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Worst Albums in the History of Music


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Consider this an encyclopedia of music's worst entries.

Created by: Troy Killjoy | 03.11.2011



1. Metallica - Lulu
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10.11.2011 - 17:58
JD
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Overrated list. #1 is underrated though, should be higher.
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10.11.2011 - 19:24
SceneryOfLoss

Conclusive xD
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10.11.2011 - 19:28
Yavanna

Was it really needed to make such a short list? You could have placed 500 albuns in there
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11.11.2011 - 08:19
Garth Vader

Bahahahahahhahahaha! Oh man, I needed that laugh... whew! BTW, I hear there is a new anti-virus software out there called Anti-Lou. If you want the full upgrade though you have to buy the full version called Anti-Lulu. Not recommended. Full of what sounds to me like spam.
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11.11.2011 - 08:21
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Garth Vader on 11.11.2011 at 08:19
Full of what sounds to me like spam.

Anything Lulu-related is malware.
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12.11.2011 - 17:18
Marsell

Lou Reed is not for this kind of stuff, i mean Metallica made more less good music, but the vocals... WHY!?!?!? so, definately a really bad album, but not the worst imo...
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12.11.2011 - 21:52
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Marsell on 12.11.2011 at 17:18
Lou Reed is not for this kind of stuff, i mean Metallica made more less good music, but the vocals... WHY!?!?!? so, definately a really bad album, but not the worst imo...

Metallica did not make good music. That and Lou Reed's attempt at singing makes for the worst album of all time.
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13.11.2011 - 07:24
demonsarising

HA! Too true, too true.
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13.11.2011 - 15:12
theFIST

Written by Timmeh on 05.11.2011 at 13:31

Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.11.2011 at 12:51

Written by Guest on 04.11.2011 at 16:53

Actually that's quite an important album in many respects, and rather forward thinking in terms of noise music, one of the earliest examples of it in fact. It's not thought of in the way it used to be anymore, i.e. a joke.


I agree, that video wasn't half bad at all. Quite nice noise if I would say.

What? Nice noise? People actually enjoy this stuff? How bizarre.

In the case of Metal Machine Music it"s actually really enjoyable and contains some, at least to me, beautiful melodies
i can"t like Merzbow though, it contains too many normal electronic sounds for my taste
yet other more modern noise artists, such as Skullflower and Government Alpha, both of which i got to know on this site, although certainly not describable as beautiful, are enjoyable in their way



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Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39
Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album". :lol:
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14.11.2011 - 00:50
Xfushion

This list is right lulu is a big, smelly piece of shity
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14.11.2011 - 15:46
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
In your esteem list above, Do you consider Morbid Angel's Anus shit too?? <<
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14.11.2011 - 16:39
Justicelust

Number 54 should not be in the list I think but the others deserved it. lol
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14.11.2011 - 20:02
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 14.11.2011 at 15:46
In your esteem list above, Do you consider Morbid Angel's Anus shit too?? <<

Wasn't bad enough to break the top 100.
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16.11.2011 - 04:31
Andr3sfc

You missed Metal Machine Music (Lou Reed) at #1.

Even Lulu can't "top" that.
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16.11.2011 - 04:33
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Andr3sfc on 16.11.2011 at 04:31
You missed Metal Machine Music (Lou Reed) at #1.

No, because that album influenced entire sub-genres.
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25.11.2011 - 09:54
Øyvind
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New Amoral is far better than Lulu. Not that I don't like women without arms, the album is simply shit.
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25.11.2011 - 10:03
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Øyvind on 25.11.2011 at 09:54
New Amoral is far better than Lulu.

Agreed, and I hated the shit out of Beneath.
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25.11.2011 - 10:08
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.11.2011 at 10:03

Written by Øyvind on 25.11.2011 at 09:54
New Amoral is far better than Lulu.

Agreed, and I hated the shit out of Beneath.


I read the review, it was nice to see so much sarcasm in one place
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25.11.2011 - 10:13
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Øyvind on 25.11.2011 at 10:08
I read the review, it was nice to see so much sarcasm in one place

You should read the review of Diminished's "Chainsaw Cunt" by jupitreas.
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25.11.2011 - 10:24
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Written by Troy Killjoy on 25.11.2011 at 10:13

Written by Øyvind on 25.11.2011 at 10:08
I read the review, it was nice to see so much sarcasm in one place

You should read the review of Diminished's "Chainsaw Cunt" by jupitreas.


For some reason, below jupitreas' review there is an ad "Lets (sic!) end prostate cancer", Blue Cure Foundation Youtube channel and all. Blue Cure, Viagra?
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25.11.2011 - 23:10
Metal_4Ever

Oh! at least I DO can listen to that album... without cutting my ears..!!
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27.11.2011 - 06:42
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
I agree this album sucks more than my hoover vacuum
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27.11.2011 - 06:45
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 27.11.2011 at 06:42
I agree this album sucks more than my hoover vacuum

Actually it sucks more than Internet Explorer.

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27.11.2011 - 06:49
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Troy Killjoy on 27.11.2011 at 06:45

Written by Boxcar Willy on 27.11.2011 at 06:42
I agree this album sucks more than my hoover vacuum

Actually it sucks more than Internet Explorer.



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01.12.2011 - 04:43
fabregassed
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Internet explorer sucks more than well paid whore.
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01.12.2011 - 05:03
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 01.12.2011 at 04:43
Internet explorer sucks more than well paid whore.

But it's still better than Lulu.
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08.12.2011 - 20:21
Nightfall

Anything is better than Lulu.
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16.12.2011 - 00:30
Parasomnia

Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.11.2011 at 07:03

Written by Fade To Black on 08.11.2011 at 05:48
It appears your computer experienced an error while making this list. It's repeated the same action 100 times, overriding all the other data. You should download some anti-virus software I recommend Norton, but that's my preference. Hopefully your computer is safe though.

Norton is too mainstream. I use anti-virus software, but you probably haven't heard of it.

Yes, us elitists like everything obscure.
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07.01.2012 - 02:49
ThunderAxe1989
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you know, I've never actually heard any of that album.
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07.01.2012 - 03:59
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by Guest on 07.01.2012 at 02:49
you know, I've never actually heard any of that album.

Consider yourself lucky.
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