Worst names for metal bands

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Posted by Kennoth, 22.05.2010 - 00:19

So, I was browsing one day through Last.fm, and I find this underground black metal act called Darkened Nocturn Slaughtercult, and I coulnd't help but to wonder how on EARTH do you come up with something so lame and wannabe cvlt. I mean seriously... I don't really care if their music is good (and since I hate black metal, for me probably not).

So, got any similar ones to share? Remember, we're talking about lame, stupid names, not how good or bad their music is.

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Krankheit Account deleted	Permalink 03.12.2010 - 21:05 Krankheit Account deleted Lebensborn 88 is a pretty lame band name imo. Loading...
Opethshed Posts: 20 From: Taiwan	Permalink 25.12.2010 - 18:47 Opethshed Posts: 20 From: Taiwan I definitely agree that Anal Cunt is the lamest name of the band And their musics are just the shit Loading...
JD Account deleted	Permalink 25.12.2010 - 19:06 JD Account deleted Nu what that even mean... and BFMV fuck it makes puke every time i hear this name.. Loading...
I_Die_Often Posts: 697 From: USA	Permalink 26.12.2010 - 02:44 I_Die_Often Posts: 697 From: USA Pretty much any "Power Metal" band name IMO ---- Old enough to be your Daddy... speaking of which... you look familiar... do I know your mother??? Loading...
Koen Smits Posts: 1331 From: Belgium	Permalink 26.12.2010 - 12:32 Koen Smits Posts: 1331 From: Belgium Grailknights is a very shitty name. Almost every bandname with only numbers like 1349 or even worse: 78424325 or 14120912519 Bloody Diarrhoea and Cardiovascular Sub-Hypothermia and things like that. Everything with "zombie", "vagina", "maggot" or "cunt" in. There are a lot of lame bandnames, damn... ---- RIP: Frank Vandenbroucke (6 nov 1974 - 12 oct 2009) Written by Bad English on 05.04.2014 at 15:05 but spoil thius film is like spoil porn and say porn ends whit cum shot ... Loading...
Vivi' Posts: 175 From: Bulgaria	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 00:29 Vivi' Posts: 175 From: Bulgaria Hahhahhaha, most of the bands' names are lame. Cannibal Corpse? The corpse of a cannibal? What the fuck? The bands try to be brutal... Loading...
Axe Argonian Posts: 116 From: USA	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 01:00 Axe Argonian Posts: 116 From: USA While I was at one of New York City's largest record store, I noticed a few albums under the band name "Goatpenis". Why someone would name his own band something like that is beyond my understanding. Seriously, what metal head would actually say, "Hey guys, I'm gonna see Goatpenis tonight! Wanna come?". ---- "Man does at all times only what he wills, and yet he does this necessarily. But this is because he already is what he wills." - Arthur Schopenhauer Loading...
Luneth Account deleted	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 02:41 Luneth Account deleted Cannibal Corpse Anal Cunt Royal Hunt Iron Fire More as I think of them lmao Loading...
PrimalAntagonist Account deleted	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 10:20 PrimalAntagonist Account deleted Written by I_Die_Often on 26.12.2010 at 02:44 Pretty much any "Power Metal" band name IMO yes indeed!!!!! Especially that Dragon- shit! Loading...
SlaytanicGonzo Posts: 158 From: Argentina	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 10:29 SlaytanicGonzo Posts: 158 From: Argentina I wrestled a bear once (Really?) We butter the bread with butter Practically every goregrind/pornogrind band, specially one which is called "psicotititititiits" or something like that. Even though I hate Anal Cunt's music, I think it's a pretty good name. It's suppoused to be stupid. Loading...
Tranquillizer Account deleted	Permalink 30.01.2011 - 15:26 Tranquillizer Account deleted Some of the worst i found : Satanic Corpse HORSE The Band, Satanic Warmaster , The Black Satans, any other band with Satan in their name Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 60962 From: Sweden	Permalink 31.01.2011 - 18:15 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 60962 From: Sweden Written by Guest on 30.01.2011 at 15:26 Some of the worst i found : Satanic Corpse HORSE The Band, Satanic Warmaster , The Black Satans, any other band with Satan in their name I agree about it ---- Life is to short for LOVE, there is many great things to do online !!! Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die'' apos;' [image] I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
