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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
08.05.2011 - 07:51
Oracle
Orcinus
I was told to listen to that song 'Friday' so i would have to say that is the crappiest song I've ever heard in my entire life.
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08.05.2011 - 11:19
XV535Virago

Anita Ward - "Ring my bell"
Sarah Connors - "Skin on skin"
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08.05.2011 - 21:21
Cuca Beludo
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For all the metallers brazilian guys and girls... you all must think that "funk carioca" is the more worst thing ever made.If your guys from other places think that justin bieber, lady gaga and 50 cent are crappy, your guys know nothing!

Oh! In metal, i don't like Cannibal Corpse, but i know it's change from people from people...

(But i must say: Make then suffer is kind of cool )
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11.04.2012 - 06:39
Nosurper
Stinky Lips
Chaccaron, thats all I can provide.
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11.04.2012 - 06:46
Unhealer
Eclecticist
Probably most of Lacrimosa's catalog.
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11.04.2012 - 17:28
Nosurper
Stinky Lips
And "Sweet Caroline"
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19.04.2012 - 17:37
arwestromen

Friday
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28.04.2012 - 18:13
Thrashette

This song is considered the new "Friday"

Needs more autotune. Excuse me while I go cleanse my brain now.
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28.04.2012 - 22:18
vezzy
Stallmanite
The internet always arrives late on Metal Storm.

That's old now.

Or at least it fucking should be.
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29.04.2012 - 04:55
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
Written by vezzy on 28.04.2012 at 22:18
The internet always arrives late on Metal Storm.

It's true, although it's not like the average user joins the site to replace their need for Reddit.

I'm pretty sure anything the entire Lulu album should be here by the way. Worse than any generic auto-tune pop one-hit wonders made famous on Youtube.
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29.04.2012 - 12:34
R'Vannith
ghedengi
Written by Thrashette on 28.04.2012 at 18:13

This song is considered the new "Friday"


Guess I'm old when it comes to the internet but that's got to be a joke surely? Well I suppose they are joke even if they had intended otherwise.
Regardless the song confuses me, I've got no idea what day of the week it is.
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29.04.2012 - 18:25
Unhealer
Eclecticist
It's not the crappiest song but... you know. Don't watch if you don't like the idea of a video full of phallic shapes.
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30.04.2012 - 02:58
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
I don't mind Die Antwoord... they're unique and quirky, and they definitely know how to have a fun time.

PS the phallic references in the song relate to one of the members' history, where it's appropriate for boys to be ... castrated or something. I forget the exact details but I read up on the allusions and it's a lot more in-depth than people think when watching the video.
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30.04.2012 - 07:09
Void Eater
Account deleted
Written by Thrashette on 28.04.2012 at 18:13

This song is considered the new "Friday"

Needs more autotune. Excuse me while I go cleanse my brain now.

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03.05.2012 - 18:31
Thrashette

How does someone even take stuff like this seriously? Please tell me it's not serious
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04.05.2012 - 16:13
?apleee
Mouthcrab


The sad thing is, he's being serious.
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05.05.2012 - 06:54
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by ?apleee on 04.05.2012 at 16:13



The sad thing is, he's being serious.

This is soo funny!

I love his lyrics. He's being a troll too.

Make this shit go viral!
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07.09.2012 - 13:37
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Prague...the city of clubs, parties...and this

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07.10.2012 - 01:58
Sync
Account deleted
How hasn't this been posted yet?
(P.S. Sorry if this has been posted ^^)

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07.12.2012 - 00:19
CobiWan1993
Secundum Filium
Here's a special little crapsterpiece right here from one of the worst albums that could ever be conceived by human thought.

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07.12.2012 - 12:29
Slayer666

That's actually one of the more tolerable songs on the album.
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07.12.2012 - 14:55
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by ?apleee on 04.05.2012 at 16:13


The sad thing is, he's being serious.




Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.05.2012 at 06:54

This is soo funny!

I love his lyrics. He's being a troll too.

Make this shit go viral!



The best part is that video was at 12,000 hits when scape and I watched it...
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07.12.2012 - 14:55
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Also, Blood by In This Moment is literally, shit on a microphone.
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I do your mum

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09.12.2012 - 17:32
CyberSymphony
Ollie
For me, it has to be Glee, I have a friend who is the same age as me and adores them. It just makes me sick thinking about it.
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05.01.2013 - 01:07
pottsj

Something by blink 182. pop punk is generally bad enough, but i was at an open mic night and there was a really annoying tribute act that kept doing whiny fake voices when they introduced each song. now i have to leave the room if i hear it
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09.01.2013 - 10:54
Metalandy92

Slipknot-surfacing
Most annoying and terrible intro I have ever heard.

Pretty much everything from a7x and slipknot and any other shitty Nu metal band¨

Rap and dupstep.

Deathcore and metalcore are also pretty annoying.
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10.01.2013 - 02:36
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Metalandy92 on 09.01.2013 at 10:54

Deathcore and metalcore are also pretty annoying.

Seems you need to hear Despised Icon and Between the Buried And Me.
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10.01.2013 - 12:10
Metalandy92

Written by Boxcar Willy on 10.01.2013 at 02:36

Written by Metalandy92 on 09.01.2013 at 10:54

Deathcore and metalcore are also pretty annoying.

Seems you need to hear Despised Icon and Between the Buried And Me.


I have heard it and they suck.
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11.01.2013 - 00:25
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Metalandy92 on 10.01.2013 at 12:10

I have heard it and they suck.

Really? What don't you like about it?



MVP has some of the craziest drumming around.


If you're not a fan of those, I always recommend Shadows Fall, as they have a lot of Thrash elements in their music.

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11.01.2013 - 01:05
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 11.01.2013 at 00:25


Really? What don't you like about it?


Don't waste your time with this guy. He only cares about the metal image.

Also, Shadows Fall are way more thrash than metalcore
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