In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed?

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude"

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile,

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, casued by the

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned,

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly,

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a

Age: 20
From: UK


Today at 14:50
In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blondie.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blondie Fakeboobs, the who smells like

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blondie Fakeboobs, the who smells like fishes, or a hairy vagina

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blondie Fakeboobs, the who smells like fishes, or a hairy vagina. She actually has bacterial vaginosis.

In the enchanted lands of Bublé, a darkness has slowly eaten all the candy corn.
"Oh my gods" said the leper Conae, as he realised that the candy corn was in fact, a key to the ancient secret gate of the magic gumdrop kingdom of dried raisins with potent minds, who could alter the shape of barcaloungers, which proved useless because of various alcohol-induced hallucinations created from imbibing absinthe. A solution had to be found, indeed.
And so he gathered some of the greatest, most incredibly tasting samosas in the country, he also bought naan, pakora, onion baji, vindaloo, and a large bucket of quail eggs smothered in oil. He then went off on the milkyway to the Deathless Queen.
However he woke up with the strongest hangover since he lost his beloved one legged Emu with five nipples which were shaped like stars. He wore his Burzum t-shirt in stark contrast to the bright blue silk pants with the logo of Lady Gaga without her\his left boobie which he/she lost during heroin overdose, Conae walked staggering through the dirty toilet tissues. He grabbed his new iPhone to listen to his favorite Rebecca Black track, featuring Tom Waits and his backup band. This was not unnatural, because Rebecca and Tom actually are aliens, they came to destroy Metal Storm members, such as the dark lord Vader and the unholy abomination known as Johnny Bravo, who has the power to fart out cinnamon rolls. However, he is allergic to Potatoes, unicorns and orgasms. And then the world exploded. And before that, the bitch whose name is brat wurst, summoned an army of sloths for a war against teddy bears who were planning to invade Metalstorm's community to nail the reprehensible, uncomprehensable, unintelligible babble that used words ending in 'ble'!
At that moment, the Sun grew a pair of balls while hearing AC/DC's "Big Balls". Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Fabregas grew new big balls, And Beast came to lick while Cynic licked Beast's balls. Realising they made him trippy, the Automatic Dildo Machine shot him, leaving a dildo shaped cavity, now looking more even beautiful. He lived happily ever. Bono purchased the whole crap. "Concupiscent song among the following?", he asked with an erection. This nine inch nailer could drill through the hardest of muffins, and yes even blueberry. Having said that, apple flavoured muffins can be penetrated by homegrown, edible tweezers of yore... Mom is a fat ass, and you want a ride on the dragon to the magic mushroom dealer, just south of Justin Bieber's house in the land of the wasabi where pussies are on fire and penises are very gigantic.Where whores are tagged queens and Nergal is their king and the Nergal is everything. But Justin Bieber hated Nergal and Nergal fucked his girlfriend. Justin tried to kill Nergal, but was prevented by the Satan's big red cock, which is wide enough to cause him a slow and painfull death. Nergal laughed at Justin Bieber's pathetic attempt to be like Barry White, because quite obviously I'm qualified to satisfy You with various food products.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar swooped down from the window, landing on his fabled monocles that supposedly radiates light of such intensity that shades of all kinds are transformed into peculiar monsters, called Olofemi, Muhammed Bin-Hammam and Bob. Heads of bystanders exploded from impossible angles, completely defying gravity. "Is this even possible?", asked Steve Jobs, who recently resigned from his fruit and vegetable and opting for "red meat". Luckily there's an app for trolling which, by default, means it sends vegitarians coupons to McDonalds. Blow Jobs, the brother of Half Boob Half Testicle, he is fan of freaking Manowar, obtained the candy corn key which would lead him to the fountain of ancient light and the epitome of sodomization at the mountains of madness. Little did he know that he started feeling cucumberly horny due to bigfoots unearthly, abnormal collection of Venom records. Actually, Bigfoot's real name is Igor, but he prefers Bastian Schweinsteiger. Without warning, Bigfoot's Wooly Mammoth became self-aware and suddenly attacked his scratching post, almost knocking over his collection of rubber duckies. Later, he felt Rebecca Black cradling his massive bazooka, almost exploding he controlled the ejaculatory gunfire!

