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Posted by Yossarian, 11.12.2008 - 18:07
Hi metalstormers,

The title is clear. Please remember and reply with the weirdest or funniest metal band names that you have come accross during your life in the scene.
It is in fact almost impossible to name a metal band nowadays that is not being used already, above all, if you want to give it a metalrelated name involving words like Hell, Warrior, Doom, Death, Thrash, Black, Red, Heavy, Pink...SORRY slip of the tongue, Steel, Fire and the like.
Last time I was in a band we were thinking in having the most strange name as possible so as to attract attention and, at the same time, not to be sued by another band with already that name. We thought about choosing: "Where is Bin Laden?" and translated from Spanish: 600 mb of Porno or Anita's great belches -Anita is a friend of mine with body of a model, face of an angel, not metalhead but a bit posh... and that belches like a drunk truckdriver-. Whenever she belches, everybody looks at me or another boy in the group.

The weirdest names I have heard from established bands are "Cadáveres de Tortugas" that means "Turtle corpses" that it is really twisted and weird and the best one: "Bodies in the gears of the apparatus" Fuck, that's a name. Complex and re-twisted.

I remember as well a discussion with a friend of mine that liked that musical genre that was called "Noise" 10 years ago. There were very strange band names in that label. Once he was naming some of them and we were laughing, then he said something that I did not understood. I said: what? Vaginal stone? -In Spanish: piedra vaginal.
He said: NO, weird, you are twisted. That name makes nonsense. PERA, Pera vaginal! -IN English: Vaginal pear. The real name was even more strange that the one I understood.

Well. Please tell me the weirdest names you have come accross during your life and we will laugh or even fear the twisted minds of their members.
S.O.D. Stormtroopers of Death is one to fear.

Bye.
04.09.2011 - 23:18
Behdaad
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Don't know whether it's mentioned before or not, but I found "Iwrestledabearonce" a very funny one!
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04.09.2011 - 23:29
MesiasDesmorphus

Aborted Hitler Cock, absolutely hilarious
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05.09.2011 - 22:03
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02.07.2012 - 12:29
Infernal Eternal

Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus(or Amulus) with a Musty Carrot. That's a name!
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02.07.2012 - 18:53
yellowfellow

Somebody sent me a link to a band from Dubai called "Billy Bob's Blood Drenched Brew" that's pretty fucking strange. Their song names are also odd.
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02.07.2012 - 19:09
FOOCK Nam

Written by Slayer666 on 21.05.2009 at 15:24

Yeah, I mean really "Slepi Cuvar" in Serbian.... It really does sound really stupid. But, there are so many bands that sound really dumb in my language. Like, Moonspell "MesecevaCarolija", Darkthrone is "MracniTron" and so on....

I never translate band name and music lyrics to my own tongue. It is absolutely weird, though I find it in English they are not bad.

I find the Entwine is very weird band name.
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02.07.2012 - 19:28
Milena
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Written by FOOCK Nam on 02.07.2012 at 19:09

"MesecevaCarolija"

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02.07.2012 - 22:01
mojo

Sunn O)))

it's not the "Sunn O" bit, it's the ))) that gets me.
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02.07.2012 - 22:03
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Darkened Nocturnal Slaughtercult is a really lame name.
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03.07.2012 - 00:44
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Bloody Panda still makes me go "...wut?" when I read it.
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03.07.2012 - 00:57
Uldreth

Written by mojo on 02.07.2012 at 22:01

Sunn O)))

it's not the "Sunn O" bit, it's the ))) that gets me.

It's indeed a weird name. But for me not because of the brackets, but seriously, who the hell names a band after an amplifier brand?!
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03.07.2012 - 01:33
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Uldreth on 03.07.2012 at 00:57
who the hell names a band after an amplifier brand?!


Well, considering their style of music... I think it was perfect.
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08.08.2012 - 10:27
Yossarian

Written by Infernal Eternal on 02.07.2012 at 12:29

Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus(or Amulus) with a Musty Carrot. That's a name!


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08.08.2012 - 15:26
Daniell
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Written by Roro on 04.09.2011 at 23:05

Written by NecroCorpSlayer on 04.09.2011 at 22:59

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Marley


ok how do u pronounce it?


It's quite simple actually. Break it down:
pneumono
ultra
microscopic
silico
volcano
coniosis

If you have an idea about Latin you can even figure out what the word means. And, incidentally, it's officially the longest word in the English language.

(Late to the party, I know.)
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08.08.2012 - 16:26
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Daniell on 08.08.2012 at 15:26

Written by Roro on 04.09.2011 at 23:05

Written by NecroCorpSlayer on 04.09.2011 at 22:59

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Marley


ok how do u pronounce it?


