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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
23.01.2009 - 22:38
bard

This might get me crucified here...but I think I'm going to bring it up anyway.

Pantera's 'Walk'...it's been playing a lot on my local radio and my friends play it all the time...and it's just so simple and silly, like if you back up some kind of gangsta track with a heavy metal rhythm. It's certainly not the crappiest song I've ever heard, but it's definitely been bothering me lately.
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25.01.2009 - 11:09
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Written by bard on 23.01.2009 at 22:38
This might get me crucified here...but I think I'm going to bring it up anyway.

Pantera's 'Walk'...it's been playing a lot on my local radio and my friends play it all the time...and it's just so simple and silly, like if you back up some kind of gangsta track with a heavy metal rhythm. It's certainly not the crappiest song I've ever heard, but it's definitely been bothering me lately.
No, you're right, the song really isn't as good as people say it is. The only things that go toward redeeming that lame main riff and solo are its sing-along, anthemic qualities and the related nostalgia from concerts and the video. They've done much better.
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26.01.2009 - 06:39
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
Yeah Walk is one of the most overrated Pantera songs they have. I'm a big fan and I have been for years, but that song has never done much for me.
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26.01.2009 - 10:38
Uller

Lol reggaeton is the worst thing on this planet
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26.01.2009 - 20:01
LeChron James
Helvetesfossen
Tarot Crows fly Black album might actually have some of the worst lyrics i have ever heard. i guess thats what i get with a name like Tarot...
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27.01.2009 - 22:34
Uller

OK... just now im listening to the new deadlock album and the song named Deathrace at minute 4:14 of the song it becomes rap.... and it sucks
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28.01.2009 - 05:00
The Butt
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I just heard Ready, Set, Go, and Monsoon by Tokio Hotel.

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28.01.2009 - 17:59
Frankenchrist

"Shake it" by Metro Station


i wanted to straight up DIE.
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03.02.2009 - 02:01
Uller

I really like DT but this song sucks!!

Archetipe - Dark Tranquillity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXEwRbwYtc0
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06.02.2009 - 06:46
motorhead
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Pretty much every song by ICP is awful.
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07.02.2009 - 00:29
Deus Ex Machina

There's this weird song called Miss Fatty. That song is like... so bad XD It's just crap and the only thing crappier is the video. XD But...it's so funny and I thought I hate it but I just might love it for its stupidity. Please don't go searching on youtube because it just gets in your head. The whole day it's been replaying itself in my head "ey miss fatty fatty yu a murdah" All day. Goddammit I'll have to download it or something.
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07.02.2009 - 03:52
Kanto

"My boobs are OK", an insanely stupid song (the title says a lot), god...Paris Hilton is awesome next to Lene Alexandra.
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07.02.2009 - 14:31
Lucas
Mr. Noise
I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet.
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07.02.2009 - 16:56
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by Lucas on 07.02.2009 at 14:31

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet.


Come on man, that song is great
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07.02.2009 - 22:18
ß
Problem?
I'm not sure whats worse the video or the song.
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08.02.2009 - 00:19
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Lucas on 07.02.2009 at 14:31

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet.



That really reminds me of Coldplay, just as horrible
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08.02.2009 - 00:31
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.02.2009 at 00:19

Written by Lucas on 07.02.2009 at 14:31

I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet.



That really reminds me of Coldplay, just as horrible

C'mon, even I admit that Coldplay is okay compared to this. However, what I was going to say - why the hell you posted that link here? Woof, terrible. The song was awful, and so was the video. Can't believe I watched it from the beginning 'til the end... At one moment I felt like I could cut that guy's head off. It made me think more about racism.
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08.02.2009 - 01:26
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
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08.02.2009 - 01:47
Ragana
Rawrcat
Is he starting to learn how to play a guitar? Because it sounds like that.
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08.02.2009 - 11:45
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well the author claims it is from "demo" of ambient black metal he bought for $2...and you can find other "songs" from this demo in his profile...i have to say, that those tracks which are on keyboard are propably slightly better, but didnt have patience to listen to it carefully

i know that black metal beginnings are tough while i am a member of czech/slovak "on-line black metal community" where other users are presenting their "first attempts" and same i am producing my amateur works, but this is just too much, i would say
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08.02.2009 - 13:56
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Ellrohir on 08.02.2009 at 01:26

Omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-eBzbth40

lol

that was BAAAD...
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10.02.2009 - 19:54
Linak
I Own You Bitch
Haha Samwell what what in the butt! Kills me, just kills me, I wanna join his fanclub so we could all get together and have chocolate-mud fights, long live them wanton chocolate whimpers! Long live Samwell!

Reminds me a little bit of that movie the Rocky Horror Picture Show, he has this Frankie thing going on.
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12.02.2009 - 00:23
Kap'N Korrupt
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Written by Valentin B on 08.02.2009 at 13:56

Written by Ellrohir on 08.02.2009 at 01:26

Omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-eBzbth40

lol

that was BAAAD...

That hardly counts as a song...
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12.02.2009 - 09:18
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Written by Guest on 12.02.2009 at 00:23

Written by Valentin B on 08.02.2009 at 13:56

Written by Ellrohir on 08.02.2009 at 01:26

Omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH-eBzbth40

lol

that was BAAAD...

That hardly counts as a song...

Yeah I was gonna say, we really oughta first think to ourselves what the definition of a song is, because as long as that is considered a song I'm going to place a mic next to my fridge and record an album.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/song
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23.02.2009 - 00:19
Galar
Wicked Mung
Accept-Im A Rebel. Enough Said. Really don't have to explain myself on this one.
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23.02.2009 - 02:42
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Written by Galar on 23.02.2009 at 00:19

Accept-Im A Rebel. Enough Said. Really don't have to explain myself on this one.

Actually an explanation would be nice, I don't see whats so bad about it. I mean its not great, but its far from the worst songs out there.
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23.02.2009 - 03:00
Galar
Wicked Mung
Written by Doc G. on 23.02.2009 at 02:42

Written by Galar on 23.02.2009 at 00:19

Accept-Im A Rebel. Enough Said. Really don't have to explain myself on this one.

Actually an explanation would be nice, I don't see whats so bad about it. I mean its not great, but its far from the worst songs out there.

Fair enough. I like Accept, dont get me wrong. I Am A Rebel just makes me laugh every time I hear it because it's so corny. And as far as worser songs, you are completly right, I Am A Rebel's badness has just always stood out for me.
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23.02.2009 - 03:13
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Written by Galar on 23.02.2009 at 03:00

Written by Doc G. on 23.02.2009 at 02:42

Written by Galar on 23.02.2009 at 00:19

Accept-Im A Rebel. Enough Said. Really don't have to explain myself on this one.

Actually an explanation would be nice, I don't see whats so bad about it. I mean its not great, but its far from the worst songs out there.

Fair enough. I like Accept, dont get me wrong. I Am A Rebel just makes me laugh every time I hear it because it's so corny. And as far as worser songs, you are completly right, I Am A Rebel's badness has just always stood out for me.

Yeah, I find Accept corny in general. The lyrics are pretty stupid but I still don't mind the song. Besides, the Sodom cover of it is sweet (at least I'm pretty sure its Sodom).
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26.02.2009 - 07:07
Uller

Noism its a band from japan that plays Brutal Technical Death/Breakcore. And its the weirdest thing i have ever heard

http://www.myspace.com/noist
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27.02.2009 - 00:23
PsychoNerd

I HATE that stupid song, but i can't remember th artist, ah, i think th songs called Thats not my name,
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