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Posted by Metalguaska on 17.05.2006 at 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick



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Reza
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  12.09.2010 at 19:37
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake . I hate him.
Entropic Silence

Posts: 251

Age: 24
From: New Zealand

  16.10.2010 at 04:35
Unsure of the artist, but this is a hip hop song that was on the charts some time ago, called "This is why I'm Hot." From memory, the chorus went something like this:

"This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot,
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot.
I'm hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not,
This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot."

I mean if you're going to write lyrics, you're welcome to at least try to be inventive...
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Ghostdancer

Posts: 196

Age: 42
From: USA

  06.05.2011 at 01:57
Guaranteed to annoy me and (at times) piss me off: Pearl Jam, Green Day and anything having to do with Poison or that fake ass piece of shit Bret Michaels...God I hate that guy beyond my ability to convey in words. I also hate all boy bands, bubble gum pop and pop country. There was some pop country tune that was circulating a few years ago...I can't remember the title or any lyrics, but it just pissed me off. It was on a television commercial and was played as background music in grocery stores.
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Void Eater
Crunkcore Fan

Posts: 2234

Age: 20
From: USA

  06.05.2011 at 04:52
Friday, lololololol.

Anyways, Thrash Queen deserves a mention here; they have one song on youtbue, which is among the worst songs ever written. There was another song I heard a few days ago that made me think of starting a thread like this... Can't remember what it was though. Also, gotta mention WtC's infamous Chased Through the Woods...

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.
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Ghostdancer

Posts: 196

Age: 42
From: USA

  06.05.2011 at 06:02
Written by Void Eater on 06.05.2011 at 04:52

Friday, lololololol.

Anyways, Thrash Queen deserves a mention here; they have one song on youtbue, which is among the worst songs ever written. There was another song I heard a few days ago that made me think of starting a thread like this... Can't remember what it was though. Also, gotta mention WtC's infamous Chased Through the Woods...

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.


Yeah...that does make me want to smash a hammer into my own face... over and over and over again.
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Exhumed

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Age: 23
From: Australia

  07.05.2011 at 14:27
Written by Void Eater on 06.05.2011 at 04:52

EDIT: Wait I remember. It was this piece of shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trhh6EOLSkc

May cause extensive vomiting and potentialy cause one to smash a hammer into his/her face.

It's like somebody converted a turd into audio form and uploaded it to youtube. Oh and the comments are somewhat amusing.
Oracle
Orcinus

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Age: 26
From: Australia

  08.05.2011 at 07:51
I was told to listen to that song 'Friday' so i would have to say that is the crappiest song I've ever heard in my entire life.
XV535Virago

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Age: 34
From: Romania

  08.05.2011 at 11:19
Anita Ward - "Ring my bell"
Sarah Connors - "Skin on skin"
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Cuca Beludo
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  08.05.2011 at 21:21
For all the metallers brazilian guys and girls... you all must think that "funk carioca" is the more worst thing ever made.If your guys from other places think that justin bieber, lady gaga and 50 cent are crappy, your guys know nothing!

Oh! In metal, i don't like Cannibal Corpse, but i know it's change from people from people...

(But i must say: Make then suffer is kind of cool )
Nosurper
Stinky Lips

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Age: 25
From: USA

  11.04.2012 at 06:39
Chaccaron, thats all I can provide.
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Unhealer
Eclecticist

Posts: 1964

Age: 23
From: Argentina

  11.04.2012 at 06:46
Probably most of Lacrimosa's catalog.
Nosurper
Stinky Lips

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Age: 25
From: USA

  11.04.2012 at 17:28
And "Sweet Caroline"
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arwestromen

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Age: 25
From: Sweden

  19.04.2012 at 17:37
Friday
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Thrashette

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Age: 22
From: Canada

  28.04.2012 at 18:13
This song is considered the new "Friday"

Needs more autotune. Excuse me while I go cleanse my brain now.
vezzy
Stallmanite

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From: Bulgaria

  28.04.2012 at 22:18
The internet always arrives late on Metal Storm.

