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Rename your favorite metal albums!



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Posted by , 08.11.2010 - 21:22
What I want everyone to do is to rename their favorite metal albums in a fun way. Be as offensive as you'd like. Here's a few examples:

Kamelot - The Black A-hole
Metallica - Ride The Tight Thing
Children Of Bodom - Follow The Rapist
Megadeth - Rust N' Piss
Megadeth - Piss! Cells! Butt! Who's Buying?
Nightwish - Wishhamster
Sonata Arctica - Silence! I Kill You!
Opeth - Morningwood
Star One - Victims Of The Modern AIDS
16.06.2011 - 05:49
Guib
Thrash Talker
Exodus - Loaded By Scum
Iron Maiden - Poweraids
Baroness - Blue Rectum
Decapitated - Virginity
Kataklysm - Obesity And Laughter
Slayer - Treasons Of The Anus
Death - Sound Of Orgasm

This topic fucking rocks and @Array.. you're funny man ! loved your track listing
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Guib's List Of Essential Albums
- Also Thrash Paradise
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16.06.2011 - 13:18
fabregassed
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Kreator- Extreme recession.
Skeletonwitch- Beyond the Permatan
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16.06.2011 - 15:31
Guib
Thrash Talker
Tankard - Beast Of Mormon
Municipal Waste - The Fart Is Intriguing
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- Also Thrash Paradise
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17.06.2011 - 23:42
(((O)))

Black Boned Angel - The Bitch Must Be Filled (The Witch Must Be Killed)
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02.09.2011 - 03:13
BeastOfMetal456
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Kataklysm - Shadows & Lust
Actually, they're compatible. Very much.
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02.09.2011 - 03:29
JD
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Cannibal Corpse - Gallery Of Silence
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08.09.2011 - 06:55
whatsacow

Immortal - The Seventh Rape of Black Kids.
Porn - Hollow is the reader. (Korn - follow the leader)
Linkin Park: White kid Theory.
Porcupine Tree: Fear of a damp blanket.
Shining - RackJizz
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08.09.2011 - 21:22
Enemy of Reality
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Watain - Loless Darkness
In Flames - Cum Charity
CoF - The Forest Whispers You're Gay
MDB - 34.788%...Buffering
Darkthrone - Dickwielder
Within Temptation - The Silent Fart
Morbid Angel - Immortal Fries
The Foreshadowing - Onions
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10.09.2011 - 05:23
Serpentica

Dream Theater - Semen from a Mammory
Opeth - My Ass, Your Herpes
Motörhead - Race of AIDS
Devin Townsend Project - Dick-n-suction
Dream Theater - Sick Disease of Inner Flatulence
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10.09.2011 - 06:43
Void Eater
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Written by Guest on 14.06.2011 at 14:39

Megadeth. Grease sells... But who's frying?

Probably Chuck Billy.
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10.09.2011 - 16:40
Panterica

Great topic! There are some really stuff in here. Now here is my contribution:

Animals as Leaders - Animals as Lovers
Ayreon - Universal Masterbator P.1 - The Grease Smudger
Children of Bodom - Are You Fat Yet?
Dark Tranquillity - Molestor
Epica - The Score: An Epic Journey (I didn't touch it, it speaks for itself...)
Led Zeppelin - Mother's Trip
Megadeth - Rest in Pieces
Opeth - Damn Nation
Trivium - The Cruise Ad
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https://www.facebook.com/LiedBandMusic
http://lied-band.bandcamp.com/
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22.09.2011 - 20:57
BeastOfMetal456
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Immortal - At The Butt Of Winter
Nile - In Their Farted Shrines
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23.02.2012 - 19:29
Codera the Great
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Amorphis - Tales From A Thousand Stomach Aches
Pain of Salvation - Time to BE Laid
Opeth - Some Scary Ghost Stories! Oooh!
Iron Maiden - Piece of Shit
Blind Guardian - A Night In The Sewer
Katatonia - The Great Cold Piss
Ulver - There's Beer Inside
Swallow the Sun - New Guy Mooning Me
Metallica - ... And Albums That Are Better Than Lulu For All
Ihsahn - After I Had My Beef Burrito
Dream Theater - Whining Babies Are Awake
Dissection - Shit from the Guy's Butt
Anathema - Listen to Justin Beiber for Eternity
Agalloch - Asses Against the Grain
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23.02.2012 - 20:09
Oaken
Hipster
Drudkh - Mud In Our Wells
The Ruins Of Beverast - Foulest Semen Of A Masturbating 14-year old boy
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28.02.2012 - 02:03
Lit.
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Havok - Time Is Wasted
Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Mailman.
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28.02.2012 - 02:36
Dark Cornatus
Powerslave
Falconer - Fappers from a male hard-on
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28.02.2012 - 02:37
Dark Cornatus
Powerslave
Written by Guest on 23.02.2012 at 19:29

Blind Guardian - A Night At The Brothel


This one has already been posted by Oracle on the first page.
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28.02.2012 - 08:55
Codera the Great
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Written by Dark Cornatus on 28.02.2012 at 02:37

Written by Guest on 23.02.2012 at 19:29

Blind Guardian - A Night At The Brothel


This one has already been posted by Oracle on the first page.

woops, my bad, didn't bother to check
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01.03.2012 - 04:12
Sentinel65

Mastodon - Recession
Megadeth - So Far, So Good... Until Risk
Kyuss - Welcome To High Valley
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01.03.2012 - 04:26
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Sentinel65 on 01.03.2012 at 04:12

Megadeth - So Far, So Good... Until Risk


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01.03.2012 - 10:18
ErnilEnNaur
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I can't believe this lame ass topic of mine is still going

Epica - "The Phantom Menace"
Radiohead - "Depends"

And the lameness continues.
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06.03.2012 - 11:34
Korah

Metallica - And Pastis for all...
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06.03.2012 - 17:51
Edmund Fogg

3 Inches of Blood - Advance then Vanish
Anthrax - Worship Bad Music
Monolithe - Fuck it! we're creative enough in songwritting let's just nome our albums by numbers
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09.03.2012 - 05:06
Branzig

Immortal's "Battles In The North" to...

"Epic Black Metal Poses For Dummies"
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09.03.2012 - 05:56
Thrash83

Metallica- Pastor of Muppets (Won't be surprised if any of you have heard that before.)
Exodus- Shovel Headed Dig Machine

Can't think of much more right now.
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09.03.2012 - 20:58
Fredd
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Metallica - Lulu
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09.03.2012 - 21:59
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Guest on 09.03.2012 at 20:58

Metallica - Lulu


Excellent spoonerism, my dear lad.
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13.03.2012 - 10:21
Grody2themax

Iron maiden - the x factor...to iron maiden - pile of shit.
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14.03.2012 - 15:20
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Idk whether this gonna be fhunny or naawt

Morbid Angel-Illud Divisional In"the"anus
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14.03.2012 - 15:28
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
^ "naawt"
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