This news was part of our April Fools joke 2011.




First it was .Net. Then it was version 4.0.Now Metal Storm is taking the next step towards total world domination. No, we aren't looking to overthrow a Eastern European government and installing ourselves as a Metal Oligarchy. Our plans are much more insidious.

We are proud to announce the launch of Metal Storm Music!

That's right. We're taking the steps to become our own label! We figure with the number of acts throwing stuff at us for reviews or write-ups in the Clandestine Cuts features, and hoping some label signs the brightest and boldest, why not just cut out the middle man and start putting stuff out our damned selves. After all, we've been telling all of you what is worth listening to in metal for nearly a decade.

So today, we announce the first stable of bands to Metal Storm Music. We'll have some interviews with our "Founding Fathers" that will be popping up in the near future. Check 'em out. And be sure to check them out again once we get the ball rolling on recording and putting albums out!

Forty-Two Tits
Angelic Power Force Redemption
Black Death Suicide
T.I.D.T.T.S.I.D.I.I.T.S.O.T.C.D.T.W.L.U.T.T.D.T.W.B.T.O.W.T.S.A.A.N.S.F.C.S.
BitchTroll
Deathday 666



UPDATE! Check out BitchTroll's The Siren rough rough pre-mix demo!
 
Posted: 01.04.2011 by jupitreas



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Coloneater - 01.04.2011 at 18:29  
Forty-two tits? Good one.
Rupert - 01.04.2011 at 18:51  
April fools!
shadowdragonfly1 - 01.04.2011 at 20:39  
Wow im really looking forward to this. Are you releasing the records in CD format or just tape versions? because you know tape is more kvlt
strade - 02.04.2011 at 03:13  
Are people seriously falling for this? Wow.
The Shape 1973 - 03.04.2011 at 10:24  
I remember Forty Two Tits. Wasn't it her birthday everyday?
Elodie Artour - 05.04.2011 at 22:14  
I sure as hell had some good laughs with this year's April Fool's. The angelic dudes did not seem funny to me, but I did enjoy Forty Two Tits. The other jokes also were pretty nice.
Bas - 05.04.2011 at 22:16  
Written by The Shape 1973 on 03.04.2011 at 10:24

I remember Forty Two Tits. Wasn't it her birthday everyday?

Actually that subject is talked about in the interview with her
BeastOfMetal456 - 15.08.2011 at 20:13  

I believed it at first.
JD - 15.08.2011 at 20:33  
I just listened to the Whinny Bitch's song, opps I mean the BitchTroll's song. I really like this NWOMS.

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