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TOTAL DICKS OF THE MONTH AWARDS


List of winners of ANGEL REAPERS "TOTAL DICK of the MONTH" awards.Each month one winner will be selected from around the metal universe.
Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Created by: ANGEL REAPER | 01.09.2013



1. Canadian Government - August 2013 (Total Dicks for raising fees for musician who would like to perform in Canada making many bands discard Canada from their touring schedules.)
2. Tobias Sidegård of Necrophobic - September 2013 (found guilty for domestic violence which make him total dick of this month.)
3. Glen Benton of Deicide and Broken Hope - October 2013 (Glen for throwing Broken Hope off the tour and generally for diva behavior during it .BH for being dicks too.)
4. "Thats racist!" yelling folks and Mastodon's Thanksgiving T-Shirt - November 2013 ("Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."E.Mols86 made me correct my perfectly broken english. :D)
5. Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn for killing Surrender Of Divinity's frontman - January 2014 (This a-hole killed frontman because he was not a true satanist? What the hell???)
6. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying - February 2014 (Pleads guilty In murder for hire (solicitation of murder) which makes him a total dick in my book .)
7. Testament - March 2014 (For unlpuging their supporting act.)
8. James Kottak of Scorpions & The guy who stabbed The Slot frontwoman - April 2014 (1.for drunken indecency on airport .2.for ..well its obvious)
9. Kirk Windstein of Crowbar - May 2014 (For kicking a fan on stage.Is that the spirit of metal?! Is that professional behavior on stage while performing ?!)
10. Upon A Burning Body - July 2014 (Faked the frontman kidnapping as publicity stunt.Than denied it.Dicks...)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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03.12.2013 - 21:53
Erik M.
Written by angel. on 03.12.2013 at 21:36

Nothing is really lame with the latest choice.


Fair enough, I exaggerated. But Marcel's suggestions is still way better.
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03.12.2013 - 23:02
ANGEL REAPER
Link people ! link please.i was not up with the news in november (you know i have a life outside internet )
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27.12.2013 - 00:52
Erik M.
Here you go:

"Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."

One spelling mistake I can ignore, but the current sentence is so full of mistakes it just annoys me way too much.
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27.12.2013 - 01:21
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Erik M. on 27.12.2013 at 00:52

Here you go:

"Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."

One spelling mistake I can ignore, but the current sentence is so full of mistakes it just annoys me way too much.

so this is still grindig your gears ...you must be quite a partygoer ...
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27.12.2013 - 18:47
Erik M.
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 27.12.2013 at 01:21

so this is still grindig your gears ...you must be quite a partygoer ...


I just noticed it when I took a look at your list. Not that hard a thing to notice.

Why you won't bother to change it is strange to me though.
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27.12.2013 - 19:55
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
staff
Written by Erik M. on 27.12.2013 at 18:47
Why you won't bother to change it is strange to me though.

Because it's more enjoyable to see those who get annoyed.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass
Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.
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27.12.2013 - 20:39
ANGEL REAPER
Written by X-Ray Rod on 27.12.2013 at 19:55

Written by Erik M. on 27.12.2013 at 18:47
Why you won't bother to change it is strange to me though.

Because it's more enjoyable to see those who get annoyed.


That and i am busy irl
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27.12.2013 - 20:55
Erik M.
Written by X-Ray Rod on 27.12.2013 at 19:55

Because it's more enjoyable to see those who get annoyed.


I'm an easy prey because I get annoyed easily, hahaha.
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27.12.2013 - 21:00
Erik M.
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 27.12.2013 at 20:39


That and i am busy irl


Well, I did correct the sentence for you, so the "busy" argument isn't valid.

