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Posted by Metalguaska on 17.05.2006 at 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick



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His Eminence
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  13.02.2010 at 06:06
Oh wow, a bomb went off in here. o_o;

Anyway, I think one of the crappiest songs I've heard now is "Tick tock" by Ai$ha. I can't stand it. The bitch uses autotune nearly the entire time and still sounds completely horrible. Also, if I hear Fireflies any more I think I might go crazy.
The Shape 1973

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  14.02.2010 at 14:24
Back to the thread then, Aren't You A Little Pervert Too, by Edguy. Are you serious?
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Ellrohir
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  14.02.2010 at 18:32
This is but a wonderful song, nothing more we can discuss about this topic

btw. Edguy are NEVER serious
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Got Mayhem?

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Age: 21
From: USA

  15.02.2010 at 02:49
I remember that Celtic Frost's Cherry Orchards hurt me.Bad.
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Mushieknot

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Age: 20
From: USA

  09.03.2010 at 02:56
"Tick tock" by Ai$ha"
O.o It hurts

Anything by Brokencyde.....my gosh...Crunkcore.....is terrible.

chaccaron maccaron is also very bad, but funny at the same time.
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whatsacow

Posts: 1987

Age: 22
From: Australia

  15.03.2010 at 00:37
Written by Mushieknot on 09.03.2010 at 02:56

"Tick tock" by Ai$ha"
O.o It hurts

Anything by Brokencyde.....my gosh...Crunkcore.....is terrible.


I couldn't agree more.
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SerratedSyringe

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Age: 22
From: USA

  24.03.2010 at 14:41
Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.
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Don Martin
le fu-

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Age: 18
From: Belgium

  28.03.2010 at 22:54
Written by SerratedSyringe on 24.03.2010 at 14:41

Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.

This is just awful. How can somebody like that sort of crap?
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Boxcar Willy
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Age: 17
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  19.04.2010 at 18:12
Written by Guest on 13.02.2010 at 06:06

Oh wow, a bomb went off in here. o_o;

Anyway, I think one of the crappiest songs I've heard now is "Tick tock" by Ai$ha. I can't stand it. The bitch uses autotune nearly the entire time and still sounds completely horrible. Also, if I hear Fireflies any more I think I might go crazy.

Yes fireflies is such a gay song owl city can crawl in a hole and die!
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Boxcar Willy
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Age: 17
From: Canada

  19.04.2010 at 18:14
Written by SerratedSyringe on 24.03.2010 at 14:41

Brokencyde. Their music is like cancer. You listen to it and you hate it, but you can't stop listening.

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! just thinking about makes me want to kill anybody who listens to it!!! AAAARRRFRHHGGHHH!!!!
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Kennoth

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Age: 22
From: Croatia

  20.04.2010 at 12:09
Written by Guest on 13.02.2010 at 06:06
"Tick tock" by Ai$ha.


That crap is just so wrong. Some people prefer to call it thick cock.
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Don Martin
le fu-

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Age: 18
From: Belgium

  20.04.2010 at 22:50
Anything by Black Eyed Peas will do...
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Kennoth

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Age: 22
From: Croatia

  21.04.2010 at 00:05
Not as bad as the Pussycat Dolls imho
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Kap'N Korrupt
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  23.04.2010 at 04:53
Club music is pretty much putting the final nail in the coffin of popular music...this Ai$ha is helping...
Miro

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Age: 27
From: Canada

  23.04.2010 at 19:16
Anything by Nickleback.They are just awful.
Kennoth

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Age: 22
From: Croatia

  23.04.2010 at 20:59
Seriously? I'm not into soft rock, but they have some catchy songs like that rock star
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Miro

