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Worst Albums in the History of Music


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Created by: Troy Killjoy | 03.11.2011



1. Metallica - Lulu
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05.11.2011 - 03:54
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
I wonder what no. 101 would have been?

Written by malaikat on 03.11.2011 at 23:41

I like the fact that we're actually part of the history. In forty years, we shall tell tales to our grandchildren how WE WERE THERE when the worst album in rock/metal history come out.

And we will be heroes in their eyes. *tear*

And hopefuly the UN will ensure that it never happens again.
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05.11.2011 - 10:07
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Written by Guest on 05.11.2011 at 01:47

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 04.11.2011 at 07:02

Before my post Void posted "You clever brah" is seemingly comes out of that he was actually hurt but didn't reacted to that "cause he actually loved that album(leaving some of the songs which was tediously pathetic). List is really no doubt about it but indirectly was striking Void into this matter.

No hidden subtext to be found in my use of overrused internet memes.


I thought you mean it! Anyways...I shot at the wrong patch
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05.11.2011 - 10:58
Mikyz

I'll tell my kids someday about the hardest days of my life, the list would go like this: 1-Listening to Lulu, 2-Aftermath of Lulu: State of utter hopelessness, losing faith in music..., 3-The War.

Lou Reed is dead to me and has been dead to me for ages, he should have stayed dead for everybody, at least musically, you have to ask yourself if friendship is enough a reason to debase yourself and tear down a legacy even farther down. I'm pretty sure they're going to hell for this. Metallica have officially lost their wits.
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05.11.2011 - 12:51
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Guest on 04.11.2011 at 16:53

Actually that's quite an important album in many respects, and rather forward thinking in terms of noise music, one of the earliest examples of it in fact. It's not thought of in the way it used to be anymore, i.e. a joke.


I agree, that video wasn't half bad at all. Quite nice noise if I would say.
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Like you could kiss my ass
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05.11.2011 - 13:31
Timmeh
Dudeman
Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 12:51

Written by Guest on 04.11.2011 at 16:53

Actually that's quite an important album in many respects, and rather forward thinking in terms of noise music, one of the earliest examples of it in fact. It's not thought of in the way it used to be anymore, i.e. a joke.


I agree, that video wasn't half bad at all. Quite nice noise if I would say.

What? Nice noise? People actually enjoy this stuff? How bizarre.
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05.11.2011 - 14:23
BloodTears
ANA-thema
What an obsession
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.


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05.11.2011 - 14:34
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Written by Timmeh on 05.11.2011 at 13:31

What? Nice noise? People actually enjoy this stuff? How bizarre.

It's an entire genre, probably with thousands of artists so yep, people enjoy it.
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05.11.2011 - 19:23
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Timmeh on 05.11.2011 at 13:31
What? Nice noise? People actually enjoy this stuff? How bizarre.


Yup, like Joe told you, there's an entire genre for that, which I would take any day over Lulu tbh. Joe's Merzbow video is a good example of it.
People who try to listen to Noise and somehow making an analys of the music are obviously missing the point. Noise is something you listen on the background. It might sound strange to you but imo the thumb rule to know if you like a Noise artist or not is if you can have the song played without you getting distracted/annoyed or actually taking notice of the track, if it passes by without you getting pissed off... You kind of liked it.
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05.11.2011 - 19:27
Slayer666

Written by Guest on 05.11.2011 at 14:34

It's an entire genre, probably with thousands of artists so yep, people enjoy it.


See, that's what I'm worried about.
If Lou Reed gave one of the earliest contributions to Noise as a genre, what if Lulu is also a similarly groundbreaking work that will spawn a genre of its own in, say, 10-20 years time?
A pretty frightening thought, if you ask me.
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05.11.2011 - 20:07
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Slayer666 on 05.11.2011 at 19:27
See, that's what I'm worried about.
If Lou Reed gave one of the earliest contributions to Noise as a genre, what if Lulu is also a similarly groundbreaking work that will spawn a genre of its own in, say, 10-20 years time?
A pretty frightening thought, if you ask me.


You have to ask yourself this first: In what way is Lulu groundbreaking?
Besides shittyness, I don't see how this work is original and groundbreaking in any way... Therefore I fail to see how it could spawn a genre... Hopefully time will show me being right.
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05.11.2011 - 20:15
Slayer666

Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 20:07

You have to ask yourself this first: In what way is Lulu groundbreaking?
Besides shittyness, I don't see how this work is original and groundbreaking in any way... Therefore I fail to see how it could spawn a genre... Hopefully time will show me being right.


I'm pretty sure people thought the same thing about Metal Machine Music back when it was released. Yet, today we see all those Merzbows and Skullflowers doing their thing with Joes and Rodrigos enjoying them.

Still, it's not like Noise is all that big even nowadays. With a bit of luck, even if Lulu shits a separate genre, it will be even smaller.
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05.11.2011 - 20:19
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Slayer666 on 05.11.2011 at 20:15

I'm pretty sure people thought the same thing about Metal Machine Music back when it was released.


