Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?
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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
| wormdrink414 Elite Posts: 1295  |
A number of the tracks off of Wormwood (Marduk's newest album) are excruciatingly poor. Not the worst songs I have ever heard though for sure. There is a music video on comcast on-demand by a band called "I Wrestled a Bear Once". That might very well be the worst song ever recorded. How the band is featured on television and has a music video and has recorded an album and has actually been allowed to pick up instruments is beyond me. Think poly-rhythms but without any technical charm. It's disgusting.
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| Entropic Silence Posts: 251  |
That 'This is why i'm hot' song that was on the charts a year or so back. The lyrics required so little thought that it became anti-thought, which reigned unchecked until it had completely destroyed everything in that song, until the intelligent (I say intelligent, really it was more of a success based thing) decision was made to release that unspeakable auditory garbage. And thats how I saved christmas.
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421  |
Written by Guest on 01.11.2009 at 07:20  WTF?! 
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6807  |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 01.11.2009 at 14:44 It's surreal... in Estonia it'd be called a "Elu24" news....there are some tabloids here that promise people money for sending random photos of celebrities to them...such as "I saw celebrity X at public toilet/shop/night club/kissing/effing/vomiting etc"....
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| AiwiAstwihad AiryanaKhvarenah Posts: 1421 |
Written by Ernis on 01.11.2009 at 19:00 Getting paid for being a loafer?! Yeah, some people seriousely seem to enjoy spending their time on worthless crap.......And is that really called News?
---- You who will come to the surface
From the flood that's overwhelmed us and drowned us all Must think, when you speak of our weakness in times of darkness That you've not had to face
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6807 |
Written by AiwiAstwihad on 01.11.2009 at 19:15 We studied at school that there are two main types of typed media....broadsheet newspaper and tabloid....the difference is large....a broadsheet is a newspaper in its classical form...a large piece of folded paper, black and white, few pictures, very objective and neutral text, serious approach... Tabloid, on the other hand, comes as a volume, has lots of pictures, colour print, subjective articles, exaggerated text, brainless approach... Estonia, my dear friend, used to have NEWSPAPER many years ago....now we don't...we only have tabloids...the percentage of serious news may be variable.... Example of newspaper: "Vocalist Beyoncé seen visiting fast-food restaurant Burger King." Example of tabloid: "WTF! BEYONCE EATING AT BURGER KING! THE HELL BITCHES!"
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| necrovamp Posts: 424  |
|die for metal, that song is soo fucking crap, im a fan of manowar but that song song is fucking crap!
---- 'I'd rather die than go to heaven' - Murderface
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6807 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtf2Q4yyuJ0 Florence Foster Jenkins was an American classical singer known for her "Massacre of high Cs"....although she thought of herself as of a professional and talented performer she didn't have any voice at all....she was popular tho and had numerous gigs and earned quite a fortune....her popularity, of course, was comparable to those of Pop Idol drop-outs wandering in the depths of youtube....
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| Slayer666 Posts: 2466  |
I have to say, the crappiest ever would be Soulja Boy's "Crank That". It's just so horrendous it should be wiped clean from existance...
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Account deleted Written by AiwiAstwihad on 01.11.2009 at 19:15 Um...it's an actual hip-hop song by Caswell who actually knows Beyonce... I seen Beyonce at Burger King She ordered two cheeseburgers and onion rings She got a chocolate shake with a side of fries And some chicken strips and an apple pie And said 'do you have ten dollars? I forgot my money in the car...in the car... It's three blocks away and baby that's just too far...too far... So I said 'I'll give you the money but you'll have to pay me back...blah blah blah... Some hip-hop rapper... Next lyric was ... I seen Beyonce at JC Penny...she rolled up in a 94 Chevy... Next one was...I seen Beyonce at the Liquor store...she completely ignored me as she went through the door... You know what? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDMIsnTuoA
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| dEAthB3D Posts: 73  |
Written by Guest on 07.11.2009 at 21:14 agree with you.... soulja boy is crap.. and a band called jonas brother or something that's terrible....
