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The "So-stupid-it's-funny" metal videos



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16.09.2011 - 14:58
malaikat
So, I was looking through Monthly Video Wrap-up and I set my eyes onto this: the most pathetic song and video in metal history

The Fallacy - Threshold of Light
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu7cJdv3Bwc&feature=mh_lolz&list=FLvIOjyv1abWQY6ctAdkL29A

I mean, I don't meand to bash the band in general, they have some decent, yet average songs, but this monstrosity is f*cking piece of crap.

Does anyone knows any other similar metal video, the one that is so utterly lame that it's actually funny to watch? Except for early Meshuggah videos, obviously.
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16.09.2011 - 15:24
Tranquillizer
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This one, it even has boobs in it, and they don't help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w
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16.09.2011 - 16:36
arwestromen
Except for early black metal videos i have nothing....yet
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16.09.2011 - 16:42
Marcel Hubregtse
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Bewitched by Candlemass is hilariously bad
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16.09.2011 - 17:12
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 16.09.2011 at 16:42

Bewitched by Candlemass is hilariously bad


Damn, that was going to be the only video I was going to post in this thread.
Welp, I can also add that a huge load of metal videos are awful. Heh, most music videos in general suck.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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16.09.2011 - 19:19
fabregassed
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Yeah you can question if it's metal or not. But cannot question the (lack of) quality.
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16.09.2011 - 23:02
Sean 79
Trollech - Ve stinu starych dubu
Makes Immortal's Call of the Wintermoon seem like pure genius
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17.09.2011 - 16:00
BeastOfMetal456
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Immortal - Grim And Frostbitten Kingdoms
The song is awesome, and the video is great if you need a good laugh.
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17.09.2011 - 23:36
moe5512
Like 90 % of all black metal videos

and this one:

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17.09.2011 - 23:38
@gent_-_orange
Vocalist cracks me up on this one.


oh and of course this classic
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18.09.2011 - 08:04
M C Vice
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 16.09.2011 at 16:42

Bewitched by Candlemass is hilariously bad

Mirror Mirror is worse. Not as silly, but it opens with a shirtless Messiah Marcolin. Manboobs. Scary.
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18.09.2011 - 08:28
Void Eater
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Written by Guest on 16.09.2011 at 19:19

*sexy band*

Yeah you can question if it's metal or not. But cannot question the (lack of) quality.

Fingers crossed for a collaboration with Vampires Everywhere!!!!!!! <3



Not metal at all, but hillarious deathcore. What's sad is that in two years, they'll be outselling Obscura and Fleshgod Apocalypse.
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18.09.2011 - 10:44
malaikat
Written by Guest on 18.09.2011 at 08:28





Not metal at all, but hillarious deathcore. What's sad is that in two years, they'll be outselling Obscura and Fleshgod Apocalypse.


Are... they even playing in this video? Especially the drummer?
Deathcore

PS - there is a video dedicated to the "haters" who "hate" the band because they "apparently" suck at playing. Dude from the band plays guitar for 90 seconds. To show how good he is. Lolz, lolz everywhere.
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19.09.2011 - 10:17
qlacs
"The Quaker"
Written by Guest on 16.09.2011 at 15:24

This one, it even has boobs in it, and they don't help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w

LOL haven't seen this from them, but it was a pain... In similar category Holy Thunderforce's vid is much better.

THe Fallacy - hmm wasn't a surprise, shitty gothic metal - both the music and the video is garbage.
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19.09.2011 - 16:06
truenoacero


another emo band with a crap dance

and of course, one of the Immortal's best songs and the most funny video that I have seen in life

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19.09.2011 - 19:53
Koen Smits
Kreator - Hordes Of Chaos is another one.
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Written by Bad English on 05.04.2014 at 15:05

but spoil thius film is like spoil porn and say porn ends whit cum shot ...
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20.09.2011 - 02:24
John Sandman
Written by Guest on 18.09.2011 at 08:28

Written by Guest on 16.09.2011 at 19:19

*sexy band*

Yeah you can question if it's metal or not. But cannot question the (lack of) quality.

Fingers crossed for a collaboration with Vampires Everywhere!!!!!!! <3



Not metal at all, but hillarious deathcore. What's sad is that in two years, they'll be outselling Obscura and Fleshgod Apocalypse.


OMG! They just suck! Awfull!

This thread lacks 80's cheesy videos

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQb1t_Yw0S8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_THrxYs1w&ob=av2n
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20.09.2011 - 02:52
@gent_-_orange
Written by Guest on 16.09.2011 at 15:24

This one, it even has boobs in it, and they don't help!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQ6thP8D0w


Oh my god..... Im sorry but this video is infinitely worse than any video Immortal has ever released. The youtube video description is hilarious aswell.
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20.09.2011 - 11:18
JD
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29.10.2011 - 09:46
ToMegaTherion
Savatage - Hall of the Mountain King

This has got to be one of the funniest clips ever.
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15.11.2011 - 13:49
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha


For now for this.......I think I see a problem here!!
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15.01.2012 - 03:39
lordchadi
Written by arwestromen on 16.09.2011 at 16:36

Except for early black metal videos i have nothing....yet


why man in my opinion the clip " from the cradle to the enslave " is master piece

for me this is the best metal clip ever & " thats not because it have boobs & pussy no "
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15.01.2012 - 03:41
lordchadi
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 16.09.2011 at 16:42

Bewitched by Candlemass is hilariously bad


bad is a good word to describe this vid

u can say it s shit crap dog poop
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15.01.2012 - 03:44
lordchadi
Written by Guest on 16.09.2011 at 19:19




Yeah you can question if it's metal or not. But cannot question the (lack of) quality.


omg bros from where did u get this band i felt i want to my self after watching & HEARING em
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15.01.2012 - 04:04
Edmund Fogg
Well I don't know if it's too early but Dio's Holy Diver is pretty ridiculous.



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15.01.2012 - 04:06
lordchadi
This 1 not stupid but funny



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSPeg5Nw9Tk&feature=related
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15.01.2012 - 04:08
lordchadi
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15.01.2012 - 04:09
lordchadi
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15.01.2012 - 04:11
lordchadi
Some1 teach me how to post a youtube video i tried 3 times & nothing
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15.01.2012 - 04:33
Edmund Fogg
Written by lordchadi on 15.01.2012 at 04:11

Some1 teach me how to post a youtube video i tried 3 times & nothing


just click on quote from someone that did and learn for yourself. Watch the vid on youtube and you'll see wich part of the adress to paste
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