No, that album and others gave more than "shittyness"... It gave at least another perspective of sound, composition (in Noise's case: Non-composition), the use of feedback, dissonance,etc,etc... Lulu doesn't have ANYTHING new to bring to the table in terms of compositions... So: No, it's not the same.
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Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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05.11.2011 - 22:35
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 20:07
You have to ask yourself this first: In what way is Lulu groundbreaking?

Exactly. I'm not a fan of anything Lou has ever done but at the same time I respect what he did in terms of laying the ground work for a lot of extreme music, especially noise.

Lulu may be comparably awful as many fans back then assumed Lou's feedback record was awful, but at least that inspired something. Lulu is like...jam rock and spoken word. Neither of those things are original and both have been done a lot better.
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06.11.2011 - 03:39
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Alakazam on 06.11.2011 at 01:41
Now is Lulu really THIS BAD??!?

Yes.
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06.11.2011 - 12:10
Slayer666

Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 20:19

No, that album and others gave more than "shittyness"... It gave at least another perspective of sound, composition (in Noise's case: Non-composition), the use of feedback, dissonance,etc,etc... Lulu doesn't have ANYTHING new to bring to the table in terms of compositions... So: No, it's not the same.


Gud point.
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07.11.2011 - 17:49
Lit.
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Ohoho, It's funny 'cause it's true!

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07.11.2011 - 20:32
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 07.11.2011 at 17:49
Ohoho, It's funny 'cause it's true!

I love that dude!

I wish he appeared in more episodes... >>
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07.11.2011 - 21:31
vezzy
Stallmanite
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07.11.2011 - 22:14
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Whoa.... Looks like somebody's in need of Xanax...
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07.11.2011 - 22:15
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by AnGina-- on 07.11.2011 at 22:14
Whoa.... Looks like somebody's in need of Xanax...

Lou Reed?
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07.11.2011 - 22:18
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by Troy Killjoy on 07.11.2011 at 22:15

Lou Reed?


I'm sure he's been stuffing himself with much harder stuff than Xanax already. Maybe baking powder.
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07.11.2011 - 22:19
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by AnGina-- on 07.11.2011 at 22:18
I'm sure he's been stuffing himself with much harder stuff than Xanax already. Maybe baking soda.

Viagra. The silent killer.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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07.11.2011 - 22:21
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by Troy Killjoy on 07.11.2011 at 22:19
Viagra. The silent killer.


Different shit, same effect. Viagra makes his blood flow to his dick, so there isn't any left in the brain and baking soda... it bakes your brains. So the name suggests.

As a wise man, named Michael Kelso, once said: Some people bake cookies. We bake ourselwes.
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You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man. But it was nothing to me but blinding.
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07.11.2011 - 22:22
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by AnGina-- on 07.11.2011 at 22:21
As a wise man, named Michael Kelso, once said: Some people bake cookies. We bake ourselves.

I love That 70's Show!
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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07.11.2011 - 22:24
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by Troy Killjoy on 07.11.2011 at 22:22
I love That 70's Show!


So it's clear, people who like That 70s Show don't like Lulu. It's that simple.
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08.11.2011 - 05:48
Fade To Black

It appears your computer experienced an error while making this list. It's repeated the same action 100 times, overriding all the other data. You should download some anti-virus software I recommend Norton, but that's my preference. Hopefully your computer is safe though.
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08.11.2011 - 07:03
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Fade To Black on 08.11.2011 at 05:48
It appears your computer experienced an error while making this list. It's repeated the same action 100 times, overriding all the other data. You should download some anti-virus software I recommend Norton, but that's my preference. Hopefully your computer is safe though.

Norton is too mainstream. I use anti-virus software, but you probably haven't heard of it.
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08.11.2011 - 09:58
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.11.2011 at 07:03

Written by Fade To Black on 08.11.2011 at 05:48
It appears your computer experienced an error while making this list. It's repeated the same action 100 times, overriding all the other data. You should download some anti-virus software I recommend Norton, but that's my preference. Hopefully your computer is safe though.

Norton is too mainstream. I use anti-virus software, but you probably haven't heard of it.


I think I know what you're talking about.

AntiVirus Gold.

Best software ever.
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08.11.2011 - 16:09
Fade To Black

Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 20:19


No, that album and others gave more than "shittyness"... It gave at least another perspective of sound, composition (in Noise's case: Non-composition), the use of feedback, dissonance,etc,etc... Lulu doesn't have ANYTHING new to bring to the table in terms of compositions... So: No, it's not the same.


I not familiar with the use of minimalism in music does it do any thing on that front.
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08.11.2011 - 16:20
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Written by Fade To Black on 08.11.2011 at 16:09

I not familiar with the use of minimalism in music does it do any thing on that front.


Lulu doesn't have anything new in terms of minimalism either, it has ben done before... and much better
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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