Metal Storm Music


This news was part of our April Fools joke 2011.




First it was .Net. Then it was version 4.0.Now Metal Storm is taking the next step towards total world domination. No, we aren't looking to overthrow a Eastern European government and installing ourselves as a Metal Oligarchy. Our plans are much more insidious.

We are proud to announce the launch of Metal Storm Music!

That's right. We're taking the steps to become our own label! We figure with the number of acts throwing stuff at us for reviews or write-ups in the Clandestine Cuts features, and hoping some label signs the brightest and boldest, why not just cut out the middle man and start putting stuff out our damned selves. After all, we've been telling all of you what is worth listening to in metal for nearly a decade.

So today, we announce the first stable of bands to Metal Storm Music. We'll have some interviews with our "Founding Fathers" that will be popping up in the near future. Check 'em out. And be sure to check them out again once we get the ball rolling on recording and putting albums out!

Forty-Two Tits
Angelic Power Force Redemption
Black Death Suicide
T.I.D.T.T.S.I.D.I.I.T.S.O.T.C.D.T.W.L.U.T.T.D.T.W.B.T.O.W.T.S.A.A.N.S.F.C.S.
BitchTroll
Deathday 666



UPDATE! Check out BitchTroll's The Siren rough rough pre-mix demo!
 
Posted: 01.04.2011 by jupitreas


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01.04.2011 - 10:21
silenius
Best april joke ever... xD
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01.04.2011 - 10:33
ErnilEnNaur
Account deleted
OMG! Greatest news ever! Here's some more bands that you should consider:

Night Of The United Knights (anti-Mormonic progressive blackened death power metal)
Flower Power Of The Unholy Tower (Metallica tribute band)
Maiden Black And The Ocean Of Hate (Utterly useless pop metal)
I Have A Ladder And Some Fish And I Am Going To Eat The Latter (Regressive Death Metal)
Megalive (Slayer Tribute Band)
Burning Bush (pro-Mormonic, anti-conservative symphonic grindcore)

Anyone who hasn't heard of these bands yet is a poser and needs to go die in a fire.
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01.04.2011 - 11:05
Acolyt#1
I vote for metal uprising and overtaking a country.
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01.04.2011 - 11:06
ockletters
Hahah 42 tits, brilliant music !
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01.04.2011 - 11:08
Mixhell
WOOW! \m/
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01.04.2011 - 11:32
Deadmeat
Necrobutcher
Metalstorm rules
on april fools!
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01.04.2011 - 11:49
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by Milena on 01.04.2011 at 09:46

No, it's not, Slovenia rocks, my country pretty much sucks for Christ's sake, they even have Metalcamp! Oh, if only I would convince my sister to go, so my parents don't freak out when I tell them I'm off to Slovenia alone


Hehe, sorry, I thought you were making a joke cause of all the fu*ked up politicial situation and high unemployment currently in our country. But yes, we do have Metal Camp, that makes us pretty awesome I hope 42 tits will play there this year, they're my fave band from today on!
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01.04.2011 - 12:09
RhaegarTargaryen
Telcontar
42 tits... now I would love to see that act ... LIVE
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01.04.2011 - 12:10
Bad English
Masterchief
APRIL THE 1th .......... yeahhhhh
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Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die''

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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01.04.2011 - 12:13
FeskarN
Haha, this was a good one xD
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The Land Is Silent... Before The Storm!
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01.04.2011 - 12:23
BudDa
Yah, April fools. Though how about u guys launch a radio. An online radio..
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Freeze! Step away from the hubris.
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01.04.2011 - 12:29
vezzy
Stallmanite
That was a great April Fools' joke, actually.
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01.04.2011 - 13:11
Danyael
Written by Guest on 01.04.2011 at 10:33

OMG! Greatest news ever! Here's some more bands that you should consider:

Night Of The United Knights (anti-Mormonic progressive blackened death power metal)
Flower Power Of The Unholy Tower (Metallica tribute band)
Maiden Black And The Ocean Of Hate (Utterly useless pop metal)
I Have A Ladder And Some Fish And I Am Going To Eat The Latter (Regressive Death Metal)
Megalive (Slayer Tribute Band)
Burning Bush (pro-Mormonic, anti-conservative symphonic grindcore)

Anyone who hasn't heard of these bands yet is a poser and needs to go die in a fire.


LOL
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01.04.2011 - 14:07
Milena
Learning To "X"
Written by Danyael on 01.04.2011 at 13:11

Written by Guest on 01.04.2011 at 10:33

OMG! Greatest news ever! Here's some more bands that you should consider:

Night Of The United Knights (anti-Mormonic progressive blackened death power metal)
Flower Power Of The Unholy Tower (Metallica tribute band)
Maiden Black And The Ocean Of Hate (Utterly useless pop metal)
I Have A Ladder And Some Fish And I Am Going To Eat The Latter (Regressive Death Metal)
Megalive (Slayer Tribute Band)
Burning Bush (pro-Mormonic, anti-conservative symphonic grindcore)

Anyone who hasn't heard of these bands yet is a poser and needs to go die in a fire.


LOL


You completely forgot about The Omnipotent Individuals who play post/alternative/progressive/sludge metal. Their track "Love In Binary Code" is my fave song evaaahhh!
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01.04.2011 - 14:40
Bas
Retired Staff
Written by pagb666 on 01.04.2011 at 03:22

EDIT: Gotta love the Ninja Gaiden music

I think you're the first to recognize it, you deserve a cookie or something

Written by Guest on 01.04.2011 at 10:33

I Have A Ladder And Some Fish And I Am Going To Eat The Latter (Regressive Death Metal)

Regressive Death Metal? We definitely need that, gonna sign them today!
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BAS - Beautifully Accented Sexiness
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01.04.2011 - 15:04
Kurty Wurty
Amatsu Mikaboshi
This could be the most badass news of the year!
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01.04.2011 - 15:07
Nesrail
Account deleted
Depressive Black metal / A Capella . Now thats brutal
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01.04.2011 - 15:17
Aetherius
Lol
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01.04.2011 - 18:15
Kwis
Great band names. Forty-Two Tits FTW!
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01.04.2011 - 18:18
ADIresiduos
Hey guys! you should really try to start your own record label; it would be a great support for a lot of insigned new acts.....
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01.04.2011 - 18:29
Coloneater
Forty-two tits? Good one.
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01.04.2011 - 18:51
Rupert
April fools!
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01.04.2011 - 20:39
shadowdragonfly1
Wow im really looking forward to this. Are you releasing the records in CD format or just tape versions? because you know tape is more kvlt
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02.04.2011 - 03:13
strade
Are people seriously falling for this? Wow.
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03.04.2011 - 10:24
The Shape 1973
I remember Forty Two Tits. Wasn't it her birthday everyday?
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RIP NFFC
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05.04.2011 - 22:14
Elodie Artour
Slania
I sure as hell had some good laughs with this year's April Fool's. The angelic dudes did not seem funny to me, but I did enjoy Forty Two Tits. The other jokes also were pretty nice.
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05.04.2011 - 22:16
Bas
Retired Staff
Written by The Shape 1973 on 03.04.2011 at 10:24

I remember Forty Two Tits. Wasn't it her birthday everyday?

Actually that subject is talked about in the interview with her
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15.08.2011 - 20:13
BeastOfMetal456
Account deleted

I believed it at first.
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15.08.2011 - 20:33
Kass
St. Anger
I just listened to the Whinny Bitch's song, opps I mean the BitchTroll's song. I really like this NWOMS.
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"The Bees Made Honey In The Lion's Skull"
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