Written by Guib on 20.04.2012 at 06:49

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47

Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26

The Black Satans

How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial

Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME !
wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ?

of Course, but that's what makes them amazing.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:58

Written by Guib on 20.04.2012 at 06:49

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47

Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26

The Black Satans

How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial

Ahem, Indeed the name and... uh.. the band itself IS FUCKING LAME !
wtf... they're obviously a big joke ? no ?

of Course, but that's what makes them amazing.

ok ok, cuz I watched the video and I was like, this can't be serious

Aryan Terrorism

Good music tho

I honestly think the worst band names in general I have ever heard are iwrestledabearonce and We Butter the Bread With Butter. I personally would hesitate to call either band "metal," but still. Basically anything that is trying too hard to be stupid, core bands, or anything that is trying way too hard to be brutal or offensive. Like say, "Stuffing Dildos Up a Virgin's Asshole So That is Bleeds Profusely and Then Licking It." I feel that name would satisfy both categories.

Hammerfall, DragonForce, Hammerforce ... they are actually so lame, they're almost good again, just because they are so ridiculous.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 20.04.2012 at 06:47

Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26

The Black Satans

How dare thou rag on the name ov the kings ov Belial

Oh Satan, what the Hell was that?

I AM A REBORN CHRISTIAN CRUSADER FIGHTING EVIL AND MY DRUG ADDICTION

Ram-Zet (What's that even supposed to mean?)
Satan's Almighty Penis
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Ungl'Unl'Rrlh'Chchch (More like dark ambient but still...)

Also,album band names with the genre on it, such as Venom's "Black Metal", or Cobalt's "War Metal"
Namely, the lamest album name of all time for me is Candlemass' "Epicus Doomicus Metallicus". Was that supposed to be epic doom metal in some kind of Latim or whatsoever?
Also it isn't even "epic" lol.

Animals as Leaders !!

Rhapsody of Fire and Within Temptation are the shittiest names on the top of my head.

Written by angel. on 26.01.2014 at 14:57

Animals as Leaders !!

you do hate Djent , don't you?

Written by Karlabos on 26.01.2014 at 14:27


The Number Twelve Looks Like You


Epicus Doomicus Metallicus"

Come on, these two are the best, lol.

Written by mz on 26.01.2014 at 15:09

Written by angel. on 26.01.2014 at 14:57

Animals as Leaders !!

you do hate Djent , don't you?

I dislike it.

Written by angel. on 26.01.2014 at 14:57

Animals as Leaders !!

Someone here hasn't read Animal Farm.

I think Animals As Leaders is a pretty cool name.

Written by Guest on 26.01.2014 at 20:49


Someone here hasn't read Animal Farm.

of course I have read that book.

Did i see a band on hear called Pigfuck ? that's just plain lack of imagination

Written by Guest on 27.01.2014 at 09:03

Did i see a band on hear called Pigfuck ? that's just plain lack of imagination

Wasn't it Fukpig?

Written by Karlabos on 27.01.2014 at 12:56

Written by Guest on 27.01.2014 at 09:03

Did i see a band on hear called Pigfuck ? that's just plain lack of imagination

Wasn't it Fukpig?

yeah...that's even worse

Which is a shame, because they're a great fucking band. Blackened grindcore with elements of crust punk. Check them out if you haven't.

Written by deadone on 28.01.2014 at 02:49
Ea

Blame the Sumerians for coming up with lame names to call their gods.

It's pronounced e-ah right ? because in that case it wouldn't be too bad a name

Just discovered this band named "I Killed The Prom Queen"
Wow...

Written by deadone on 03.02.2014 at 03:13

Oh and Edguy is a terrible name. According to the flawed bible that is Wikipedia, name originates as a nickname for one of their maths teachers.

That's actually quite hilarious

I was listening int whit Duff Mckagen and new band where he is in ... singer use to play in band ''The Farths''
its also stupid name

Written by deadone on 03.02.2014 at 03:13

Name's appropriate for what is a crappy Australian metalcore band.

Oh and Edguy is a terrible name. According to the flawed bible that is Wikipedia, name originates as a nickname for one of their maths teachers.

Kind of like the Melvins. It was a name of some weird dude they knew that nobody liked.

Written by Guest on 28.01.2014 at 00:51

Written by Karlabos on 27.01.2014 at 12:56

Written by Guest on 27.01.2014 at 09:03

Did i see a band on hear called Pigfuck ? that's just plain lack of imagination

Wasn't it Fukpig?

yeah...that's even worse

There's also a band called Torsofuck and the Fucking Wrath, and Shitfuck.

Written by deadone on 20.05.2014 at 03:51

My brother's band is called Shitcunt.

And they'rev nowhere near as terrible sounding as they should be with a name like that.

Do they do a cover of "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's Cunt"? If not they should.

^ Same for Satan's Almighty Penis. It's actually a pretty good band.

Some Norwegian ones:

How about B.Æ.S.J. In English this would be P.O.O.P.

Or Liklukt, which is Corpsesmell in english.

And then there is "The Childmolesters"