Rectal Smegma - Keep On Smiling review
Band: | Rectal Smegma |
Album: | Keep On Smiling |
Style: | Death metal, Grindcore |
Release date: | 2009 |
01. Testide Tango
02. Menstruation Cocktail
03. Dildo Lobotomy
04. Scrotum Paturein
05. Fat Grannies Are Cool
06. Fridget Dwarf Fucker
07. Cover Amoebic Dysentery
08. Frog Felching
09. Exploring UrAnus
10. Drowned In Excrements
11. Hitler Only Had One Ball
12. Omnivorous Vagina
13. Happy Cock
14. Psycho Pudding
15. Bloody Ballsack
Honestly, the cover art is just stupidity in a jewel case, come on?I'm totally in for naked chicks, believe me I am, but what the hell is wrong with this people? A concept involving two naked babes works for a totally sexy scenario, still, they managed to turn this into a creepy scene with the world's worst design I've ever seen in my entire life. Minus karma points for these pricks?for real?
Now, the music, it sucks. Rectal Smegma attacks us with lo-fi Goregrind with repetitive riffs, repetitive beats, repetitive vocals, repetitive everything?damn, even the intros are repetitive?Yes, you'll find some catchy songs (actually I liked the first couple of riffs in the album) but after hearing the same thing throughout 15 tracks, well, it's just boring and annoying?and stupid?and lame. Let's add more to this, they sound like Rompeprop mixed with Intestinal Disgorge...but with a bad taste in music and zero musicianship.
To be honest, I would rather be cannibalized to death by a teethless ugly granny than hear this album again. It got on my nerves really, how come Goregrind ended up sounding like this; this is just a pseudo-catchy wall of gurgled sounds and fart jokes?to think that the genre used to sound like "Symphonies of Sickness" makes me angry?and to quote Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, "I weep for humanity."
Don't buy this album, don't even download it for free?if someone wants to give this to you as a present, kick him/her in the groin and run like hell. This is the main reason why Goregrind is going downhill nowadays, shitty bands trying to be funny?they even cover a song from Amoebic Dysentery for crying out loud!!! You Dutchmen, don't ever send me your crap to review again and go fuck a goat!
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