Alestorm - Already Announce New Guitarist
After the guitarist Gavin Harper's departure from Alestorm only a few days ago, the band have already found a replacement. A statement from the band reads as follows:
"It is with great pleasure (and relief) that I announce we've found a new guitarist! Enter Mr Tim Shaw. The more eagle-eyed watchers of the underground amongst you may know him as the mastermind behind the epic black metal project Fyrdsman, and as the guitarist of the now-departed death metal titans Premithon. He's a beastly good guitarist, and a great lad to boot. It's gonna be a fucking blast when we get up on stage and in the studio. Gavin's shoes are going to be tough ones to fill, but that's ok, because Tim has big feet. And you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
"It is with great pleasure (and relief) that I announce we've found a new guitarist! Enter Mr Tim Shaw. The more eagle-eyed watchers of the underground amongst you may know him as the mastermind behind the epic black metal project Fyrdsman, and as the guitarist of the now-departed death metal titans Premithon. He's a beastly good guitarist, and a great lad to boot. It's gonna be a fucking blast when we get up on stage and in the studio. Gavin's shoes are going to be tough ones to fill, but that's ok, because Tim has big feet. And you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
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| Elio Red Nightmare Posts: 4920 From: Italy  |
yeah we know but has nothing to do with music 
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| DrunkenFuck Thrasher! Posts: 455 From: Denmark  |
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| worm_is_gloaming Posts: 150 From: USA  |
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| Urizen367 Posts: 1620 From: USA  |
guys with big feet, they need big socks.
---- I will not reason and compare, my business is to create.
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| Thryce Retired Staff Posts: 4346 From: Belgium  |
This band should be keelhauled for writing such rubbish statements. Yarr!
---- Your favorite band sucks.
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| Symmachus Posts: 2002 From: USA |
Hey, that was quick! I'm glad they already have a new guitarist. "Gavin's shoes are going to be tough ones to fill, but that's ok, because Tim has big feet. And you know what they say about guys with big feet..." The above passage from the statement made me laugh. 
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| LeChron James Helvetesfossen Posts: 3561 From: USA  |
Alestorm band members are expendable.
---- Kick Ass, Die Young Less is More Stay Pure Stay Poor Music was my life, music brought me to life and music is how I will be remembered long after I leave this life. When I die there will be a final waltz in my head that only I can hear.
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| Doc G. Full Grown Hoser Posts: 9718 From: Canada  |
Perhaps these line-up changes will result in a less embarrassing Alestorm.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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| Uirapuru Liver Failure Posts: 2955 From: Brazil  |
wow thats fast.. hope they can stay with the same attitide! really liked their album
----  ---- member of the true crusade against old school heavy metal, early 80s thrash, NWOBHM, traditional doom, first and second wave black metal, old school death metal, US power metal, 70s prog rock and atmospheric doomsludgestoner. o/
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368 From: USA  |
Written by Urizen367 on 17.09.2008 at 00:43 i call them socks too  hahahaha Love this band but they need to solidify their unity...
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| Thryce Retired Staff Posts: 4346 From: Belgium |
Written by DoomGuard on 17.09.2008 at 06:32 ...or even better, they need to break up already. I bet they can get a new job at Disney World any day.
---- Your favorite band sucks.
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368 From: USA |
Written by Thryce on 17.09.2008 at 14:07 Who can't get one at Disney? These guys r producing pretty good music so i see no reason y they should break up
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| Urizen367 Posts: 1620 From: USA |
Written by DoomGuard on 18.09.2008 at 00:45 yeah, these guys are pretty legit. i hate pirates, i see them as the gay version of vikings (which are far superior any day). even though i hates the pirates, this band is damn amazing. maybe it's cause of winches and mead....
---- I will not reason and compare, my business is to create.
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| DoomGuard Posts: 368 From: USA |
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