That's old now.

Or at least it fucking should be.
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Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

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From: Canada

  29.04.2012 at 04:55
Written by vezzy on 28.04.2012 at 22:18
The internet always arrives late on Metal Storm.

It's true, although it's not like the average user joins the site to replace their need for Reddit.

I'm pretty sure anything the entire Lulu album should be here by the way. Worse than any generic auto-tune pop one-hit wonders made famous on Youtube.
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R'Vannith
Spiralmind

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Age: 22
From: Australia

  29.04.2012 at 12:34
Written by Thrashette on 28.04.2012 at 18:13

This song is considered the new "Friday"


Guess I'm old when it comes to the internet but that's got to be a joke surely? Well I suppose they are joke even if they had intended otherwise.
Regardless the song confuses me, I've got no idea what day of the week it is.
Unhealer
Eclecticist

Posts: 1964

Age: 23
From: Argentina

  29.04.2012 at 18:25
It's not the crappiest song but... you know. Don't watch if you don't like the idea of a video full of phallic shapes.
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist

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From: Canada

  30.04.2012 at 02:58
I don't mind Die Antwoord... they're unique and quirky, and they definitely know how to have a fun time.

PS the phallic references in the song relate to one of the members' history, where it's appropriate for boys to be ... castrated or something. I forget the exact details but I read up on the allusions and it's a lot more in-depth than people think when watching the video.
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Void Eater
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Posts: 2234

Age: 20
From: USA

  30.04.2012 at 07:09
Written by Thrashette on 28.04.2012 at 18:13

This song is considered the new "Friday"

Needs more autotune. Excuse me while I go cleanse my brain now.

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Thrashette

Posts: 621

Age: 22
From: Canada

  03.05.2012 at 18:31
How does someone even take stuff like this seriously? Please tell me it's not serious
scapeplan
Mouthcrab

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Age: 15
From: USA

  04.05.2012 at 16:13


The sad thing is, he's being serious.
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Boxcar Willy
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Posts: 7233

Age: 17
From: Canada

  05.05.2012 at 06:54
Written by scapeplan on 04.05.2012 at 16:13



The sad thing is, he's being serious.

This is soo funny!

I love his lyrics. He's being a troll too.

Make this shit go viral!
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Ellrohir
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Age: 26
From: Czech Republic

  07.09.2012 at 13:37
Prague...the city of clubs, parties...and this

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No more than a breath on the wind


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SatanicWarmaster

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Age: 19
From: UK

  07.10.2012 at 01:58
How hasn't this been posted yet?
(P.S. Sorry if this has been posted ^^)

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Dentura
Shadow King

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Age: 20
From: USA

  07.12.2012 at 00:19
Here's a special little crapsterpiece right here from one of the worst albums that could ever be conceived by human thought.

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Slayer666

Posts: 2363

Age: 20
From: Serbia

  07.12.2012 at 12:29
That's actually one of the more tolerable songs on the album.
Boxcar Willy
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Posts: 7233

Age: 17
From: Canada

  07.12.2012 at 14:55
Written by scapeplan on 04.05.2012 at 16:13


The sad thing is, he's being serious.




Written by Boxcar Willy on 05.05.2012 at 06:54

This is soo funny!

I love his lyrics. He's being a troll too.

Make this shit go viral!



The best part is that video was at 12,000 hits when scape and I watched it...
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Boxcar Willy
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Posts: 7233

Age: 17
From: Canada

  07.12.2012 at 14:55
Also, Blood by In This Moment is literally, shit on a microphone.
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Dark†SymphonY
Ollie

Posts: 555

Age: 23
From: UK

  09.12.2012 at 17:32
For me, it has to be Glee, I have a friend who is the same age as me and adores them. It just makes me sick thinking about it.

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