In celebration of the release of their latest album yesterday (6 November), Impaled have offered the following advice:

"It's D Day… Death Day. Celebrate this day in the history of Thanatology with the latest Impaled record "The Last Gasp".

Some celebration ideas…
01. Gather your friends and listen to the new record together
02. Start a public mosh pit
03. Buy a second copy to keep sealed like a Star Wars figure
04. If your local store doesn't have the record, ask 'em why then spit on the manager
05. Buy yourself a present from the Impaled Shop
06. Walk around with an Rxxx written in ash on your forehead
07. When someone scores in soccer, scream "GORE!!!"
08. Listen to all your Impaled records in order at top volume till your ears bleed
09. Drink 15 Rockstars until you get heart palpitations
10. Bake a cake and mail it to Impaled

Now if all that doesn't sound like fun, you've got problems.

If you're unlucky enough to be working today or stuck in school and can't get the new record, fret not... it's streaming in its entirety at That's right... you can waste the bandwidth of your lousy job and listen to the new Impaled record until you're crazy with bloodlust. Check it out here:"

Band profile: Impaled
Posted: 07.11.2007 by Thryce


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Bad English - 07.11.2007 at 18:35  
I didnt like it so much

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