Album of the year.....

Written by Alex F on 16.03.2012 at 03:22

Album of the year.....

This would only be correct in 1st April but otherwise no... not funny dude.

This is not a Doom Metal Band. They just play their instruments very "Slowly". Not Black (metal) at all but caused me a Black out.

The wood was not dead until listening to the second track - Deadwood.

Written by ( invisible ) on 16.03.2012 at 13:05
This is not a Doom Metal Band. They just play their instruments very "Slowly". Not Black (metal) at all but caused me a Black out.

Ya, like I said in my review, this is more of a contemporary folk record with some growls scattered throughout and a few minutes or of legitimate riffs.

I think the aim might have been black/doom, but it definitely isn't anywhere near that.

Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 09:10

Written by Alex F on 16.03.2012 at 03:22

Album of the year.....

This would only be correct in 1st April but otherwise no... not funny dude.

Just trying to raise Tanner's self esteem, i'm sure he'll improve greatly in the near future, especially with all the "constructive" criticism people are giving him.

Written by Alex F on 16.03.2012 at 15:35

Written by X-Ray Rod on 16.03.2012 at 09:10

Written by Alex F on 16.03.2012 at 03:22

Album of the year.....

This would only be correct in 1st April but otherwise no... not funny dude.

Just trying to raise Tanner's self esteem, i'm sure he'll improve greatly in the near future, especially with all the "constructive" criticism people are giving him.

I don't need your pity, but thanks for the comment

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 15:49
I don't need your pity, but thanks for the comment

You've actually inspired me to record some of my own stuff, so thank you for that

You should have marketed this is some kind of minimalist, John Cage-ist music Tanner.

Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 16:02

You should have marketed this is some kind of minimalist, John Cage-ist music Tanner.

Maybe, I was hoping the end result would turn out to be like a drone doom folky black thing...

Boy was I wrong

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 16:15

Maybe, I was hoping the end result would turn out to be like a drone doom folky black thing...

Boy was I wrong

For that you need layers, just do more of the same then start piling it on top each other. At worst you'll end up with a noise record

Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 16:17

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 16:15

Maybe, I was hoping the end result would turn out to be like a drone doom folky black thing...

Boy was I wrong

For that you need layers, just do more of the same then start piling it on top each other. At worst you'll end up with a noise record

If that happens, guess who''s reviewing it


but, yeah I'm going to take a break from writing, improve my skills learn new melodies, then come back with an EP or something.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 16:25

If that happens, guess who''s reviewing it


but, yeah I'm going to take a break from writing, improve my skills learn new melodies, then come back with an EP or something.

Send all noise recordings my way!

Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 16:27

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 16:25

If that happens, guess who''s reviewing it


but, yeah I'm going to take a break from writing, improve my skills learn new melodies, then come back with an EP or something.

Send all noise recordings my way!

Will do

Maybe take the finding forrester approach...copy the brilliant work of someone else to find your own originality. Cause although the sound was... original, it definitely needed many more hours of work to polish it up. This being said, I'm musically retarded, so kudos for making an album that you can call your own.

I like how Willy rated his own album.
And with a 7, no less.

Written by Slayer666 on 16.03.2012 at 20:43

I like how Willy rated his own album.
And with a 7, no less.

Well I can't give it a ten, now can I?

Actually, I think you'd do a passable job at making a noise record. Do consider. Anything will be better than this.

Written by vezzy on 16.03.2012 at 21:25

Actually, I think you'd do a passable job at making a noise record. Do consider. Anything will be better than this.

I'm considering doing a drone release.

Written by Slayer666 on 16.03.2012 at 20:43

I like how Willy rated his own album.
And with a 7, no less.

He's also a fan of himself, too.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.03.2012 at 15:09

Written by ( invisible ) on 16.03.2012 at 13:05
This is not a Doom Metal Band. They just play their instruments very "Slowly". Not Black (metal) at all but caused me a Black out.

Ya, like I said in my review, this is more of a contemporary folk record with some growls scattered throughout and a few minutes or of legitimate riffs.

I think the aim might have been black/doom, but it definitely isn't anywhere near that.

Basically you are a good guy, you even finished listening.
Your review reflects the facts. This album reminded me of Ryan Reynold's movie - Buried.
Basically nothing inside-blank. I wanted to rate 0, but it was not polite to do so that's why I rated 2. After seeing BCW rated himself 7, I regretted my kindness given away so easily.

Written by ( invisible ) on 19.03.2012 at 11:38
This album reminded me of Ryan Reynold's movie - Buried.
I regretted my kindness given away so easily.

