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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
11.01.2013 - 10:18
Metalandy92
Written by Guest on 11.01.2013 at 01:05

Written by Boxcar Willy on 11.01.2013 at 00:25


Really? What don't you like about it?


Don't waste your time with this guy. He only cares about the metal image.

Also, Shadows Fall are way more thrash than metalcore


Shadows fall is metalcore

Thrash:
Megadeth
Overkill
Slayer
Exodus
Kreator
Anthrax
Destruction
Sodom
Suicidal Angels
Evile
Tankard
Death Angel
Dark Angel
Annihilator
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11.01.2013 - 10:20
Metalandy92
Written by Boxcar Willy on 11.01.2013 at 00:25

Written by Metalandy92 on 10.01.2013 at 12:10

I have heard it and they suck.

Really? What don't you like about it?



MVP has some of the craziest drumming around.


If you're not a fan of those, I always recommend Shadows Fall, as they have a lot of Thrash elements in their music.




Deathcore and metalcore is just generic emo music that all sound the same.

They try to be metal but fail.
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11.01.2013 - 10:23
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 10:20


They try to be metal but fail.

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing about you

And, like Lamb of God, Shadows Fall are a modern variant of thrash that is often confused as metalcore by many. If you can't see that then that's just a shortcoming on your part.

Candlemass and Evoken are both doom yet sound nothing
alike, Burzum and Deathspell Omega are both black yet sound
nothing alike, Entombed and Necrophagist are both death but
sound nothing alike. My point is that your list highlights
generic sounding thrash that all sounds similar without
taking modern variations into account.

Hey, you know another band with a lot of thrash in their
sound? Slipknot.
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11.01.2013 - 12:24
Metalandy92
Written by Guest on 11.01.2013 at 10:23

Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 10:20


They try to be metal but fail.

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing about you

And, like Lamb of God, Shadows Fall are a modern variant of thrash that is often confused as metalcore by many. If you can't see that then that's just a shortcoming on your part.

Candlemass and Evoken are both doom yet sound nothing
alike, Burzum and Deathspell Omega are both black yet sound
nothing alike, Entombed and Necrophagist are both death but
sound nothing alike. My point is that your list highlights
generic sounding thrash that all sounds similar without
taking modern variations into account.

Hey, you know another band with a lot of thrash in their
sound? Slipknot.


How do I fail?

It pisses me me of when people call the pop boys in shitknot thrash or even metal.
They use rap in their music.

And they have a DJ,thats proof they are not real metal.
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11.01.2013 - 14:45
Dinruth
Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 12:24

Written by Guest on 11.01.2013 at 10:23

Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 10:20


They try to be metal but fail.

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing about you

And, like Lamb of God, Shadows Fall are a modern variant of thrash that is often confused as metalcore by many. If you can't see that then that's just a shortcoming on your part.

Candlemass and Evoken are both doom yet sound nothing
alike, Burzum and Deathspell Omega are both black yet sound
nothing alike, Entombed and Necrophagist are both death but
sound nothing alike. My point is that your list highlights
generic sounding thrash that all sounds similar without
taking modern variations into account.

Hey, you know another band with a lot of thrash in their
sound? Slipknot.


How do I fail?

It pisses me me of when people call the pop boys in shitknot thrash or even metal.
They use rap in their music.

And they have a DJ,thats proof they are not real metal.


And you are the expert to tell us what metal is and what is not?
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11.01.2013 - 14:51
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 12:24

real metal.

You lost when you said this.
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11.01.2013 - 15:45
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 12:24


How do I fail?


As you just demonstrated, you're the very definition of what is known as a "poseur" with an internet heard mentality. Perhaps as you grow up you'll stop the knee-jerk responses the internet taught you.
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11.01.2013 - 15:45
Yavanna
My mom's Gospel Music CDs
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Bury me in the sand
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11.01.2013 - 16:04
Uldreth
Written by Metalandy92 on 10.01.2013 at 12:10



I have heard it and they suck.

Funny, especially considering that BtBaM haven't been metalcore since Colors.

Also Shadows Fall is thrash because they use thrash riffs and structures, the only metalcore about them is the vocals and having a slightly higher focus on breakdowns than most authentic thrash bands. But if you think thrash does not have breakdowns then I'd look around the works of Slayer, Machine Head and Pantera a lot.

Plus, there is like literally zero pop appeal in the works of Despised Icon, BtBaM, Shadows Fall and the likes, unlike the 200 euroflowerpinkponyknightfightsdragonswithemeraldswordofthemagicsparklingdragonfire metal bands which sound like pop music with chuggalug rhythm riffage.

Ps: Fyi, emo is a subgenre of hardcore punk and sounds nowhere near metalcore, save for a couple of metalcore/post-hardcore hybrid bands.

Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCZXcUvhe4
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11.01.2013 - 16:24
IronAngel
Emo is "truer" than metal on average, in my experience. Granted, that has to do with metal's greater popularity and thus the proliferation of generic bands for mass marketing, which drag down the quality.

I'd never heard Shadows Fall before, always thought they were metalcore. The first few seconds of the song stripped me of that assumption. I suggest Metalpansy92 spend a few more years listening to metal and other music, and learning to control hormonal urges. We can hardly blame an undeveloped child/youth for adopting the habitus portrayed by ridiculous metal stereotypes all around us.
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11.01.2013 - 16:40
Uldreth
Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 10:20



Deathcore and metalcore is just generic emo music that all sound the same.

