Written by vezzy on 07.04.2012 at 22:10

Surely you've heard of a centimeter, lad.

Nope, Only that women use that word a lot when talking about my Peter for some reason?

I thought of another one!

"I'm the love train, and I'm gonna ram your caboose!"

"Ever play freeze tag? Ok, I'll start FREEZE!"

Then proceed to place your willy wherever you like. I

Here's one that my friend told me:
"I put the STD in stud. All that's missing is U"

Written by Guest on 13.04.2012 at 00:12

I thought of another one!

"I'm the love train, and I'm gonna ram your caboose!"

If I told you I was handy could I wear you like a glove?

If I told you I was a butcher, could I wear your skin like a coat?

Written by Thrashette on 13.04.2012 at 17:32

Here's one that my friend told me:
"I put the STD in stud. All that's missing is U"

Most. Hilarious. Thing. Ever.

Written by Thrashette on 13.04.2012 at 17:32

Here's one that my friend told me:
"I put the STD in stud. All that's missing is U"

Lmao! Amazing!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a gun, get in the van!

With a napkin in your hand..."Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?" (This one was from a movie lol...don't remember which movie though).

Written by MetalSpider on 08.05.2012 at 03:49

With a napkin in your hand..."Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?" (This one was from a movie lol...don't remember which movie though).

Ooooh, it was from Hall Pass

Written by Thrashette on 08.05.2012 at 04:37

Written by MetalSpider on 08.05.2012 at 03:49

With a napkin in your hand..."Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?" (This one was from a movie lol...don't remember which movie though).

Ooooh, it was from Hall Pass

Oh yeahhh! Haha what a movie!

"Would you like an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss but down under."

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 08:08

"Would you like an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss but down under."

That one might work even better... "July cna Stryne kiss? It's just loyk a'French kiss but down'n'der."

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 08:08

"Would you like an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss but down under."

oh isn't it a bit offensive ?

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 15:53

oh isn't it a bit offensive ?

Haha, that's kind of the point. In general, pick up lines are either corny or offensive, and in both cases great to laugh at.

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 16:07

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 15:53

oh isn't it a bit offensive ?

Haha, that's kind of the point. In general, pick up lines are either corny or offensive, and in both cases great to laugh at.

hmm interesting though I am not familiar with them

And these pick up lines are used for finding a girl for one night stand ? I don't know if it's stupid to ask or not, but I don't know the use of these lines or maybe I didn't get the thread. Any explanations?

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 16:10

hmm interesting though I am not familiar with them

For example,

Corny lines:

"Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Do you have a bandaid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

Offensive:

"You have something on your chest: my eyes."
"I'll show you my wand if you'll let me see your chamber of secrets."
"Your clothes would look great on my floor."

Hopefully, most people don't actually use these lines. They just make good jokes to tell among friends, I suppose.

hahaha yeah that really seems funny

Written by Guest on 13.05.2012 at 16:41

hahaha yeah that really seems funny

If you were my shin, I'd bang you on the Coffee table.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.04.2012 at 03:14

I regret starting this thread.

why ?

"There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it."