Greatest Metal Video Ever... Xmas Edition


Ah, Christmas. That most wonderful time of the year when the Metal Storm Staff is locked up in their sacred Staff Towers, totally focused on picking this year's nominees for the MS Awards - a Herculean undertaking which usually involves a lot of bitching and moaning and drawing guns at each other. Isn't Christmas just magical?

Anyway, have some schnapps on the house, and enjoy this holiday edition of the Greatest Metal Video Ever... Series!



Medeia - Antichristmas

Everybody and their mom knows that Christmas is just as metal as Jari Mäenpää is the most reliable person in the entire scene... which is why Medeia released the most anti-cliche, anti-fluffy, and batshit insane anti-Christmas video in the history of time and space... which is why there'll be no presents for Christmas for them. Ha!




Kudos are in order for Mr. Promonex for suggesting this, uh, anti-gem.



Reuben - Christmas Is Awesome

It's Christmas time and time for a carol! After all, a metalhead who doesn't like karaoke is like Metallica not releasing a good album... simply not imaginable.




Sing along, y'all!



Corey Taylor - X-M@$

Talking about sing along songs...

Sir Corey Taylor is without a single doubt the most charismatic frontman of one of the most influential metal bands of the last decade. And as most of you know, the Slipknot/Stone Sour head honcho is also a very eloquent and sophisticated man, as this video so clearly illustrates. The essence of Mr. Taylor's Christmas message: getting sloshed... cuz isn't that what X-M@$ is all about??




Instant X-M@$ cl@$$ic!



(Un)Happy Holidays!
-- The MS Staff
 
Posted: 24.12.2010 by Thryce


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24.12.2010 - 13:58
Elodie Artour
Slania
LOL

Once again - great job!
The last video owns them all.

(Un)Happy Holidays to you, too, my dearest!

P.S.: There's currently no snow here in Sofia, so I'm definitely NOT in the Christmas mood...
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24.12.2010 - 14:16
Dominus
The Shooter
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24.12.2010 - 14:17
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
My vote gopes to the second video, it's just too brutal when the kids sing along.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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24.12.2010 - 14:22
J. N.
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Demetrius: Villain, what hast thou done?
Aaron: That which thou canst not undo.
Chiron: Thou hast undone our mother.
Aaron: Villain, I have done thy mother.
- William Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus: Act 4, Scene 2 (1593)
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24.12.2010 - 15:49
I_Die_Often
That is the best Stone Sour song I have heard yet!!!
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Old enough to be your Daddy... speaking of which... you look familiar... do I know your mother???
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24.12.2010 - 16:04
JÄY
Metal slave
Yeah christmas IS awesome....AS LONG AS I GET A PSP HO HO HO
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24.12.2010 - 19:47
ScreamingSteelUS
Agent of Steel
I've noticed that Corey Taylor sounds like Kiefer Sutherland when he talks normally.
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Row, row, fight the power
Djently down the stream

I wonder how you will defend your ludicrous assertions.
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24.12.2010 - 19:49
corrupt
With a lowercase c
'We're sorry about all that "nailed to the cross" business'.
Classic!
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Schwarzmetall!
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24.12.2010 - 20:25
Dangerboner
:D
Written by JÄY on 24.12.2010 at 16:04

Yeah christmas IS awesome....AS LONG AS I GET A PSP HO HO HO

I thought you said PCP. Now that would make for a fun family Christmas party
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24.12.2010 - 20:56
Jason W.
Razorbliss
Definitely like the Doctor Who dvd part, oddly enough what I got for myself this year. Great collection of vids! Now time to go out and stock up on something to drink
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"After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." - Aldous Huxley
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24.12.2010 - 21:46
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Hilarious stuff
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.
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24.12.2010 - 22:50
Marcus
Doit Like Bernie
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24.12.2010 - 23:50
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Marcus wins, right?
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Prettier than BloodTears.
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25.12.2010 - 08:26
Dark Cornatus
Powerslave
I didn't like any of them except the Nintendo one, i've seen that clip before the remix, so funny.
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25.12.2010 - 16:22
oath to vanquish
Corey tailor is the best !! heh great one
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25.12.2010 - 21:33
BlankFile
The best vídeo is the first one! Mad Santa! ahahah
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26.12.2010 - 04:42
AngelofDeth
Cyborg Raptor
Trash songs by trash bands
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pewpew.. gotcha
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28.12.2010 - 13:05
The Shape 1973
Sprouts. Haa-bumhug. Sorry, Baa-humbug.
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RIP NFFC
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29.12.2010 - 18:37
Dark Blood
The Avenger
Nice stuff! Ahahah. And credits for Marcus and Dominus as well \m/
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It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism.
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