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Posted by Yossarian on 11.12.2008 at 18:07
Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.


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  24.03.2016 at 06:01
^ wow that namee, its more than 1 km

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  31.03.2016 at 17:40
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  14.04.2016 at 18:12
You can always come up with new names for metal bands because I think the old ones, if they didn't already exist, would probably be considered kind of lame now?

Metallica - how shitty of a name is that, actually? No one would take a band seriously with that name now, assuming it wasn't already a band, obviously.

Mors Principium Est is probably the most unfortunately named band just because hardly anyone can spell or pronounce it.
Weirdo of MS

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  25.09.2016 at 15:35
It was posted on the pub, but since it's gonna disappear soon, I thought I should post this here to remind people that a band named Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus exists.
If you're looking for some 2016 bizarre music, I got some

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  25.09.2016 at 20:47
^They could have gone with 'A Fresh Fetus', but instead chose 'His First Fresh Fetus'. There are more to come, apparently.

Yeah, alliteration.
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  25.09.2016 at 22:02
dogg o)))

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  25.09.2016 at 22:28
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  16.10.2016 at 11:41
(((...))) = "Three Black Dots in the Brackets" its not too weird but dumb.

- http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/%28%28%28...%29%29%29/3540352418

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  16.10.2016 at 12:44
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