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Age: 27
From: Canada

  30.04.2010 at 23:41
Yeah man.They are sorry excuse for a band.
DrStein

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From: USA

  04.08.2010 at 19:34
Anything by 3OH!3
vezzy
Stallmanite

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From: Bulgaria

  05.08.2010 at 16:44
Thrash Queen's music.
The horror... that or Master P. I don't know.
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Perseverence
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  06.08.2010 at 09:48
If you had a bad day... If i hear it one more time I'm going to deflesh some fuckers in acid!
Wishmaster
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  17.08.2010 at 21:28
Brokencyde's songs make me sick!
Xe-None, Ke$ha, 3oh!3 are crappy.
Dot Dot Curve is also crappy!
Any song by a crunkcore band makes me mad.
Never Shout Never is also annoying, plus he makes crappy music.
Necronus

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Age: 21
From: UK

  17.08.2010 at 23:45
Quote:
Thrash Queen's music.


Since when did Thrash Queen count as music?
Troy Killjoy
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From: Canada

  18.08.2010 at 01:45
Anything by Brokencyde, Eternal September and the likes...
Anything by Owl City and other "indie pop".
Anything by Green Day, Smashmouth, and Avril Lavigne.
Lots of stuff by Creed, Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Default and the likes...
Lots of stuff by Linkin Park, Blink-182, etc.
Lots of stuff by 50 Cent, Nelly, Kanye West, Snoop Dogg, Chingy and the likes...
Oh ya, and that bitch Regina Spektor. I've got a friend who unfortunately tries to make her own music, taking influence* from this garbage.

* influence = copy/paste piano keys and shitty vocals

As for metal: all Bodom and SFU covers, most modern In Flames, anything and everything involved with St. Anger... Gun N' Roses if you think they qualify as metal, Poison and lots of other glam, CF's Cold Lake, Korn, Slipknot, flower metal...

Okay so no ONE crappiest song but I can list you like 500 songs that make me want to chew off my own testicles, spit them into a blender and drink their mashed-up innards like a frothy slushy.
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Exhumed

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Age: 23
From: Australia

  27.08.2010 at 18:42
I hope this one hasn't already been posted.

View at your own risk!

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Thrash'tillDeath

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From: Egypt

  27.08.2010 at 21:23
LMFAO wtf
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Exhumed

Posts: 253

Age: 23
From: Australia

  29.08.2010 at 03:40
But wait...there's more!

ErnilEnNaur
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  10.09.2010 at 00:43
Snow - Red Hot Chilly Peppers. What a load of ****** **** ****** **** of ****** from the ***** of a **************** *****. The musical equivalent of the SW prequel films.
Kap'N Korrupt
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  12.09.2010 at 03:35
@exhumed: That guy had no flow at all...couldn't even go along to the beat...it was basically only a beat and his shitty ass voice with that other shit in his voice....just terrible....where the fuck did you find that anyway...
YonTroper

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Age: 19
From: UK

  12.09.2010 at 05:06
As far as metal goes, Suicide Silence's cover of "Them Bones". The guitarists can't follow the time signature change and don't even sound like they're tuned, the solo is awful, and the excellent vocals from the original are replaced with your typical deathcore crap. Layne Staley is turning in his grave as we speak.

But the absolute nadir is "Girls with Attitude", which is a bunch of preteen girls with no idea what rhythm or melody is, singing utterly insipid lyrics over what sounds like a completely randomized (and inaudible) computer-generated beat. If you don't want to be swabbing spinal fluid out of your ears, do not click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70cLwxuGJ74
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Exhumed

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Age: 23
From: Australia

  12.09.2010 at 14:50
Written by Guest on 12.09.2010 at 03:35

@exhumed: That guy had no flow at all...couldn't even go along to the beat...it was basically only a beat and his shitty ass voice with that other shit in his voice....just terrible....where the fuck did you find that anyway...

Exactly what I thought. Musically, to say that he is not capable at all and completely deaf to what sounds decent is a major understatement. At first I thought it was all a big joke but it turns out that he takes himself pretty seriously.

A friend posted it on facebook and since the guy in the videos is also from Melbourne, I thought I'd check out some local "talent".

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