I do suggest you change it... or else.
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27.12.2013 - 21:05
ANGEL REAPER
Here...happy now
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27.12.2013 - 21:59
Erik M.
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 27.12.2013 at 21:05

Here...happy now


Yes, I am.
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08.01.2014 - 20:08
euronymous
Where is december award ?? Don't brake the tradition. You have time to continue it.
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08.01.2014 - 20:16
ANGEL REAPER
Written by euronymous on 08.01.2014 at 20:08

Where is december award ?? Don't brake the tradition. You have time to continue it.

but i havent found a single case for the award.December is dick free month! I will continue it with first dick as soon it apears ...
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08.01.2014 - 23:58
Erik M.
Written by euronymous on 08.01.2014 at 20:08

Where is december award ?? Don't brake the tradition. You have time to continue it.


Have to agree with this. I mean, skipping one month looks bad on the list I'd say... but then again, is there's no dick then there's no dick.
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09.01.2014 - 23:20
mz
Just pick one of users who commented here /gave thumbs up randomly and give him/her award for December
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09.01.2014 - 23:39
ANGEL REAPER
Written by mz on 09.01.2014 at 23:20

Just pick one of users who commented here /gave thumbs up randomly and give him/her award for December

well i cant really do that ...
December will be dick free unless you guys give me some candidate
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09.01.2014 - 23:43
Erik M.
Marcel will most likely know at least one candidate... just wait until he comments here (if he does).
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10.01.2014 - 00:01
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
elite
Written by Erik M. on 09.01.2014 at 23:43

Marcel will most likely know at least one candidate... just wait until he comments here (if he does).



No I don't. I have been wrecking my brain over it.
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10.01.2014 - 00:02
Erik M.
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 10.01.2014 at 00:01

No I don't. I have been wrecking my brain over it.


That's a shame...
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10.01.2014 - 00:20
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
It seems everybody was in Christmas spirit in December.
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01.02.2014 - 13:12
Zap
Guest
I'm still waiting for that dick of the month award for removing my +1 from this list.
Yes.
That was me.
Muahahahaha
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01.02.2014 - 13:15
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Zap on 01.02.2014 at 13:12

I'm still waiting for that dick of the month award for removing my +1 from this list.
Yes.
That was me.
Muahahahaha

why should i put you in the dick list? i actually am not caring about +1 votes on my lists ...hell i even dont care about that shit at all
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01.02.2014 - 13:19
Zap
Guest
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 01.02.2014 at 13:15

Written by Zap on 01.02.2014 at 13:12

I'm still waiting for that dick of the month award for removing my +1 from this list.
Yes.
That was me.
Muahahahaha

why should i put you in the dick list? i actually am not caring about +1 votes on my lists ...hell i even dont care about that shit at all

K, I'll give you the +1 again then.
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01.02.2014 - 14:04
ANGEL REAPER
Also how do you like new picture for the list?
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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07.02.2014 - 01:24
euronymous
finally the list is back. I have declare i was the one who encourages the true satanist to kill the fake. Die fake, die !!
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07.02.2014 - 02:33
Karlabos
Meat and Potatos
Written by deadone on 07.02.2014 at 02:26

What about the current Ukranian government? Or those Thai protestors that want the government to go but don't want to pariticpate in democratic elections?

Pretty sure they don't belong to the metal universe =P
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02.03.2014 - 12:53
ANGEL REAPER
New dick is in town! Any comments on February winner?
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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02.03.2014 - 13:19
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Guest on 02.03.2014 at 13:17

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 02.03.2014 at 12:53

New dick is in town! Any comments on February winner?


He deserves to be February's winner. Also for number 4 you spelled rasist wrong. It's racist..or was it intentional for some strange reason?

probably a typo ... 2 months ago i got new keyboard and it has a small keys and some unusual layout so i make a lot of mistakes while typing (in all languages not just english).
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22.03.2014 - 21:32
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Is the next month dick, Testament ?
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22.03.2014 - 21:44
ANGEL REAPER
Written by angel. on 22.03.2014 at 21:32

Is the next month dick, Testament ?

probably ,however we have a week to go in this month...
also people,you guys are free to suggest some other dicks
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