It's quite simple actually. Break it down:
pneumono
ultra
microscopic
silico
volcano
coniosis

If you have an idea about Latin you can even figure out what the word means.


No need of Latin thing here.

it simply means a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. A biological term coined by Everett Smith, the President of The National Puzzlers' League, in 1935 purely for the purpose of inventing a new "longest word".

(bit /offtopic)
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08.08.2012 - 16:37
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Metallica.
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08.08.2012 - 16:37
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.08.2012 at 16:26

No need of Latin thing here.

it simply means a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. A biological term coined by Everett Smith, the President of The National Puzzlers' League, in 1935 purely for the purpose of inventing a new "longest word".

(bit /offtopic)


Yes, you've just gotta be smart enough to use google

We butter our bread with butter. Now that is a fucked up name, crazy Germans buttering their bread with butter. I mean who does that ?
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08.08.2012 - 16:43
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:37
Metallica.

Weird? I think it's actually one of the most simple, to-the-point, no-nonsense names out there.
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08.08.2012 - 16:45
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.08.2012 at 16:43

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.08.2012 at 16:37
Metallica.

Weird? I think it's actually one of the most simple, to-the-point, no-nonsense names out there.

It was a joke


But I do think it's probably in the top 10 lamest band names.
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08.08.2012 - 16:53
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
I'm on the opposing end of that opinion - I think it's one of the best. Especially in their prime, being that it was far more appropriate.
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08.08.2012 - 20:36
Daniell
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.08.2012 at 16:26

No need of Latin thing here.


It's very very cool to know something without google. It's very very cool to have actually paid attention at school and to know one's shit without the artificial prop that is google. Maybe you'll get the feeling one day
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08.08.2012 - 20:38
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.08.2012 at 16:53

I'm on the opposing end of that opinion - I think it's one of the best. Especially in their prime, being that it was far more appropriate.


I agree, it is a totally brilliant name.

No wonder Lars stole it from a guy who wnated to use it as a name for his magazine. Lars told I think it was Ron Quintana that Metallica would be a stupid name for a magazine and that he should call the mag Metal Mania (or something along those lines) Lars might be a dickhead but he was already a great businessman in his teens seeing the power behind the name Metallica. You got to give the douche credit for that.
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08.08.2012 - 20:40
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Daniell on 08.08.2012 at 20:36

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.08.2012 at 16:26

No need of Latin thing here.


It's very very cool to know something without google. It's very very cool to have actually paid attention at school and to know one's shit without the artificial prop that is google. Maybe you'll get the feeling one day



Not everyone has had Latin at school not even at secondary school preparing one for university
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08.08.2012 - 20:42
Daniell
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.08.2012 at 20:40

Not everyone has had Latin at school not even at secondary school preparing one for university


Fair enough, but it was a general remark
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08.08.2012 - 21:24
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.08.2012 at 20:40
Not everyone has had Latin at school not even at secondary school preparing one for university


I fucking wish I had latin
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08.08.2012 - 21:29
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by X-Ray Rod on 08.08.2012 at 21:24

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.08.2012 at 20:40
Not everyone has had Latin at school not even at secondary school preparing one for university


I fucking wish I had latin


one can easily survive without. And especially i maths one doesn't need Latin at all. Tbh there is not much use for a dead language any more.
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08.08.2012 - 21:31
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.08.2012 at 21:29
one can easily survive without. And especially i maths one doesn't need Latin at all. Tbh there is not much use for a dead language any more.


Heh, yeah I know that... I just want to be cool and hipster about it. Let's see if I continue with math though.
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09.08.2012 - 07:42
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Daniell on 08.08.2012 at 20:36

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 08.08.2012 at 16:26

No need of Latin thing here.


It's very very cool to know something without google. It's very very cool to have actually paid attention at school and to know one's shit without the artificial prop that is google. Maybe you'll get the feeling one day


I studied Biology for like a year I guess and I haven't came across any stud word like that. You know...i knew the name and it's meaning but I didn't know who created( so I googled).
Yeah yeah sorry for Ctrl + v shit i did out there without guarantee of legit information( like Wiki)digging it. But, i think it's fair enough to use google rather acting like nerd and hitting fucking library for something i guess.
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09.08.2012 - 08:10
Guib
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Written by Guest on 05.09.2011 at 22:03

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LOL thats a funny one
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10.08.2012 - 12:55
Masonics

Anal cunt. Just think of sick thoughts when I hear that band..
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