Metal Storm Music
This news was part of our April Fools joke 2011.
First it was .Net. Then it was version 4.0.Now Metal Storm is taking the next step towards total world domination. No, we aren't looking to overthrow a Eastern European government and installing ourselves as a Metal Oligarchy. Our plans are much more insidious.
We are proud to announce the launch of Metal Storm Music!
That's right. We're taking the steps to become our own label! We figure with the number of acts throwing stuff at us for reviews or write-ups in the Clandestine Cuts features, and hoping some label signs the brightest and boldest, why not just cut out the middle man and start putting stuff out our damned selves. After all, we've been telling all of you what is worth listening to in metal for nearly a decade.
So today, we announce the first stable of bands to Metal Storm Music. We'll have some interviews with our "Founding Fathers" that will be popping up in the near future. Check 'em out. And be sure to check them out again once we get the ball rolling on recording and putting albums out!
Forty-Two Tits
Angelic Power Force Redemption
Black Death Suicide
T.I.D.T.T.S.I.D.I.I.T.S.O.T.C.D.T.W.L.U.T.T.D.T.W.B.T.O.W.T.S.A.A.N.S.F.C.S.
BitchTroll
Deathday 666
UPDATE! Check out BitchTroll's The Siren rough rough pre-mix demo!
First it was .Net. Then it was version 4.0.Now Metal Storm is taking the next step towards total world domination. No, we aren't looking to overthrow a Eastern European government and installing ourselves as a Metal Oligarchy. Our plans are much more insidious.
We are proud to announce the launch of Metal Storm Music!
That's right. We're taking the steps to become our own label! We figure with the number of acts throwing stuff at us for reviews or write-ups in the Clandestine Cuts features, and hoping some label signs the brightest and boldest, why not just cut out the middle man and start putting stuff out our damned selves. After all, we've been telling all of you what is worth listening to in metal for nearly a decade.
So today, we announce the first stable of bands to Metal Storm Music. We'll have some interviews with our "Founding Fathers" that will be popping up in the near future. Check 'em out. And be sure to check them out again once we get the ball rolling on recording and putting albums out!
Forty-Two Tits
Angelic Power Force Redemption
Black Death Suicide
T.I.D.T.T.S.I.D.I.I.T.S.O.T.C.D.T.W.L.U.T.T.D.T.W.B.T.O.W.T.S.A.A.N.S.F.C.S.
BitchTroll
Deathday 666
UPDATE! Check out BitchTroll's The Siren rough rough pre-mix demo!
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| Clintagräm Shrinebuilder Posts: 5772  |
There's a sucker born every minute.
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| Axe Argonian Posts: 116  |
Although I think this is great news, I am quite curious now. Will MS staff reviewers be as objective as they should be when they review albums by bands endorsed by this website? I'm just curious. Edit: Fuck, you guys got me! 
---- "Man does at all times only what he wills, and yet he does this necessarily. But this is because he already is what he wills." - Arthur Schopenhauer
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435  |
Lol. The band names are so nice 
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| MétalNoir Fils du Lys Posts: 847  |
Awww it would have been sooo cool, I hate April's fools 
---- Notre destinée n'est pas encore tracée....
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| @gent_-_orange Posts: 905  |
LOL you got me... i actually thought you were being serious till i remembered the day.
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| MeloDeathViking Posts: 514  |
It ain't april 1st here yet bitches. That means this shit is for reals! I'm holdin all you staffers and elites to this. Plus, if this actually happens, I'll buy you all a beer...just sayin...extra motivation is all!
---- "I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott
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| ScreamingSteelUS Editor-in-Chief admin Posts: 5670  |
Where I am April Fool's is still two and a half hours away, so I'll be waiting with MeloDeathViking for actual news of those releases.
---- "Earth is small and I hate it" - Lum Invader I'm the Agent of Steel.
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| Andre Posts: 80  |
Dammit, we've been deceived. Should've figured it was April Fools Day. Curse you!!! MS sense of humor!
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| selken Irreligious Posts: 949  |
Dudes!!! you made me believe it until I read the band names xDDDDD, even you have created bands and their albums with full discographies!!!, that's awesome xD
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| Chainer Witch Hunter Gen Posts: 172  |
Haha imma name my first born 42 tits
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| EmeraldSword Posts: 179  |
Heh... am I the only one who first thought Metal Storm was offering a Pandora music service just for Metal?
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| 4look4rd The Sasquatch Posts: 834  |
Written by EmeraldSword on 01.04.2011 at 06:55 I thought they were developing a subscription based service with small labels.... :< I did get suspicious when I actually read the news though
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| The Exorcist 10 Posts: 4  |
Didn't get me... Already fell for a prank earlier, so i was suspicious  Good one though, 
---- There is no stronger drug than reality...
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| Milena gloom cookie staff Posts: 4603  |
Written by Guest on 01.04.2011 at 04:56 Bad luck dude, it doesn't exist anymore now there's Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Bosnia, Montenegro, Macedonia, and if you count Kosovo, there's still a bunch of little countries from Yugoslavia to conquer. Wouldn't advise you to try Slovenia though, the guys are pretty well off, unlike the rest of us.
---- 7.0 means the album is good
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Account deleted Written by Milena on 01.04.2011 at 09:21 Why do you think Yugoslavia no longer exists? I get stuff done pretty fast... 
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| Milena gloom cookie staff Posts: 4603 |
Ohhh, it was you? I thought it was our dictators and stupid people who wouldn't get along for the 948680th time we had a unified country  (this counts as spam so I'm keeping my mouth shut from now on)
---- 7.0 means the album is good
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| AnGina-- Dark Phoenix Posts: 3555  |
Written by Guest on 01.04.2011 at 04:56 Leave the former countries of Yugoslavia alone or dieeee!  Nah, I kid, I kid, you can pretty much take all Balkan down, noone will care. Niether will I, just please wailt till July cause I gotta go to a concert in Zagreb in June and then notify all the MSers form former Yugoslavian countries, so we can move our arses up north and then you can do it Written by Milena on 01.04.2011 at 09:21 Is that an April's fools joke also? Anyway, this year's April's fools joke.... Well done, well done.... I'd love to heart smth from 42 tits, they should sound smashing
---- You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man. But it was nothing to me but blinding.
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| Milena gloom cookie staff Posts: 4603 |
Written by AnGina-- on 01.04.2011 at 09:41 No, it's not, Slovenia rocks, my country pretty much sucks for Christ's sake, they even have Metalcamp! Oh, if only I would convince my sister to go, so my parents don't freak out when I tell them I'm off to Slovenia alone
---- 7.0 means the album is good
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| Maxx666 Meshuggahian Posts: 376  |
Nice... hope we will get some quality music from Metal storm
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