MordecaiHexagram Posts: 45 From: USA	Permalink 31.01.2011 - 19:24 MordecaiHexagram Posts: 45 From: USA Cannibal Corpse is pretty bad. I also think Every Time I Die is dumb too. Loading...
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BrokenKnuckles Posts: 105 From: USA	Permalink 11.02.2011 - 15:02 BrokenKnuckles Posts: 105 From: USA BFMV is fucking awful and so is The Devil Wears Prada.. Loading...
arwestromen Posts: 645 From: Sweden	Permalink 11.02.2011 - 17:00 arwestromen Posts: 645 From: Sweden Don't know if i already written this but long band names are pretty lame like Bullet for my valentine, The devil wears prada, Bring me the horizon, destry destroy destroy, Arsonists Get All the Girls and stuff like that ---- Don't fuck with sweden We gave you IKEA Loading...
@gent_-_orange Posts: 905 From: UK	Permalink 12.02.2011 - 20:57 @gent_-_orange Posts: 905 From: UK Meatshits is the worst name for a band i have ever heard. Loading...
Void_Eater Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 00:27 Void_Eater Account deleted The Unspeakable Cult Ov Goatpenis. Because having a band called Goatpenis isn't enough, they need an unspeakable kvlt dedicated to them. Loading...
crow Posts: 9 From: UK	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 03:15 crow Posts: 9 From: UK I Killed the Prom Queen Loading...
Rebel Monster Posts: 34 From: Denmark	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 11:17 Rebel Monster Posts: 34 From: Denmark Foot To Face, Anal Cunt, 36 Crazyfits, Five Finger Death Punch, Kamelot, Fairyland ---- Bad English :p Loading...
Tranquillizer Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 13:09 Tranquillizer Account deleted Fernando Colunga Ultimate Experience, A Plumbers Nightmare, Pigboat, Razorcunt, A Kings Worthy Mustache Loading...
whatsacow Posts: 2075 From: Australia	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 13:30 whatsacow Posts: 2075 From: Australia Helloween Septic Blood Fart The Lord Weird Slough Feg Church of Misery Goblin Cock Megadeth Metallica Slayer Linkin Park ---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape? Loading...
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!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 18:38 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Guest on 13.02.2011 at 17:57 !T.O.O.H.! makes me You must love my username then. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 18:39 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by whatsacow on 13.02.2011 at 13:30 The Lord Weird Slough Feg Church of Misery I'm sorry but no. Just no. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 18:39 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted People with rubbish usernames are hearby banned from mocking bands' names that I like. Loading...
JD Account deleted	Permalink 13.02.2011 - 18:44 JD Account deleted Written by BrokenKnuckles on 11.02.2011 at 15:02 BFMV is fucking awful and so is The Devil Wears Prada.. Agreed, but i will add I Killed the Prom Queen Loading...
Kap'N Korrupt Account deleted	Permalink 14.02.2011 - 01:14 Kap'N Korrupt Account deleted "Core" bands have a lot of lame names for bands... Loading...
JD Account deleted	Permalink 14.02.2011 - 01:34 JD Account deleted Written by Guest on 14.02.2011 at 01:14 "Core" bands have a lot of lame names for bands... Example: "See You Next Tuesday" a name of a deathcore band Loading...
whatsacow Posts: 2075 From: Australia	Permalink 14.02.2011 - 06:55 whatsacow Posts: 2075 From: Australia Written by Guest on 13.02.2011 at 18:39 People with rubbish usernames are hearby banned from mocking bands' names that I like. You calling my username rubbish? ---- When God made up the golden rule, do you think he noticed that it condones rape? Loading...