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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
11.02.2010 - 00:09
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I kinda understand your point of view, but i am not planning to change mine because you think it is wrong and bad...

you are not choosing the country you would be born to, but you are choosing your life philosophy...my choice was made
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11.02.2010 - 00:12
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Ellrohir on 11.02.2010 at 00:09

you are not choosing the country you would be born to, but you are choosing your life philosophy...my choice was made


Well, it is clear you are showing your true colours, my little friend.
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11.02.2010 - 01:01
Syk
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Written by Ellrohir on 10.02.2010 at 23:42
Well in my point of view - saying about some anthem it is "crap" means you are saying the country is "crap" meaning the people of the country are "crap"...and be sure i will hit anybody who would tell this about my anthem (= my country = my nation = me) eyeball to eyeball

but i guess this is one of the reasons, why you are "open minded friendly multicultural person" and i am nearly "bloody NS supporter"...
Dude, do you have ANY idea how many people dislike the national anthem of their own country? Similar to wanting a change in the country's flag (for which we had a TV poll here last week), I think the last NZ anthem survey I heard came out with at least 40% wanting something different. It's just a song, chosen by whoever is in control. What if the Taliban or al-Qaeda took total control of their areas, chose a new national anthem that musically totally sucked ass (let's say both objectively and according to your personal taste, for sake of argument) and forced it on the good people who just happened to live there? Would you still not hate that shitty anthem? It's just a song.
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11.02.2010 - 01:13
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
If Taliban took control over my country it will be intruder and many Czechs will fight it to victory or death like our resistance and warriors abroad in WWII...but in case you dont know, we are currently really independent country...finally...and our anthem is a symbol of this independence...i understand lands like Netherlands who are independent since 16th century or so can already forgot it (or have developed other way of thinking about it through centuries)
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11.02.2010 - 01:28
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by BitterCOld on 11.02.2010 at 00:04

and you are a huge hypocrite...

Written by Ellrohir on 14.01.2010 at 00:37


second - i tolerate anyone who is not using force against someone...words are just words...not even their meaning is clear



what happened to tolerance and words are just words?



i admit you kinda got me here...

but i will tell you something...i meant (and this is true, this i am not creating it now to be "out of suspicion") there is no need and no reason for legal acts about words - calling police, having court sessions, sending people into jail etc...

but if someone says you face to face "you suck" or "your mother is bitch", you will often hit him, dont tell me you (or everyone here on MS) wont...people sometimes fight themselves in pubs or so...but it is "right here" and "right now" and nothing afterwards (if someone wont be making an affair from it)

this is the difference...i have just read czech "law about using the state symbols" and there is nothing about misusing or insulting national anthem, so it is "legal" to say "anthem is crap"...but it would piss people like me off and this should obviously have consequences...
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11.02.2010 - 01:36
Syk
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No it should not.
Written by Ellrohir on 11.02.2010 at 01:13
If Taliban took control over my country it will be intruder and many Czechs will fight it to victory or death like our resistance and warriors abroad in WWII...but in case you dont know, we are currently really independent country...finally...and our anthem is a symbol of this independence...i understand lands like Netherlands who are independent since 16th century or so can already forgot it (or have developed other way of thinking about it through centuries)
In my post before this, I was not talking specifically about your country. I'm arguing that the national anthem of a country should not be [thought to be] entirely, directly related to its people (as you expressed on the previous page), and thus there is nothing wrong with having an opinion that an anthem is a crappy song.

...Unless... if you are arguing this idea because 100% of your country voted and agreed to adopt your Czech anthem. Then I would understand your position. But as I said earlier, far from 100% of NZ "chose" our anthem, but because of democracy we who don't like it just have to stick with it and accept it, and I expect this to be the situation in most places...
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11.02.2010 - 01:41
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
I "kinda" got you?

looks that way.

when you think the "words" are leveled at you or your cultural group it's just not acceptable now, is it?
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11.02.2010 - 12:12
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well again - if someone will shout "Ellrohir is gay", i WONT be shouting "Police! Police! this is sexual/social/racial/whatever discrimination! Go and arrest him immediately, I feel so offended!", but i WOULD probably say "Hey, dude, my fist has something to tell you"

if this is hypocritical, then ok, it is...i dont need to excuse myself further
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11.02.2010 - 14:06
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Ellrohir on 11.02.2010 at 12:12