They try to be metal but fail.

Oh and I forgot this:

I hope you realize metalcore is more of an umbrella term than an actual genre - meaning that it is way more diverse in general than the vast majority of the traditional metal genres, save for perhaps black metal, because it contains multiple sub- and sub-sub genres and sounds and directions.
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11.01.2013 - 18:26
Alex F
Slick Dick Rick
Written by Boxcar Willy on 11.01.2013 at 14:51

Written by Metalandy92 on 11.01.2013 at 12:24

real metal.

You lost when you said this.

SLipknot aren't real... just like North Dakota
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11.01.2013 - 19:22
Slayer666
Written by Uldreth on 11.01.2013 at 16:04

Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCZXcUvhe4


Holy crap, this is actually pretty decent.

I've never bothered to look into this genre further because I've always associated it with Fallout Boy and that sort of crap, but I see now that's not the case.
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11.01.2013 - 19:26
Uldreth
Written by Slayer666 on 11.01.2013 at 19:22

Written by Uldreth on 11.01.2013 at 16:04

Case in point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCZXcUvhe4


Holy crap, this is actually pretty decent.

I've never bothered to look into this genre further because I've always associated it with Fallout Boy and that sort of crap, but I see now that's not the case.

Glad you like it, if you check my "Screamo/Emo/Post-Hardcore" topic in the rock forum you will find many similiar stuff there. Emo originally started out pretty harsh, and it branched even harsher (into screamo and emoviolence), but like with most stuff it got exposed to the mainstream. I would not call most of those stuff emo though since there is zero hardcore element to it, and well, emo comes from "emotive hardcore" so yeah.
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11.01.2013 - 19:42
Slayer666
Written by Uldreth on 11.01.2013 at 19:26

I would not call most of those stuff emo though since there is zero hardcore element to it, and well, emo comes from "emotive hardcore" so yeah.


Yea, kinda like Green Day being referred to as punk.
Always makes me smile.
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14.01.2013 - 17:28
Yavanna
Written by Guest on 11.01.2013 at 17:10

Written by Yavanna on 11.01.2013 at 15:45

My mom's Gospel Music CDs

+1, i feel you. Mine has a big collection, though i wouldn't call them crap, just irritating.

Some are actually crap, really crap, bad recording, even worse singing, specially the one with children singing
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Bury me in the sand
Walk me across the water
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14.01.2013 - 18:13
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Except the title track of "Dance of Death" from Iron Maiden, rest of the songs are full-blown crap.

Got The Time - Anthrax.

May be i'll get some eyebrows raised on this but I think it's a crappy song somehow.
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14.01.2013 - 19:04
Yavanna
Written by Guest on 14.01.2013 at 17:55

Written by Yavanna on 14.01.2013 at 17:28

Some are actually crap, really crap, bad recording, even worse singing, specially the one with children singing

hehe, i have quite a weak spot for children, so i do appreciate them even if they suck..

I hate children... even more when they sing
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15.01.2013 - 00:04
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
Written by Guest on 14.01.2013 at 17:55

hehe, i have quite a weak spot for children, so i do appreciate them even if they suck..

Maybe it's just me... but that's one dirty sounding sentence.
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27.02.2013 - 16:45
Wargus
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Emilia - It is a good sign

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAX37gzz1bc

Makes me wanna puke .
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05.03.2013 - 22:36
R Lewis
I liked very much their early albums, but "Wot We Do" from Queensrÿche is probably the worst song I've ever heard. It would not be good even in Bieber's discography. Sure is that it's worse than "Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooh".
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06.03.2013 - 17:29
blackwreath13
Most current radio-pop is an easy target but I will single out Katy Perry - Black and White and Nicki Minaj - Superbass as being particularly obnoxious, though most anything i've heard from those two grates my ears raw.

Also Metallica - Hero of the Day.
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06.03.2013 - 22:51
Rhiannon
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Written by blackwreath13 on 06.03.2013 at 17:29

Most current radio-pop is an easy target but I will single out Katy Perry - Black and White and Nicki Minaj - Superbass as being particularly obnoxious, though most anything i've heard from those two grates my ears raw.

Also Metallica - Hero of the Day.



I agree fully about Nicki Minaj - she is the most ridiculous person in mainstream music today. This 'song' and 'video' is seriously one the worst things I've ever experienced:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6j4f8cHBIM

so bad that it's good. almost. and the title sums it up well
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08.03.2013 - 16:34
Kanto
Have you guys talked about Rebecca Black yet?


Wikipedia says that she has other songs besides that one we all know. Now I'm scared
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08.03.2013 - 16:53
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Looks like news are getting slower to Chile...
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Finally I got my dead man sleep


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09.03.2013 - 21:03
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
RB - Rebecca Black

Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with "Friday".
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25.03.2013 - 05:20
nasmith
*Insert pop, rap, emo, or melodic metalcore song here.*
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25.03.2013 - 23:29
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by nasmith on 25.03.2013 at 05:20

*emo, melodic metalcore song here.*




But this tho.
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27.03.2013 - 14:51
Jtbmetal123
My new hatred goes to dub step.
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04.04.2013 - 19:03
Jaeryd
Nihil's Maw
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