Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
08.03.2013 - 16:53
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
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09.03.2013 - 21:03
Azarath
RB - Rebecca Black

Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with "Friday".
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25.03.2013 - 05:20
nasmith
*Insert pop, rap, emo, or melodic metalcore song here.*
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25.03.2013 - 23:29
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by nasmith on 25.03.2013 at 05:20

*emo, melodic metalcore song here.*




But this tho.
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27.03.2013 - 14:51
Jtbmetal123
My new hatred goes to dub step.
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04.04.2013 - 19:03
Jaeryd
Desert Mouse
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"It is not your sin—it is your self-satisfaction that crieth unto heaven; your very sparingness in sin crieth unto heaven!

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which ye should be inoculated?"

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12.04.2013 - 10:11
Jaeryd
Desert Mouse
Okay, I got a new one. This song is so bad, it hurts my soul. It almost starts off not shitty, but then gets dropped into a septic tank of filth and shittiness.
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"It is not your sin—it is your self-satisfaction that crieth unto heaven; your very sparingness in sin crieth unto heaven!

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which ye should be inoculated?"

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14.04.2013 - 20:05
Redn1ght
Captain Obvious
Any emo/'hardcore' genre song and also! Any Rap/Hip Hop song, they are quite bad. Mainly because how annoying they are.
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14.04.2013 - 23:51
Uldreth
Written by Redn1ght on 14.04.2013 at 20:05

Any emo/'hardcore' genre song and also! Any Rap/Hip Hop song, they are quite bad. Mainly because how annoying they are.

Such as these?



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15.04.2013 - 09:29
Redn1ght
Captain Obvious
Written by Uldreth on 14.04.2013 at 23:51

Written by Redn1ght on 14.04.2013 at 20:05

Any emo/'hardcore' genre song and also! Any Rap/Hip Hop song, they are quite bad. Mainly because how annoying they are.

Such as these?






Yeah, like those... First the Hardcore thing is because I just can't stand someone screaming into my ear and they have less talent than those bands that do death growls well! Well, I kinda joked about Rap, there are some OK songs that I kinda like that are in Japanese. But I dislike most American stuff.
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06.05.2013 - 04:24
BreadGod
Account deleted
This:

It sounds like he's pounding on a Rock Band drum kit.
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06.05.2013 - 23:18
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Guest on 06.05.2013 at 04:24

This:

It sounds like he's pounding on a Rock Band drum kit.

Wow, that's a whole new level of bad.

Wow.
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07.05.2013 - 00:45
Dentura
Shadow King
Anything Geoff Tate has touched since approximately 2011 or so.
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07.05.2013 - 16:53
BreadGod
Account deleted
Written by Boxcar Willy on 06.05.2013 at 23:18

Written by Guest on 06.05.2013 at 04:24

This:

It sounds like he's pounding on a Rock Band drum kit.

Wow, that's a whole new level of bad.

Wow.

The saddest part is that the band is completely serious about their work.
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14.05.2013 - 16:25
Sunioj
Anything off The Project Hate MCMXCIX's new album.
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14.05.2013 - 17:50
moe5512
Hmm, probably a Metal song.
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15.05.2013 - 00:13
Uldreth
Written by Boxcar Willy on 25.03.2013 at 23:29





But this tho.

Absolutely sincerely and non-sarcastically, I like this a lot.

Reminds me of

a lot, which is probably one of the best "synthcore" bands.
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15.05.2013 - 00:15
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Uldreth on 15.05.2013 at 00:13

Written by Boxcar Willy on 25.03.2013 at 23:29

But this tho.

Absolutely sincerely and non-sarcastically, I like this a lot.


I really enjoyed that Annisokay, I'll have to check that other stuff out ASAP.
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01.06.2013 - 20:51
Aseliot


The title is the best title though. And althought it's intended to be crappy it's still pretty fucking crappy.
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11.06.2013 - 02:33
Jaeryd
Desert Mouse
This is some of the worst shit I've ever heard.
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"It is not your sin—it is your self-satisfaction that crieth unto heaven; your very sparingness in sin crieth unto heaven!

Where is the lightning to lick you with its tongue? Where is the frenzy with which ye should be inoculated?"

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13.02.2014 - 03:17
Karlabos
Weirdo of MS
Setting pop/dubstep songs aside (because I don't even know any as I don't listen to it),
among metal related stuff, I can never think of anything worse than this:

It's funny that on forums and youtube comments you can see people find it ingenious and imaginative, perhaps it it's just not for me?
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27.02.2014 - 03:44
DyingWorld
Written by Jaeryd on 11.06.2013 at 02:33

This is some of the worst shit I've ever heard.



Beat me to it...

It wouldn't surprise me if these were already posted but I am much too lazy to look through this thread.







and who could forget this classic...
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16.04.2014 - 21:53
Karlabos
Weirdo of MS
Now this is grim and kvlt shit:
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