There's Many Tricks You Can Teach A Dog, But Driving Isn't One Of Them



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02.09.2006 - 15:24
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A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Monday.

No injuries were reported although the vehicles involved were slightly damaged, Xinhua said.

The woman, identified only by her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive."

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.
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02.09.2006 - 16:39
Warman
Erotic Stains
That's crazy.
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02.09.2006 - 21:02
tulkas
el parcero
hehe, letting your dog drive, she must've been high or too damn crazy to think the dog would pull it off
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02.09.2006 - 23:23
Damnated
Churchburner
The shoud shoot/hang ppl like these. Next time a Li will kill someone. Oh pardon, a dog.
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03.09.2006 - 03:39
ThunderAxe1989
Irreligious
lol that's whack! that woman must've been as tipsy as i am now
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03.09.2006 - 23:18
Baz Anderson
hahaha
i like how this 'general forum' has kinda turned into what the junkyard used to be
haha, very amusing to look at everything though

stuff like this makes you wonder just what some people think they can do
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04.09.2006 - 04:20
jizzlord
like a fox
maybe a dog was driving when this happened


edit: something fucked up with the pics
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04.09.2006 - 05:49
Arian Totalis
The Philosopher
wow....some people should be put to death.
But still, without idiots like this, Where would
I get a good laugh from?
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04.09.2006 - 19:47
Thryce
Retired Staff
Some people really ask to be called 'stupid'
I bet the freaken dog was even a better driver than she was... !!

Anyway, Baz Anderson is right, these kind of "topics" are a bit drowned in irrelevantness and aren't even discussable anymore because of the high level of dumbness...
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04.09.2006 - 20:49
Icewings
La Luna
heheheh poor doggy awww I wonder what the dog was thinking at the moment , lol and maybe the lady was just bored , but well I;m glad nothing serious happen , ahhh and what did they do to the lady ?
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06.02.2007 - 08:30
Paganblood
The Aryaputra
What an stupid experiment to do!
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06.02.2007 - 14:34
Xtreme Jax
Psycroptipath
Thing is, she still had control over the accelerator and brakes... guessing she was in a position where she could still have control over the steering too, if she wasnt in that position then she's a moron.

.... Hmm then again see wanted to give the dog a driving lesson, think its very clear shes that damn stupid
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06.02.2007 - 15:09
Eight
Shapeshifter
Now thats just stupid, i've seen bears drove motorcycles in Russian circus, but to put a dog behind a wheel!? 'Plane crashed yesterday becouse pilot of an Airbus gave full control to a horse', i wont be surprised if that would happen.
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20.02.2007 - 04:12
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I R Serious Cat
WTF?
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20.02.2007 - 04:53
Xtreme Jax
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Written by jizzlord on 04.09.2006 at 04:20

maybe a dog was driving when this happened

Lol, aaah WTF dude?
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20.02.2007 - 11:56
Deus Ex Machina
To be honest,nothing surprises me anymore.Just yesterday i was reading about a kid in France who got picked up by the police cause he was driving a car.I can't remember correctly but i think the kid was something like 11 years old.When they asked his father about it,he was proud of the kid.And said he'd been teaching him how to drive and that the kid's been driving on his own for a while now.
So,no nothing surprises me.Teaching a dog how to drive,teaching your little son how to drive,teaching a cat,teaching a pony,a monkey...
Let's be realistic here.People are stupid like you wouldn't believe.All that stuff i've mentioned will happen sooner or later.It's amazing what stupid crap pops into people's minds.
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20.02.2007 - 14:15
jizzlord
like a fox
Written by Xtreme Jax on 20.02.2007 at 04:53

Written by jizzlord on 04.09.2006 at 04:20

maybe a dog was driving when this happened

Lol, aaah WTF dude?


when i posted them pics it was of a elk or something that had been hit and went through the car, i have no idea what's up with the images now.
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24.06.2009 - 00:33
Mr. Doctor
Skandino
A cat would have done it great. Dogs are stupid, that's the simple truth.
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24.06.2009 - 20:01
AiwiAstwihad
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So? Did it deserve a topic?
...........And did i have to comment when had nothing to say?
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