Written by Guest on 13.02.2011 at 18:39

People with rubbish usernames are hearby banned from mocking bands' names.

Phew, thank ze Lord this doesn't apply to me. 'Cause I was just about to bash Bring me The Horizon and Design the Skyline.

Written by Slayer666 on 18.08.2011 at 12:04

Phew, thank ze Lord this doesn't apply to me. 'Cause I was just about to bash Bring me The Horizon and Design the Skyline.

I have nothing against you personally mate, but having 666 in your username is about as lame as a username can get.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 18.08.2011 at 11:13
What the fuck is that thing? I can't really see it very well in that pic. From which game is it?

Don't forget these assholes:

Written by vezzy on 18.08.2011 at 14:54

Don't forget these assholes:

What is that, Serious Sam?

Back on-topic...

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 18.08.2011 at 15:40

Back on-topic...

Yes, back on topic to this incredibly retarded thread

Written by Guest on 18.08.2011 at 14:04

I have nothing against you personally mate, but having 666 in your username is about as lame as a username can get.

Yeah, tell me about it. I'm thinking of changing it, but I've had it since I registered, which was quite a while back. Nostalgia is a bitch.

Well I think that all names that have something to do with LOTR are lame, like Gorgoroth, Amon Amarth but I can tolerate these bands because they started before the movies came out

The Gay Puppy Society

Deathcore/metalcore have bands with such lame names for example bring me the horizon,job for a cowboy,avenged sevenfold ,....
but the lamest band name i have ever seen is reVamp
very awful
also killing joke and crowbar are strange names

For me Killing joke isn't such a bad name, it's decent.
Stumbled upon a weird one - Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis. If someone wants a name like that - fine But it's kinda difficult telling someone you listen to 'em...
From the more famous ones - Symphony X sounds pretty damn lame, Meshuggah looks interesting but when you say it sounds awkward
Also Chimp Spanner and Cloud Kicker, wtf

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis.

Kthxbi

Not only one of the lamest names but those album arts are fucking disgusting.

Sunpocrisy is probably the worst name I've ever heard.

Written by moe5512 on 19.08.2011 at 00:36

Well I think that all names that have something to do with LOTR are lame, like Gorgoroth, Amon Amarth but I can tolerate these bands because they started before the movies came out

agree

Make me Famous
Asking Alexandria

pretty much all trancecore and trendy deathcore bands.

Really? There are some ridiculous names out there, yet it's in the willingness to accept and/or let the name become endearing to the fan that matters...but all you guys can come up with are pet-peeves with Tolkien-inspired names? Those guys that named their bands this are more of an authority than we are on what's acceptable, IMHO, lol. We metalheads are geeks for fantasy and horror- NOTHIN' wrong with JRR. It's bound to happen. I do agree with the Fairyland thing. Also, Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis is just going a bit TOO far. They must have sat around the jamroom practicing how to say it at gigs so they could sound intelligent. What about Dew Scented? Sounds like something from Bath and Body Works....

Bands that have long names are usually pretty lame as well

Written by Troy Killjoy on 18.04.2012 at 05:50

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And what, pray tell, do they call this in short? Even the first word is awkward as a nickname for it...

Written by Tristus Scriptor on 18.04.2012 at 23:35
And what, pray tell, do they call this in short? Even the first word is awkward as a nickname for it...

Also known as 55, because they have 55 words in their name.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 18.04.2012 at 23:37

Written by Tristus Scriptor on 18.04.2012 at 23:35
And what, pray tell, do they call this in short? Even the first word is awkward as a nickname for it...

Also known as 55, because they have 55 words in their name.

Well...I guess that works.

Written by Guest on 19.04.2012 at 01:34

Weekend Nachos is not a good name for a Sludge Metal band because nachos are delicious.

Are you implying Sludge metal isn't delicious?

Written by Guest on 19.04.2012 at 01:34

Weekend Nachos is not a good name for a Sludge Metal band because nachos are delicious.

Fuck you... for 2 reasons, first: Sludge Metal is awesome
second: I hate your user name -_-

and Troy is right.. 55 is the lamest fucking name you could imagine

Edit: Oh and btw, BoxCar I love your signature, though Marcel is right about Flower Metal

FUCK EVERYONE WITH THE NACHOS I'M TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY.

That would be a pretty lame name for a metal band.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 20.04.2012 at 06:38

FUCK EVERYONE WITH THE NACHOS I'M TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY.

That would be a pretty lame name for a metal band.

But I made it just for you...

Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26

The Black Satans

How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial

I've always found "Satanic Warmaster" as overly silly haha.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47

Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26

The Black Satans

How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial

Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME !
wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ?