Written by Thursar on 15.01.2011 at 13:19
Immortal - Pure Localhost

More like Pure Holocaust Denial.

Iron Maiden - The plumber of the priest
Motörhead - Orgasmpatron
Metallica - Blaster of trumpets
Judas Priest - Deflectors of the fate

Written by vezzy on 15.01.2011 at 13:30

Written by Thursar on 15.01.2011 at 13:19
Immortal - Pure Localhost

More like Pure Holocaust Denial.

No no - you can't deny the album is one fukken holocaust lol

Written by F0rang3l on 18.12.2010 at 22:16

And here they are:

Anthrax- State of California
Anthrax- We'll Cum On You All
Slayer- A Goat Ate Us All
Pantera- Cowboy in Jail
Dimmu Borgir- Storm My Ass MMV

I lol'd at We'll Cum on You All.

Legenda Aurea - Said: "Nah..."
Blind Guardian - Imagine Nations From The Other Side
Enslaved - The Ethical Axioms Of Odin

Iron Maiden- Fucking in the Dark

Deftones - Tightened Thighs. (Diamond Eyes)
Porcupine Tree - Tight old cunt (Lightbulb sun)
Meshuggah - Destroy the praise room (Destroy. Eraze. Improve)
Gojira - God, Lars can't be serious (From Mars to Sirius)

Metallica - Master of Moneys
Metallica - No Justice for Napster
Slayer - Season I took a piss
Cannibal Corpse - BeerThirst
Iron Maiden - Run from the Bills

Iron Maiden - The Nylon of the Beast
(you'd also get the lyrics: "6 6 the nylon of the beast")

King Diamond - The Graveyard Shift
Iron Maiden - Fear of the drunk
Candlemass - Death Magic Quake

Septicflesh - The Great Ass

Decapitated - Infertility (Nihility)

Decapitated - Orgasmic Hallucinations (Organic Hallucinosis)

Blind Guardian - A Night At The Brothel (A Night At The Opera)

Opeth - My Hands, Your Boobs (My Arms, Your Hearse)

After Forever - Penis Of Desire (Prison Of Desire)

Agalloch - Ashlee Against My Groin (Ashes Against the Grain)

Adagio - Underwear (Underworld)

Edenbridge - MyWetDream (MyEarthDream)

Iced Earth - Horror Porn (Horror Show)

Iron Maiden - The Number of Breasts (The Number Of The Beast)

Midnattsol - Why Twilight Sucks (Where Twilight Dwells)

Written by Oracle on 07.05.2011 at 08:42


Blind Guardian - A Night At The Brothel (A Night At The Opera)

Opeth - My Hands, Your Boobs (My Arms, Your Hearse)

These are pretty good lol

One of these days I'd like to work on this side project

Megadebt - Rest in Debt

track listing
1. Holy Shit...the payment is due
2. Banker 18
3. Take No Returns
4. Five Audits
5. Poor was the word
6. Layaway
7. Torrent of Sales
8. Pawn Patrol
9. Rest in Debt...embarrass

Easy.

3 Inches of Blood - Here Waits Thy Broom
Nile - Those Whom the Brooms Detest
Decapitated - Winds of Brooms
Clutch - Strange Brooms From the West
Burzum - Filosobroom

It is hard to choose,but I'll name few:
Pantera-hmm everything ever recorded
Metallica-Black Album
I - Between Two Worlds
Iced Earth-Something Wicked This Way Comes

Pain Of Salvation - The Perfect Ass, Part I

Sounds more like a porn movie now.

KarMA Kiss My Ass..

Written by Guest on 23.03.2011 at 20:40

On-Topic:

Fen - Eporn

Off-Topic:

To celebrate Fen's new album I 'modified' more than just the album title.

01. Epoch
02. Ghosts Of The Flood
03. Of Wilderness And Ruin
04. The Gibbet Elms
05. Carrier Of Echoes
06. Half-Light Eternal
07. A Waning Solace
08. Ashbringer

->

01. Eporn
02. Hosts Of The Fluid
03. Of Wilder's Nest And Screwing
04. The Gimp Elves
05. Carrier Of Ex-Hoes
06. Fleshlight Eternal
07. A Wanking Lace
08. Assbringer

Yeah! More off-topicness please! Fleshlight Eternal

Not a favorite:

Blowjob From A Cowboy - Orgasm Ruination

Graveyard - Hissingen blues

Graveyard - Pissingen shoes

Morbid Angel - Shitty New Album Sounds Like Shit

^

XD

Haha. I laughed at Master of Muppets.

Also, can I just rename a band Guns 'N' Roses --> Cunts 'N' Posers

Metallica - ... A mushpit for Paul
Metallica - St. Wanker
Iron Maiden - Tear of The Shark
Slayer - Seamen in the Abyss
Slipknot - All Dope Is Gone

This is indeed very lame - thumbs up.

Written by Dööm on 06.06.2011 at 11:03

Haha. I laughed at Master of Muppets.

Also, can I just rename a band Guns 'N' Roses --> Cunts 'N' Posers

Metallica - ... A mushpit for Paul
Metallica - St. Wanker
Iron Maiden - Tear of The Shark
Slayer - Seamen in the Abyss
Slipknot - All Dope Is Gone

This is indeed very lame - thumbs up.

Aww, that's fucked up about GnR still pretty funny though.

Winter's Bane - Heart of a Killer

Kreator- Pleasure to fill.
Megadeth. Grease sells... But who's frying?

In Flames - Sounds of a Donkey Mating

Written by Guest on 14.06.2011 at 14:39

Megadeth. Grease sells... But who's frying?

Nice. Definately one of the better... fries are metal \m/

Metallica - Pastor of Muppets

love Grease Sells too