Sinister creatures, sugar, spice and everything nice, were mixed in a cauldron, putting unsuspecting pants on fire by friction created by rubbing the crotch area repeatedly with the dumbledore's malice cuddling hands...or was it his abominable snowman. After buying some viagra it became uncomfortable to urinate, so he detached his manhood, placed it in his piggy-bank and decided to set sail, to the "New World Oral" or to the Allure magazine. After becoming hardcore and radical he realized his folly and became quite maniacal and animal from the barn ran away, it is elephant, lol. Seriously, I couldn't give a fuck about this ugly fat bitch or her disgusting goulash tits. OH, WAIT! is she a skank victim of ovulated life? Shakespeare wrote that! Not really. Because Shakespeare was actually a frigging BISCUIT. I'm not kidding!

Mr Sheikh 'abooty was excited as fuck but Oh Booty!! Lord Nobunaga is in Kyoto. From the ocean, a mighty turnip kidnapped the sexy princess who had a knack for writing terrible five word stories which, in essence, meant doomsday for terrible four word stories she was collapsing more deeper. Cynic ruins the story again...wait, this is a story?! Yes.

When George Bush was busy trimming down his bush, he accidently snipped off his green disgusting big toe, then, resumed his trimming. His "cuckolder" exploded, destroying the mighty twin Philotas and Arhennius, conjoined at Uranus. Deicide's Glen Benton said: Mutual Masturbation is a serious commitment between two throbbing pieces, a white gooey liquid and Satan spawn, the Caco-Daemon. "That won't end well.", said Darth Vader, as his bitchy transmogrified into abominable lovely pig, which had the amazing ability to cook burritos one handed while wagging its curly tail. However, these burritos were filled the most potent of guacamole, made exclusively with REAL moles, baby snakes' skin, cockroachs, and different varieties of exotic termites.

Always lubricate before inserting your "friend" inside's someone's caustic soda. Shawty told me I have a very limp penis, but on closer inspection we discovered a snake where my 'shaft' was. Glen Benton said: I have converted to Christianity after inverting my inverted cross, I will now join Antestor. Benton's immense lyrical abilities were about his bro Bill Clinton who was Glen Benton's pastor, snatched primogeniture from Chester Bennington. I had to google 'primogeniture', the definition was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and the ingestion of liquid ham was worse than smoked gerbils. And the unicorns... Oh the fucking unicorns.... why oh why must there be fucking unicorns! Those memories of such bloodshed.... sodomised by their horns, I prayed to my god, but he also sodomised me with his godly staff of epic godliness.

Hark! Listen to the frogs having sex!, it's turning into an orgy. About 25 of them gathered around the man who could turn water into blood by cutting himself. He drank the frog's semen and ate some sea men, exceeding the recommended salt intake.
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JD, Fredd, MechanisT, fabregassed, Richard and Cynic are known to vandalize the possessions of Metalstorm. Fabregassed, the sexiest of all, JD (Jack Daniels) the alcoholic stalker of small, middle-aged women, Mechanist, who can FLY and Chinedu Obasi, better known as Collin, can age at will and sprout mini mushrooms from Cynic's ass. These brave adventurers are known worldwide as those fucking retards. "Get off my sexy back!", said Justin Timberlake, metalstormers dunno how to act, because we are back, to bringing sexyback. YEAH. Take it or break it, bitches can't compete with dis mofo, my name is earl. These guys travelled to an island called "Caye Caulker" which suck ass. They encountered a five headed feminine dragon, MechanisT tried to save his ass, meanwhile JD shits himself, however fabregassed shifted into his "drilling mode", then Cynic grabbed his sword and left it back again. The Dragon laughed so hard that it farted fire, burning three of its heads, which was kinda helpful I guess. The joy was short-lived, however, as the remaining heads were conjoined together to form an LSD fueled monster capable of projecting 8-bit retro games skywards. JD doused it with "JD sauce", tested beforehand by fabregassed, by oral means of course. With the passage of time, the JD sauce doused creature emulsified into a radikult, chunky, chipmunky, and extremely high, nevertheless br00t4l motherfucker. Cynic tried to masturbate using his left shoe but he failed because Beast tried to include himself in the camping trip we organized by giving Cynic a big can of old school whoopass, porn magazine, and "JD sauce".