Well I suppose the lowest possible rating you could give would balance it out then.

I think my "good old friend" Boxcar Willy his/her band is/are talentless.I can't listen her stuff from the start to finish,
because she has 0/ZERO musical talent.She hasn't age problem but she has serious talent problem.The most ridicolous moment is
her "voice" in the"Midwinter Burial" (hahaha ridicolous as hell!!!).Her stuff is pathetic and miserable.He or she can't play the
instruments.This stuff is the most boring,awful,MINDLESS thing ever without feeling.I have an advice Bcar W.; Give up your
music carrier because you're incredible talentless! Your thing is not music because this is a different noise collection by a random
way.A lawnmower can create far better music than you.Don't waste your time! Play video games maybe you can do that better.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.03.2012 at 15:09

Written by ( invisible ) on 16.03.2012 at 13:05
This is not a Doom Metal Band. They just play their instruments very "Slowly". Not Black (metal) at all but caused me a Black out.

Ya, like I said in my review, this is more of a contemporary folk record with some growls scattered throughout and a few minutes or of legitimate riffs.

I think the aim might have been black/doom, but it definitely isn't anywhere near that.

Troi or Troy! I think you're the worst rewiever ever.You're musical talent is ZERO or BELOW ZERO.Try to enjoy the Somber Eyes(Boxcar Willy).
Troy! I have an advice: Give up your rewiever function because you' re not important in the music history.And learn to behave!!
Because you're very boring and pathetic.

Written by Guest on 16.03.2012 at 16:17

Written by Boxcar Willy on 16.03.2012 at 16:15

Maybe, I was hoping the end result would turn out to be like a drone doom folky black thing...

Boy was I wrong

For that you need layers, just do more of the same then start piling it on top each other. At worst you'll end up with a noise record

I think you're an incredible ugly,weak,skinny woman or man.Don't look into a mirror please! Poor mirror!!
You have one of the ugliest head i've ever seen.And your body is lame.Sorry but i don't wanna lie!

Written by HELL BENT FOR JU on 27.03.2012 at 09:04

I think you're an incredible ugly,weak,skinny woman or man.Don't look into a mirror please! Poor mirror!!
You have one of the ugliest head i've ever seen.And your body is lame.Sorry but i don't wanna lie!

If you want to insult me you should go for something at least vaguely plausible. I don't think anyone will buy that weak ass attempt, especially after they see how damn fine I am. Don't hate me coz I'm beautiful.

Written by HELL BENT FOR JU on 27.03.2012 at 08:57
...

Maybe people will take you seriously when you stop using Cleverbot to help you come up with insults.

Stay on topic folks... cut with the insults. i don't want to have to visit this thread again. seriously.

Written by HELL BENT FOR JU on 27.03.2012 at 08:21

I think my "good old friend" Boxcar Willy his/her band is/are talentless.I can't listen her stuff from the start to finish,
because she has 0/ZERO musical talent.She hasn't age problem but she has serious talent problem.The most ridicolous moment is
her "voice" in the"Midwinter Burial" (hahaha ridicolous as hell!!!).Her stuff is pathetic and miserable.He or she can't play the
instruments.This stuff is the most boring,awful,MINDLESS thing ever without feeling.I have an advice Bcar W.; Give up your
music carrier because you're incredible talentless! Your thing is not music because this is a different noise collection by a random
way.A lawnmower can create far better music than you.Don't waste your time! Play video games maybe you can do that better.

Are you for real?

Written by Boxcar Willy on 27.03.2012 at 19:20

Written by HELL BENT FOR JU on 27.03.2012 at 08:21

I think my "good old friend" Boxcar Willy his/her band is/are talentless.I can't listen her stuff from the start to finish,
because she has 0/ZERO musical talent.She hasn't age problem but she has serious talent problem.The most ridicolous moment is
her "voice" in the"Midwinter Burial" (hahaha ridicolous as hell!!!).Her stuff is pathetic and miserable.He or she can't play the
instruments.This stuff is the most boring,awful,MINDLESS thing ever without feeling.I have an advice Bcar W.; Give up your
music carrier because you're incredible talentless! Your thing is not music because this is a different noise collection by a random
way.A lawnmower can create far better music than you.Don't waste your time! Play video games maybe you can do that better.

Are you for real?

This is awesome. Your first incoherent spam/hate mail, how do you feel? :3

Written by Slayer666 on 16.03.2012 at 20:43

I like how Willy rated his own album.
And with a 7, no less.

And BitterCOld says I'm self-aggrandizing...