Well again - if someone will shout "Ellrohir is gay", i WONT be shouting "Police! Police! this is sexual/social/racial/whatever discrimination! Go and arrest him immediately, I feel so offended!", but i WOULD probably say "Hey, dude, my fist has something to tell you"

if this is hypocritical, then ok, it is...i dont need to excuse myself further



Sorry, but hitting someone for CALLING you names is absurd imo. Hitting someone cause they attacked you with physical violence is alright. But just cause someone says you're gay or whatever and then hitting them is jut loss of self-restraint
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11.02.2010 - 15:49
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well i have to tell one thing - in fact i have never really "hit" anyone yet, except for my brother a few times, when he really pissed me off, like the day during Taekwon-do training, when he ripped apart my suit during some arguing ...and even then i havent injured him except for some bruises maybe...

but i am very impulsive person, so who knows what can be, when i will really go mad about someone
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11.02.2010 - 18:56
VPeter

Written by Bas on 10.02.2010 at 23:05


At the moment the crappiest song I know is probably that bad romance song by lady gaga, it's so fucking horribly terribly bad

QFT! I can't belief people defending that bitch Gaga saying she is original and brings something new to pop music.
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11.02.2010 - 20:31
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Gotcha, dude.

if words offend, violence suddenly is acceptable - by your terms.

sounds like a good plan to me.

i'd love to see how Czech veterans and survivors of "The Hangman of Prague" responded to a concert put on by one of those band with NS beliefs that you defend so vociferously.

undoubtedly, using your tilted system of values, they would have every right to beat the living shit out of the band.

sounds like a party to me. where do i sign up?
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11.02.2010 - 23:35
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Irritable Ted on 11.02.2010 at 21:02

Wow. I only said that I thought the way that the American national anthem was sung was crap. I've started WWIII. I have the power.




what? i missed this! you think my anthem sounds like crap? if i see you i will fight you! :
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12.02.2010 - 00:41
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well exactly your nation is extremely hypersensitive, when it comes to symbols like flag or anthem...

nice to see one American citizen appears to be not...
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12.02.2010 - 08:22
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Irritable Ted on 11.02.2010 at 21:02

Try this one then. The Beatles were the most overated band of all time. They produced some of the crappiest songs ever. Discuss.


Prepare to be shoocked once again... 2010 MS Awards Biggest Drama.... here I go again...

I totally agree with you on this.
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12.02.2010 - 11:48
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Well there is only a few Beatles' songs i would say i "like", so i have no problem with this "drama"
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12.02.2010 - 19:02
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Irritable Ted on 12.02.2010 at 18:50

Ha Ha Ha, bring it on yanky boy! But seriously, i think that it is not so much the anthem itself but the way it is sung. They even took the piss about how drawn out it is on The Simpsons.


i like it when sung as it's intended. a guy who writes a football column for either ESPN or Sports Illustrated (forget if Doctor Z or Easterbrook) once wrote about how drawn out it is becoming as sporting events. it's supposed to last like 45-50 seconds. it's supposed to be vigorous and upbeat... and it routinely gets slowed down, drawn out to almost double it's intended length.

the local club hockey team has a version song by a old tyme country western singer who once was an honorary captain of the team that is the nation anthem equivalent of Funeral Doom. the closest approximation i can make is Type O Negative's live cover of "Paranoid" where they take a 2 minute song and play it so slowly it stretches into a 10 minute epic... you don't even recognize it until you hear some of the lyrics and it slowly dawns on you, "wait? what? this is 'Paranoid'?"

the other team starts the evening taking the ice to "Girls, Girls, Girls" by Motley Crue... then the local team skates on to "Born in the USA" by Springsteen... Cheesy, but upbeat and gets the (pre-drunk) crowd going.

then they launch into the glacial medley of "America the Beautiful" into the national anthem and it's like opening the airlock on a spacecraft in orbit... just sucks away all the energy out of the barn.

thank god the beer gets the crowd back into it.
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12.02.2010 - 19:06
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Ellrohir on 12.02.2010 at 00:41

Well exactly your nation is extremely hypersensitive, when it comes to symbols like flag or anthem...

nice to see one American citizen appears to be not...


seems to me you have no right to criticize any American who is defensive in regards to songs or imagery associated with this country as you are admittedly just as bad.

you should change your custom title to "Hypocrite Knight"...

