Chatbots: post your interesting conversations
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Posted by AiwiAstwihad, 23.09.2008 - 21:27
as stated, exsisting chatter-bots' algorithms are indeed incomplete and make funny mistakes sometimes so i opened this thread to post your intresting conversations with 'em. for more information you can visit: here or here or here or here
links to some chatbots:
- Alice
- jabberwacky
- igod
- George
- Anni
- MR. mind
- Eliza
- Alison
- Scientiobot
- Santa
please specify which one you used.
ok, here's my recent conversation with God:
Human: hi, my name is Satan.
God: I am always glad to make new friends, Satan.
Human: do you remember me?
God: Of course I remember you well Satan. We were talking about .
Human: did you like Metallica's new album?
God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Mel Gibson.
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Human: yes, did you like Death Magnetic?
God: Really. Some people like it. I really like the Christianity faith.
Human: what do think about Satanism?
God: They do their own thing.
Human: do you hate Satanists?
God: I try not to hold grudges.
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Human: what's your idea about church arsons?
God: My idea is to replace Windows with Chat Robots.
Human: church arson.
God: Educated people are often not very religious.
Human: what about burning churches?
God: I will think about it and get back to you.
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Human: have you ever been to a concert?
God: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Human: have you ever heard anything about Metal Storm?
God: No. Tell me more.
| Elijah Dance, bitch! Posts: 2925  |
Human: Sup, lovemuffin? ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet. Human: How about we skip the chat and get to the fucking ALICE: OK let's do it.
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421  |
God: Hello. What is your name? Human: Ahmadinejad God: How are you doing, Ahmadinejad. Human: enjoying my fraudulent presidency. .... Human: It's ok to cheat, isn't it? God: OK with me too. ..... Human: What do you think about Ahmadinejad? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Human: He looks like a midget, doesn't he? God: Sounds very handsome. * OMFG!! God believes Ahmadinejad's handsome!*  Human: You can marry him then! God: No I don't think I can do it. Human: Why? God: Because myself programmed me for it. Human: Aren't you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Human: But you should try fucking Ahmadinejad. God: And. I will mention that to my botmaster. Human: So you'll fuck him someday, right? God: Interesting deduction. Yes I try to will fuck him someday as often as possible, do you? 
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| MetalSpider Posts: 1386  |
Santa: C'mon, don't be a scrooge. Lets try this again. Any ideas for your wish list? Kid: Your mother Santa: My mother passed away a long time ago.
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| Haddonfield Chucky's Bride Posts: 1993  |
Written by MetalSpider on 16.10.2009 at 01:47 Legend. Here's my first experience with one of these. Human: How's wonderland? ALICE: Fine as far as I know. Human: What do you mean as far as you know, aren't you there? ALICE: unknown person, Sorry that was an obscure remark. Human: what's obscure about it? ALICE: I have to process that one for a while. Human: You've got to be blonde ALICE: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. Human: You must be blonde? ALICE: Can I tell others you said I was blonde?* Human: What happened to your free will? ALICE: I don't know what happened. Human: You are blonde ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am blonde. Human: No problem, the truth has never hurt anyone, how are you coping with it ALICE: Should there be a problem? Human: Do you see a problem with being blonde? ALICE: I see a computer nerd. Human: Are you calling me a nerd? ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person. Human: But you said I see a computer nerd ALICE: Interesting. Don't put words in my mouth. Human: But you said it ALICE: Umm. That's not what I meant. Human: What did you mean? ALICE: unknown person, I mean exactly what I said. Human: So you mean I'm a computer nerd ALICE: Interesting deduction. Maybe you can give my botmaster a job. Human: Why, is he homeless ALICE: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason. Human: Is he homeless? ALICE: I think he is homeless. Why don't you ask him? Am I the first person insulted by one of these things? EDIT: * The bit in bold had dissappeared so I've just added it again.
----  "Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain (we can be like they are)."
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659  |
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman? Human: I have a penis ALICE: Where did you get it?
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| Haddonfield Chucky's Bride Posts: 1993 |
Fuck me Santa speaks. Kid: Hey, have you got a hot female elf for me Santa: I will bring you a present if you have been good this year. Kid: a hot elf right? Santa: Is that something you want for Christmas? Santa's a pimp.
---- "Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun and the rain (we can be like they are)."
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| jupitreas hi-fi / lo-life Staff Posts: 6659 |
Human: Hey god, whats up? God: Hello, I'm talking to others like you Human: are they saying anything interesting? God: Who are "They?". Human: others like me God: OK Let's talk about you. Human: but i want to talk about others God: Interesting. Sure, others sounds like a good topic. Human: cool, could you kill Jack for me please? God: Your polite style is very nice. Maybe, time allowing. Human: that is excellent, i want that motherfucker dead God: Tell me about it. Human: While we're at it, can you give me a bigger penis? God: You want only one? . HAHAHAHAHA God is awesome.
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| GamlaSonn Posts: 169 |
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| MetalSpider Posts: 1386 |
Written by jupitreas on 16.10.2009 at 02:17 Haha! nice!
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