Ah, Christmas. That most wonderful time of the year when the Metal Storm Staff is locked up in their sacred Staff Towers, totally focused on picking this year's nominees for the MS Awards - a Herculean undertaking which usually involves a lot of bitching and moaning and drawing guns at each other. Isn't Christmas just magical?

Anyway, have some schnapps on the house, and enjoy this holiday edition of the Greatest Metal Video Ever... Series!

Medeia - Antichristmas

Everybody and their mom knows that Christmas is just as metal as Jari Mäenpää is the most reliable person in the entire scene... which is why Medeia released the most anti-cliche, anti-fluffy, and batshit insane anti-Christmas video in the history of time and space... which is why there'll be no presents for Christmas for them. Ha!

Kudos are in order for Mr. Promonex for suggesting this, uh, anti-gem.

Reuben - Christmas Is Awesome

It's Christmas time and time for a carol! After all, a metalhead who doesn't like karaoke is like Metallica not releasing a good album... simply not imaginable.

Sing along, y'all!

Corey Taylor - X-M@$

Talking about sing along songs...

Sir Corey Taylor is without a single doubt the most charismatic frontman of one of the most influential metal bands of the last decade. And as most of you know, the Slipknot/Stone Sour head honcho is also a very eloquent and sophisticated man, as this video so clearly illustrates. The essence of Mr. Taylor's Christmas message: getting sloshed... cuz isn't that what X-M@$ is all about??

Instant X-M@$ cl@$$ic!

(Un)Happy Holidays!
-- The MS Staff
Posted: 24.12.2010 by Thryce


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Elodie Artour - 24.12.2010 at 13:58  

Once again - great job!
The last video owns them all.

(Un)Happy Holidays to you, too, my dearest!

P.S.: There's currently no snow here in Sofia, so I'm definitely NOT in the Christmas mood...
Dominus - 24.12.2010 at 14:16  
Mr. Doctor - 24.12.2010 at 14:17  
My vote gopes to the second video, it's just too brutal when the kids sing along.
J. N. - 24.12.2010 at 14:22  
I_Die_Often - 24.12.2010 at 15:49  
That is the best Stone Sour song I have heard yet!!!
JÄY - 24.12.2010 at 16:04  
Yeah christmas IS awesome....AS LONG AS I GET A PSP HO HO HO
ScreamingSteelUS - 24.12.2010 at 19:47  
I've noticed that Corey Taylor sounds like Kiefer Sutherland when he talks normally.
corrupt - 24.12.2010 at 19:49  
'We're sorry about all that "nailed to the cross" business'.
Dangerboner - 24.12.2010 at 20:25  
Written by JÄY on 24.12.2010 at 16:04

Yeah christmas IS awesome....AS LONG AS I GET A PSP HO HO HO

I thought you said PCP. Now that would make for a fun family Christmas party
Jason W. - 24.12.2010 at 20:56  
Definitely like the Doctor Who dvd part, oddly enough what I got for myself this year. Great collection of vids! Now time to go out and stock up on something to drink
BloodTears - 24.12.2010 at 21:46  
Hilarious stuff
Marcus - 24.12.2010 at 22:50  
Troy Killjoy - 24.12.2010 at 23:50  
Marcus wins, right?
Dark Cornatus - 25.12.2010 at 08:26  
I didn't like any of them except the Nintendo one, i've seen that clip before the remix, so funny.
oath to vanquish - 25.12.2010 at 16:22  
Corey tailor is the best !! heh great one
BlankFile - 25.12.2010 at 21:33  
The best vídeo is the first one! Mad Santa! ahahah
AngelofDeth - 26.12.2010 at 04:42  
Trash songs by trash bands
The Shape 1973 - 28.12.2010 at 13:05  
Sprouts. Haa-bumhug. Sorry, Baa-humbug.
Dark Blood - 29.12.2010 at 18:37  
Nice stuff! Ahahah. And credits for Marcus and Dominus as well \m/

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