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12.02.2010 - 20:00
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by BitterCOld on 12.02.2010 at 19:06

Written by Ellrohir on 12.02.2010 at 00:41

Well exactly your nation is extremely hypersensitive, when it comes to symbols like flag or anthem...

nice to see one American citizen appears to be not...


seems to me you have no right to criticize any American who is defensive in regards to songs or imagery associated with this country as you are admittedly just as bad.


i am not criticizing anything...i am just pointing out the facts...
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12.02.2010 - 21:06
Thryce
Retired Staff
Written by Ellrohir on 12.02.2010 at 20:00

i am not criticizing anything...i am just pointing out the facts...

As long as we're pointing out the facts, you are so full of shit it's not even funny anymore.
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12.02.2010 - 21:25
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Just...fuck you

(with all consequences this may bring to me)
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12.02.2010 - 23:36
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Written by Irritable Ted on 12.02.2010 at 19:13


At least your anthem is about your country, unlike the English anthem which is just about the queen, the majority don't know most of the words either. Unfortunately my national anthem Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, that's Welsh by the way, I can't speak a word of as I only speak English to my shame. The words are very uplifting though about defending the country with your blood.


AT least the English anthem is about their queen. Ours is about being of German blood and honouring a Spanish king? How weird can it get?
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13.02.2010 - 00:31
VPeter

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.02.2010 at 23:36

Written by Irritable Ted on 12.02.2010 at 19:13


At least your anthem is about your country, unlike the English anthem which is just about the queen, the majority don't know most of the words either. Unfortunately my national anthem Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau, that's Welsh by the way, I can't speak a word of as I only speak English to my shame. The words are very uplifting though about defending the country with your blood.


AT least the English anthem is about their queen. Ours is about being of German blood and honouring a Spanish king? How weird can it get?


true to that and it's also never really clear why and no one bothered to change those fucking stupid lines.
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13.02.2010 - 00:52
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 12.02.2010 at 23:36

Ours is about being of German blood and honouring a Spanish king?


our anthem is simply about our country, about the landscape and its beauty...so this should be another point, why i am refusing the idea such a song should be called "crap" so much and you are not, since you really find your anthem dull, due to lyrics

anyway, conversation in this topic degenerated horribly - with me being the main reason...so in order to not making things even worse - now there is my word, that i am done posting about the question of national anthems...next time i am responding here only about new "crappy songs" suggestions
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13.02.2010 - 01:02
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Written by Ellrohir on 12.02.2010 at 20:00

i am not criticizing anything...i am just pointing out the facts...


what facts? how many of the 300,000,000+ Americans have you met, insulted our flag/anthem to their face, and then gauged the reaction of? do you have conclusive data to prove your assertion?

seems you are stereotyping 300,000,000+ people.

or some psychologists might claim you are transferring... that is dumping your own shortcomings on to another group.
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13.02.2010 - 06:06
His Eminence
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Oh wow, a bomb went off in here. o_o;

Anyway, I think one of the crappiest songs I've heard now is "Tick tock" by Ai$ha. I can't stand it. The bitch uses autotune nearly the entire time and still sounds completely horrible. Also, if I hear Fireflies any more I think I might go crazy.
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14.02.2010 - 18:32
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
This is but a wonderful song, nothing more we can discuss about this topic

btw. Edguy are NEVER serious
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15.02.2010 - 02:49
Got Mayhem?

I remember that Celtic Frost's Cherry Orchards hurt me.Bad.
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09.03.2010 - 02:56
Mushieknot

"Tick tock" by Ai$ha"
O.o It hurts

Anything by Brokencyde.....my gosh...Crunkcore.....is terrible.

chaccaron maccaron is also very bad, but funny at the same time.
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15.03.2010 - 00:37
whatsacow

Written by Mushieknot on 09.03.2010 at 02:56

"Tick tock" by Ai$ha"
O.o It hurts

Anything by Brokencyde.....my gosh...Crunkcore.....is terrible.


I couldn't agree more.
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