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09.10.2013 - 23:07
Mercyful_Kate

This is a quiz in which you have to decide whether the name is that of a metal band or Ikea furniture. I got 18 out of 20, thus considered "true kvlt". Post your score!
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09.10.2013 - 23:17
Mercyful_Kate

You're Scandinavian...No fair!
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09.10.2013 - 23:23
Mercyful_Kate

Touche. I'm sitting on an IKEA couch with my legs up on IKEA coffee table in the glow of an IKEA lamp and I still didn't do as well as you. Damnit.
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09.10.2013 - 23:57
ANGEL REAPER

"You scored 17 out of 20!" damn i miss-clicked twice
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"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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10.10.2013 - 00:15
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Hahaha

Man, this is hilarious. It's so strange that I lived in Sweden for 6 months and I never even once visited IKEA
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If you never wake up from a dream does it become reality?

Last fm
Don't click here
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10.10.2013 - 00:16
Vombatus
Potorro
It's a bit silly But fun !

Needless to say, my extreme trveness made me score 20/20 The BM bands aren't that obscure so wasn't hard. There was a name or two of ikea items that truly made me wonder if they were some really underground band hahaha.
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10.10.2013 - 15:05
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Guest on 10.10.2013 at 00:03

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 09.10.2013 at 23:57

"You scored 17 out of 20!" damn i miss-clicked twice

So now, do you feel like going shopping or will it all get better by listening to some metal?

i make my own furniture so i dont need ikea ...also i make my own music so i dont need those bands im joking but it is easy to distinguish ikea product names from band names ...mostly because they are in groups of two product names followed by band name
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"Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..."
"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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10.10.2013 - 15:10
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Scored 20 out of 20. Extremely easy quiz to be honest, but still fun, nonetheless
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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10.10.2013 - 15:12
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Mercyful_Kate on 09.10.2013 at 23:17

You're Scandinavian...No fair!



No, he's not Scandinavian, Array is Finnish
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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10.10.2013 - 16:14
Spirit Molecule
spirit molecule
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 10.10.2013 at 15:12


No, he's not Scandinavian, Array is Finnish


Haha, they take that shit seriously
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If you never wake up from a dream does it become reality?

Last fm
Don't click here
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10.10.2013 - 17:09
Mercyful_Kate

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 10.10.2013 at 15:12

Written by Mercyful_Kate on 09.10.2013 at 23:17

You're Scandinavian...No fair!



No, he's not Scandinavian, Array is Finnish



Y'all look the same.
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10.10.2013 - 20:32
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
18/20. Apparently I'm 'True Kvlt'. Imagine my surprise.
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10.10.2013 - 21:57
ANGEL REAPER

Written by Azarath on 10.10.2013 at 20:32

Imagine my surprise.

imagine mine as well
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"Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..."
"Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts"
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10.10.2013 - 22:35
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
You scored 13 out of 20!

Congrats you are...
Kvlt.

did fairly bad on this. I've been into IKEA factory and stores around and should have known well.
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11.10.2013 - 10:35
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
I got a 17. My brother got 13 by pure guesswork. Kinda sucks that it's the same 20 questions every time.
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11.10.2013 - 13:50
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
There is a mistake in the quiz

Norden is also a viking metal band from Poland
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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11.10.2013 - 14:24
angel.
Evil Butterfly
17
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The Fangirl.
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11.10.2013 - 20:01
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 10.10.2013 at 21:57

Written by Azarath on 10.10.2013 at 20:32

Imagine my surprise.

imagine mine as well

I can imagine.

And I don't even own anything from Ikea. I think. Wait, was that one table bought at Ikea...?
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11.10.2013 - 20:32
Schnabeltier 24

16/20, so I'm a true kvlt And I only know 4 of the bands that were mentionned... And of course, I've never been to Ikea in my whole life
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Hey there, tiny wench !
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12.10.2013 - 03:53
Thrashette

I think just about anyone who's at least somewhat familiar with black/viking metal will know all the bands in there... I was expecting them to throw in some really obscure ones to mess with people :p
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12.10.2013 - 15:19
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Thrashette on 12.10.2013 at 03:53

I think just about anyone who's at least somewhat familiar with black/viking metal will know all the bands in there... I was expecting them to throw in some really obscure ones to mess with people :p



but I don't see any really obscure ones in there
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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12.10.2013 - 19:37
Uldreth

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.10.2013 at 15:19

Written by Thrashette on 12.10.2013 at 03:53

I think just about anyone who's at least somewhat familiar with black/viking metal will know all the bands in there... I was expecting them to throw in some really obscure ones to mess with people :p



but I don't see any really obscure ones in there

Yeah but when the furniture came I could not decide if it's furniture or obscure band hahahaah.
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13.10.2013 - 09:32
Skøllgrim
Northern
20 out of 20.
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13.10.2013 - 16:10
Mercyful_Kate

Written by Uldreth on 12.10.2013 at 19:37

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.10.2013 at 15:19

Written by Thrashette on 12.10.2013 at 03:53

I think just about anyone who's at least somewhat familiar with black/viking metal will know all the bands in there... I was expecting them to throw in some really obscure ones to mess with people :p



but I don't see any really obscure ones in there

Yeah but when the furniture came I could not decide if it's furniture or obscure band hahahaah.


Exactly, and now I will start a blackened death metal band called "Lack" after my coffee table.
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14.10.2013 - 23:30
qlacs
"The Quaker"
You scored 16 out of 20!
Congrats you are...
True Kvlt.
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16.10.2013 - 04:09
BreadGod
Account deleted
20 out of 20.
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16.10.2013 - 11:55
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
18/20. BRINGIN THE HEAT.
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Less is More
Stay Pure
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17.10.2013 - 01:12
wildchild
Warchild
Haha this is awesome.
12/20 "Congrats you are... Kvlt."
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17.10.2013 - 05:18
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 11.10.2013 at 13:50

There is a mistake in the quiz

Norden is also a viking metal band from Poland

I thought so! I got that one wrong, but the rest were correct.

19/20. I'm trve.
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I do your mum

DESTROY DRUM TRIGGERS
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17.10.2013 - 20:28
Mad Arab666

18 out 20 for me, some of those ikea furniture just sound like some of those bands that nobody has heard lol.
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Bring up the wolves head!
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