time... for this week... is Red Fang - Prehistoric Dog.


Here's the breathtakingly simple formula for making the greatest metal video ever recorded: you need beer, medieval weaponry, vomit, blood, more beer, armored dudes destroying each other, RPG nerds, you really don't have enough beer yet, the clip should be full of awesome (despite the RPG nerds), there should be some metal in it too, beer cans, make that lots and lots of beer cans, a Chihuahua, and some dudes jamming in a kitchen... or something.


Red Fang's self-titled debut was released in March 2009 through Sargent House.


PS: my apologies to the guy hero who suggested this totally awesome video for not acknowledging his contribution - my mailbox was destroyed by a tsunami/my dog ate your letter/I (accidentally) deleted your PM to make more room for Viagra spam. Sorry brah







[If you found this video devastatingly unfunny and/or painful to watch, and think you can do much better, shoot a message to Thryce with your suggestions for next week's edition.]
 
Posted: 11.04.2010 by Thryce


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11.04.2010 - 10:57
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Lol this wasn't as funny as it was awesome haha. White Wizzard and Steel Panther's videos are funnier.

the song is really cool though, i hear lots of Black Sabbath influence in there.
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11.04.2010 - 12:09
Kub
The guy drinking beer while dying, with the bewerage sprinkling frome the hole in hist chest - nice touch.
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11.04.2010 - 12:47
Ivan
Admin
Awesome video. I bet they got the idea from Role Models and then spiced it up with some Monty Python
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11.04.2010 - 12:55
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Ivan on 11.04.2010 at 12:47

Awesome video. I bet they got the idea from Role Models and then spiced it up with some Monty Python

hahha, yeah, when the nerd cuts off the dude's arm i thought he's gonna continue to hack him Holy Grail-style if you know what i mean. regardless, i think it was a MP reference
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11.04.2010 - 14:48
Bas
Retired Staff
Now that were a lot of beer cans
Great vid though
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11.04.2010 - 15:37
magatouve
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Written by Valentin B on 11.04.2010 at 10:57

the song is really cool though, i hear lots of Black Sabbath influence in there.

I agree.. the song has so much of Black Sabbath and I really liked it. But the video i think is overdone. I mean.. it's cool to stage an epic battle between some stoner metal junkies and Viking metal warriors... but they somewhat failed to do it. And the fake blood is not even red... it's like rosé wine.
At least I enjoyed the music!
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11.04.2010 - 16:18
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Ahah what a nice video. A lot of beer cans used... I just hope they drank all the beer and didn't waste it just to use the cans lol. Pretty funny!
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11.04.2010 - 18:31
Got Mayhem?
Karmas a bitch.
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11.04.2010 - 19:36
Derwood
When did Seth Rogen start playing bass?

The tune had me banging my head. Funny video. Being both a former RPG junkie and former bassist/vocalist in a metal band, I was truly torn as to which side to cheer for.
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11.04.2010 - 21:58
Ag Fox
Angel No More
I like the song
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11.04.2010 - 23:25
Baz Anderson
Good song, good video.
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11.04.2010 - 23:55
DoomGuard
Funny video, i havent seen many videos in which the nerds come back n actually kill the ppl picking on them...funny stuff, an ok song too
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12.04.2010 - 00:17
Fat & Sassy!
Nomcat
Written by Derwood on 11.04.2010 at 19:36

The tune had me banging my head. Funny video. Being both a former RPG junkie and former bassist/vocalist in a metal band, I was truly torn as to which side to cheer for.


I think that's the point. A metalhead is a metalhead. Whether he's/she's into playing D&D to some Maiden or Blind Guardian or just chillin' out drinkin' with the guys while listening to Sabbath... We are all in the same (probably viking) boat.
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12.04.2010 - 02:19
MKultra
AHHHHHHHMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYZZZZZIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

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12.04.2010 - 04:51
Shovite
GREAT !!!!
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12.04.2010 - 08:28
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
They shotgun too slow. buncha bitches.

WAIT, this is the first video to be able to have its own drinkin game for. drink everytime you see something alcohol related at any point in the video.
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12.04.2010 - 08:52
erykk
Mexican beer TECATE jejeje cool !!!
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12.04.2010 - 10:16
Jeeers
Written by magatouve on 11.04.2010 at 15:37

Written by Valentin B on 11.04.2010 at 10:57

the song is really cool though, i hear lots of Black Sabbath influence in there.

I agree.. the song has so much of Black Sabbath and I really liked it. But the video i think is overdone. I mean.. it's cool to stage an epic battle between some stoner metal junkies and Viking metal warriors... but they somewhat failed to do it. And the fake blood is not even red... it's like rosé wine.
At least I enjoyed the music!

Of course the blood is not red anymore - it's diluted with lots of beer Nice video - I loved it.
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12.04.2010 - 14:26
Bleed4Metal
This...is...AWESOME!!!!
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12.04.2010 - 17:40
Janne
Hugin
Hehe this is the best part of this feature so far
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12.04.2010 - 18:57
magatouve
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Written by Jeeers on 12.04.2010 at 10:16

Written by magatouve on 11.04.2010 at 15:37

Written by Valentin B on 11.04.2010 at 10:57

the song is really cool though, i hear lots of Black Sabbath influence in there.

I agree.. the song has so much of Black Sabbath and I really liked it. But the video i think is overdone. I mean.. it's cool to stage an epic battle between some stoner metal junkies and Viking metal warriors... but they somewhat failed to do it. And the fake blood is not even red... it's like rosé wine.
At least I enjoyed the music!

Of course the blood is not red anymore - it's diluted with lots of beer Nice video - I loved it.

I missed that one! Shame on me!
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12.04.2010 - 20:56
The Shape 1973
Power metal will slay all. Do not cross the horny helmet.
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12.04.2010 - 23:33
GT
Coffee!!
Funny video and the song itself wasn't bad at all
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13.04.2010 - 06:10
bloodwrage
Pagan Angel
All I thought about during this video was Brian Posehn.
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13.04.2010 - 14:34
Øyvind
Grave Digger
All I thought about during this video was...murder (puts on a pair of shades and The Who start playing "Won't Get Fooled Again")
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14.04.2010 - 01:28
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Awesome video, and the song ios pretty cool too
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23.05.2010 - 01:03
bloodwrage
Pagan Angel
Written by Øyvind on 13.04.2010 at 14:34

All I thought about during this video was...murder (puts on a pair of shades and The Who start playing "Won't Get Fooled Again")


The Who suck. Do not let them defile the epicness that is this video.
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23.05.2010 - 20:48
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Written by bloodwrage on 23.05.2010 at 01:03

Written by Øyvind on 13.04.2010 at 14:34

All I thought about during this video was...murder (puts on a pair of shades and The Who start playing "Won't Get Fooled Again")


The Who suck. Do not let them defile the epicness that is this video.


Hey, it wasn't me who chose the music for CSI Miami This video is so epic that it can't be taunted by anything And as to whether The Who suck or not, it's a personal view.
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