Mechanist finally became a boxer. Not the undergarment, of course, though not as durable. Lasting wasn't ever going to be an option in the ring, better to lay back and sting like a bee, and sleep my way up top, or- FLY like a sloth. fabregassed, jealous as fuck, decides to whip out his cock. Little did he know that he ran out of viagra...not that it mattered anyways. Knocking mech out with his senses (or so he thought), he moved onto his next target; JD, the bor nexdor. Fabregassed tried to attack JD with something not worth mentioning, but JD drank his "JD Sauce", popeye'd up big time, and knocked him into orbit. Cynic, wanting a piece of Lady Gaga's hair, therefore, he took tips from Marilyn Manson, which is LadyGaga's big sister's best friend's second cousin's brother's arch nemesis...which is herself. Mech decided to indulge himself in putting Void off with Fab's on a blind date. Blinded by rage.... fabs decapitated Void's "enchantress" with a spoon, he's credited for bringing sexy when he's down and dirty.

"You slaaaaaaag" shouted Richard to the DJ. "Hit the muthahumpin' floor and get low get spread across da muthahumpin flo'. Make sure you clean the urinal while you're at it." Surprisingly, the DJ was called Danny DeLicko, and while ordering shots of "JD Sauce" he told Mech to spread his disease, to kill "The Quaker", once his apprentice, now rival. Since then, everytime DJ and JD face each other, hell on earth is what happens...and we don't want that. Only chat is what allowed in the realm of Azeroth aka "the shoutbox", the addicted people's mystical dump. Things from the world of satan's anal came randomy to make fun of gnome-like apparitions called chikadoh.

"Wayne Rooney is the epitome of Liverpool, alongside with Fabregas, the imposter of Bublé's Fabregassed stands corrected using "epitome" incorrectly.

The Danny Delicko Experience is an ambitious musical project spearheaded by these amateur adventurers with a penchant for flamboyant cross-dressing. Crushed and banned, they must penetrate through the commerical wall of mainstream music and forge swords to invade MTV's studio, ransack, pillage, burn, loot, vandalize and castrate anything that prevents us, from doing our first black metal porno, with guest Clint Eastwood, one alien and the sexiest man alive KerryKing. Armed with JD sauce, the sauce that gives a boner - or your money back, guaranteed. Mech tried getting his money, but realized he's too awesome to pay for anything that includes the name "JD Sauce". "Why!!", said JD, "You don't have enough balls, dude." Preparing himself for some epic bitching, Mech started watching Jersey Shore while Void emulated Zack Ryder.

"Always spit, never swallow" said a fat Russian prostitute named Andrew, Who after listening to his wife complaining, decided to join the South American revolution, and started a band called "Her G-spot Was Unlike Ours". The band played progressive vegan funeral grind with polka influences and they had expressive haircuts. JD sauce inc. endorsed them, and during an interview, they revealed that they were giant asshats with oversized egos that makes them look like cocksuckers. On stage, Andrew was a gutwrenching example of a gimp, but beneath the mask, he actually was a gimp, who was diseased and all that. Rabbis, bitches, sushi, sheep and botox, all of which contribute in Five Word Story, which will shape the future of the next century. Therefore we need to gather all the fly rabbis, and cook them with snake's skin and owl's foreskin. Bring to the boil and smear them with "love". Love... Just what is love? Indeed...what IS this "love"? Asked a strapping young lad named Igor Stravinsky, who's mother is Lord Worm's aunt, and a philosopher replied: "I think that yesterday was Thursday; today Earth will be invaded by fans of My Little Pony, My Dying Bride, and My Name Is Earl."

Where the hell is fabregassed? Frolicking in a spring meadow, wearing nothing but a loincloth. On his head, of course. The local townsfolk feared him, they referred to him as "The old mean fat dude", despite only weighing 60 kg!...or so he thought. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, under a funeral moon, selling weed to Canadian tourists, there was a sudden explosion, caused by the population of China simultaneously jumping. Children cried, kittens were burned and dogs were eaten. Poutine is your master now! Surprisingly, Fabs never left the meadow empty handed. He left grasping an ancient spellbook, which he used to summon MY FUCKING MITCH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Blondie Fakeboobs, the who smells like fishes, or a hairy vagina. She actually has bacterial vaginosis. Uuunlucky! Anyway, Glen Benton said: