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Posted by Wukk, 23.11.2013 - 21:08

Okay, so every band under the sun sells their own shirts, hoodies, patches and the like, and we've already got a thread for that. This thread is for the more unusual merchandise items that metal bands have decided to sell. A few big names have started to launch their own beer/wine brands, but by the looks of things, that'll probably get old quite soon. And then, of course, there's the infamous Ghost butt plug (which probably wins the thread, but I'd love to see you guys/gals prove me wrong!).

What's the most interesting band collectible you've seen? Do you own any strange merch yourself?

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Fallen Ghost Craft Beer Geek Posts: 709 From: Norway	Permalink 25.02.2014 - 15:22 Fallen Ghost Craft Beer Geek Posts: 709 From: Norway Between The Buried And Me had some weird merch: https://www.facebook.com/BTBAMofficial/photos/a.10151982335073189.1073741825.115385878188/10152150465088189/?type=1&theater Socks! And some really ugly as well! By purchasing you contributed to save the rainforest, so it was a good thing apparently. https://www.facebook.com/BTBAMofficial/photos/a.390206403188.172404.115385878188/10151935089748189/?type=1&theater Isn't that the weirdest band sweater ever..? Doesn't look like a band item, that's for sure! Seems like odd music gotta have odd merch Loading...
Wukk Posts: 792 From: UK	Permalink 29.11.2014 - 20:41 Wukk Posts: 792 From: UK Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror. ---- If you're 666 then I'm 777 http://www.last.fm/user/Joodicator Loading...
M C Vice ex-polydactyl Posts: 3349 From: Australia	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 08:48 M C Vice ex-polydactyl Posts: 3349 From: Australia Written by deadone on 01.12.2014 at 05:23 Written by Wukk on 29.11.2014 at 20:41 Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror. How ridiculous. Anyone foolish enough to buy this needs to take a long hard look at themselves. And now the can. ---- "Another day, another Doug." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!" Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 09:02 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 I noticed that Ghost sells dildos apparently. ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:39 Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada Written by angel. on 02.12.2014 at 09:02 I noticed that Ghost sells dildos apparently. I'm sure the shape they gave them is creative. Link? Picture? Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:46 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:39 I'm sure the shape they gave them is creative. Link? Picture? Lync Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:49 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 Awwh thank you Joe, I wish I always could have someone to save my lazy ass from moving like this. And that other band made spaghetti. ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:53 Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada Written by Guest on 02.12.2014 at 14:46 Lync I expected something more... challenging. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:55 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:53 I expected something more... challenging. This says a lot about you Loading...
Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:57 Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada Written by Guest on 02.12.2014 at 14:55 This says a lot about you Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:58 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:57 Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements. Hehe, ok, well yeah, they should have at least put a barbed crucifix in there or something. For those special occasions. Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 14:59 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 Who wants spaghetti ? ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 15:00 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted ^ kinda cool until you realise how much they're charging for it. Loading...
Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 15:02 Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada Written by Guest on 02.12.2014 at 14:58 Hehe, ok, well yeah, they should have at least put a barbed crucifix in there or something. For those special occasions. Yeah I just see a missed opportunity with that plug. With all the symbolism you could attach to that object, they could have added like a funny thing at the end that sticks out. And, well, plugs/dildos are not very polivalent if you don't put a suction pad/strap-on lock at the end. I'll shut up now Haha. I love the pasta idea. Loading...
!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted	Permalink 02.12.2014 - 15:04 !J.O.O.E.! Account deleted Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 15:02 I'll shut up now Tell me about your Mozzer and Fazzer. Loading...
M C Vice ex-polydactyl Posts: 3349 From: Australia	Permalink 03.12.2014 - 08:38 M C Vice ex-polydactyl Posts: 3349 From: Australia Written by Ilham on 02.12.2014 at 14:57 Written by Guest on 02.12.2014 at 14:55 This says a lot about you Haha no no no no. I just mean, after all it's a very normally shaped and sized butt plug, and the dildo isn't that weirdly shaped after all. I thought they'd introduce more "shocking" elements. Maybe a devil's tail or something out of the butt plug? ---- "Another day, another Doug." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!" Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 03.12.2014 - 09:05 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 ^ something like chains ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada	Permalink 03.12.2014 - 11:18 Ilham Giant robot Posts: 5161 From: Canada Or a huge-ass inverted crucifix sticking out. Loading...
Wingtorte Posts: 95 From: Canada	Permalink 03.12.2014 - 21:25 Wingtorte Posts: 95 From: Canada Written by Wukk on 29.11.2014 at 20:41 Reviving this thread because Blind Guardian have a mirror. Amazing haha. I find it actually pretty awesome in a silly/hilarious way. After all, who doesn't want their own Blind Guardian mirror to serenade themselves in falsetto every morning?? What a way to start the day Have to agree with many of The Ghost dildo/butt plug comments though. If you're going to come out with a novelty sex toy for a band you better make it interesting/over the top/ridiculous. With all the baby jesus butt plugs and virgin mary dildos in existence that effort isn't too "taboo" lol Loading...
Vombatus Potorro Posts: 2354 From: Spain	Permalink 06.12.2014 - 16:27 Vombatus Potorro Posts: 2354 From: Spain Few weeks ago I picked up some Dragged Into Sunlight rolling paper at their gig. Adds kvlt points to your joints ! They also had DIS bongs and a really cool looking rolling boxes. Can't find any pixs though. Loading...
Susan Smeghead Posts: 6941 From: USA	Permalink 06.12.2014 - 18:59 Susan Smeghead Posts: 6941 From: USA Written by angel. on 02.12.2014 at 14:59 Who wants spaghetti ? Oh my god I do!! ---- "A life all mine Is what I choose At the end of my days" --The Gathering "A Life All Mine" from Souvenirs Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 60962 From: Sweden	Permalink 06.12.2014 - 21:02 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 60962 From: Sweden Written by Susan on 06.12.2014 at 18:59 Written by angel. on 02.12.2014 at 14:59 Who wants spaghetti ? Oh my god I do!! actually its pasta ... might be good whit Doro wine ---- Life is to short for LOVE, there is many great things to do online !!! Stormtroopers of Death - ''Speak English or Die'' apos;' [image] I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 06.12.2014 - 21:23 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 Written by Susan on 06.12.2014 at 18:59 Oh my god I do!! Make sure to serve it with lots of mushrooms and ketchup Just suggesting. ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Infernal Eternal Posts: 647 From: Greece	Permalink 02.01.2015 - 14:37 Infernal Eternal Posts: 647 From: Greece Have you checked Manowar condoms? I think they're called "Warrior's Shield". ---- {}::::::[]:::::::::::::::::> ONLY DEATH IS REAL <:::::::::::::::::[]::::::{} Rest In Peace: Bon Scott, Dave G. Halliday, Michael "Destructor" Wulf, Jerry Fogle, Quorthon, Witchhunter Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Posts: 21306 From: Canada	Permalink 02.01.2015 - 18:52 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Posts: 21306 From: Canada Written by Infernal Eternal on 02.01.2015 at 14:37 Have you checked Manowar condoms? I think they're called "Warrior's Shield". A dental dam should be a warrior's shield. A condom is a sheath or scabbard. Stupid Manowar. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
Infernal Eternal Posts: 647 From: Greece	Permalink 02.01.2015 - 20:30 Infernal Eternal Posts: 647 From: Greece Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.01.2015 at 18:52 Written by Infernal Eternal on 02.01.2015 at 14:37 Have you checked Manowar condoms? I think they're called "Warrior's Shield". A dental dam should be a warrior's shield. A condom is a sheath or scabbard. Stupid Manowar. Lol, they are not real warriors. How could they have known? ---- {}::::::[]:::::::::::::::::> ONLY DEATH IS REAL <:::::::::::::::::[]::::::{} Rest In Peace: Bon Scott, Dave G. Halliday, Michael "Destructor" Wulf, Jerry Fogle, Quorthon, Witchhunter Loading...
Amy Posts: 137 From: USA	Permalink 15.01.2015 - 06:51 Amy Posts: 137 From: USA Last time I checked Dream Theater sold christmas ornaments and dream catchers (of course). I saw them here: http://dreamtheater.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wo/14.65.15.15.0.1.1 ---- \m/ Loading...