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| Oracle Orcinus Posts: 1425  |
Anything by Lady Gaga is crap. I despise her. I don't know how people can listen that haha.
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| I_Die_Often Posts: 697  |
I see a pattern here... hip hop/rap/pop = garbage, you got my vote!  Worst song in my collection (other than a few of the Six Feet Under CD's I own) is Quest For Fire by Iron Maiden. Piece Of Mind - Great album, but this song is not worthy of the space it occupies!
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| Misandry Posts: 62  |
I think the worst song I've ever heard was called "Scream for my Ice Cream" or something like that. I don't remember why I found it, or why I even thought it would be a good idea to listen to it. All in all, it was horrendous.
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| Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071  |
Written by Guest on 10.02.2010 at 16:09 Yeah there sure is one... Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662  |
Crap song: epic metal win:
---- My rest seems now calm and deep Finally I got my dead man sleep 
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18274  |
Written by Oracle on 05.01.2010 at 03:27 I'd say it's waaaay better than much of the horrible pop you hear everyday at MTV, that doesn't say much though. But I don't despise, I'm just indifferent. The most annoying song at the moment is performed by Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys "Empire State of Mind" It's just bad, I listen to that shit everyday. There's no variation in the melody whatsoever, horrible song.
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| Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 |
Written by Irritable Ted on 10.02.2010 at 20:49 But then again ALL national anthems are bleedin' horrendous. Especially that atrocity from Italy. The US one is slightly better (or to put it more firmly, slightly less worse) But to me Italy's national anthem is the worst and then we get a tie between the US, England and The Netherlands. Germany's national anthem is the least worst to ym ears.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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| Introspekrieg Totemic Lust Elite Posts: 2747  |
Written by X-Ray Rod on 10.02.2010 at 18:33 Agreed and agreed. NEWWW YOOOORKKK 
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18274 |
Written by Introspekrieg on 10.02.2010 at 21:32 I hate when Jay-z says "I'm the new Sinatra" Yeah... You fucking wish you were the new Sinatra, asshole.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
No national anthem is "crap"!
---- My rest seems now calm and deep Finally I got my dead man sleep
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591  |
I just watched that beyonce at the burger king song mentioned earlier on youtube and I actually found it quite funny, the first guy has an annoying voice, but when the second guy starts it's actually amusing. At the moment the crappiest song I know is probably that bad romance song by lady gaga, it's so fucking horribly terribly bad
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| Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 |
Written by Ellrohir on 10.02.2010 at 22:15 Yes they are. Have you ever listened to them? To be honest, nationalities in themselves are fucking crap because they cause segregation and make people feel superior to others just because of where they were born.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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| Ellrohir Heaven Knight Posts: 8662 |
Well in my point of view - saying about some anthem it is "crap" means you are saying the country is "crap" meaning the people of the country are "crap"...and be sure i will hit anybody who would tell this about my anthem (= my country = my nation = me) eyeball to eyeball but i guess this is one of the reasons, why you are "open minded friendly multicultural person" and i am nearly "bloody NS supporter"...
---- My rest seems now calm and deep Finally I got my dead man sleep
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15250  |
Lmfao. disliking a national anthem is hardly a direct reflection of the feelings towards the actual country or it's citizens. settle down, beavis. and you are a huge hypocrite... Written by Ellrohir on 14.01.2010 at 00:37 what happened to tolerance and words are just words?
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| Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 |
Written by Ellrohir on 10.02.2010 at 23:42 And that's how almost ALL wars start due to misplaced pride of a country where was just born into and had no choice about being born into. That's why the the Blakans will always remain a hotbed for such puity wars because people can't grow out of it. So what if someone says your country is crap and isses all the people there. Be a fucking man and show GUTS and stand above it. So me saying your national anthem sucks means I say the Czech people suck? No way. It just means that I think the national ANTHEM sucks. Ffs I even think the Dutch anthem sucks, so according to you that would mean I am a traitor to The Netherlands... well, sorry to say, that is just utterly pathetic. Misplaced pride of one's country has got us nowhere as history shows.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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