Alestorm - Already Announce New Guitarist


After the guitarist Gavin Harper's departure from Alestorm only a few days ago, the band have already found a replacement. A statement from the band reads as follows:

"It is with great pleasure (and relief) that I announce we've found a new guitarist! Enter Mr Tim Shaw. The more eagle-eyed watchers of the underground amongst you may know him as the mastermind behind the epic black metal project Fyrdsman, and as the guitarist of the now-departed death metal titans Premithon. He's a beastly good guitarist, and a great lad to boot. It's gonna be a fucking blast when we get up on stage and in the studio. Gavin's shoes are going to be tough ones to fill, but that's ok, because Tim has big feet. And you know what they say about guys with big feet..."

Source: blog.myspace.com
Band profile: Alestorm
 
Posted: 16.09.2008 by CyGuy6587


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16.09.2008 - 23:08
Elio
Red Nightmare
yeah we know but has nothing to do with music
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BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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16.09.2008 - 23:29
DrunkenFuck
Thrasher!
Haha
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THRASH!!!
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17.09.2008 - 00:39
worm_is_gloaming
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17.09.2008 - 00:43
Urizen367
guys with big feet, they need big socks.
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I will not reason and compare, my business is to create.
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17.09.2008 - 00:48
Thryce
Retired Staff
This band should be keelhauled for writing such rubbish statements. Yarr!
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Your favorite band sucks.
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17.09.2008 - 01:50
Black Conundrum
Hey, that was quick! I'm glad they already have a new guitarist.

"Gavin's shoes are going to be tough ones to fill, but that's ok, because Tim has big feet. And you know what they say about guys with big feet..."

The above passage from the statement made me laugh.
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17.09.2008 - 02:18
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Alestorm band members are expendable.
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Kick Ass, Die Young

Less is More
Stay Pure
Stay Poor

Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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17.09.2008 - 02:58
Doc Godin
Obnoxious
Perhaps these line-up changes will result in a less embarrassing Alestorm.
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"I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck."
- George Carlin
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17.09.2008 - 05:39
Uirapuru
Liver Failure
wow thats fast.. hope they can stay with the same attitide! really liked their album
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17.09.2008 - 06:32
DoomGuard
Written by Urizen367 on 17.09.2008 at 00:43

guys with big feet, they need big socks.

i call them socks too

hahahaha

Love this band but they need to solidify their unity...
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17.09.2008 - 14:07
Thryce
Retired Staff
Written by DoomGuard on 17.09.2008 at 06:32

Love this band but they need to solidify their unity...

...or even better, they need to break up already.
I bet they can get a new job at Disney World any day.
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Your favorite band sucks.
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18.09.2008 - 00:45
DoomGuard
Written by Thryce on 17.09.2008 at 14:07

Written by DoomGuard on 17.09.2008 at 06:32

Love this band but they need to solidify their unity...

...or even better, they need to break up already.
I bet they can get a new job at Disney World any day.

Who can't get one at Disney?
These guys r producing pretty good music so i see no reason y they should break up
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18.09.2008 - 00:58
Urizen367
Written by DoomGuard on 18.09.2008 at 00:45

Written by Thryce on 17.09.2008 at 14:07

Written by DoomGuard on 17.09.2008 at 06:32

Love this band but they need to solidify their unity...

...or even better, they need to break up already.
I bet they can get a new job at Disney World any day.

Who can't get one at Disney?
These guys r producing pretty good music so i see no reason y they should break up


yeah, these guys are pretty legit. i hate pirates, i see them as the gay version of vikings (which are far superior any day). even though i hates the pirates, this band is damn amazing. maybe it's cause of winches and mead....
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18.09.2008 - 05:41
DoomGuard
exactly!
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