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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
24.05.2006 - 05:14
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I hate bands like Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, etc. because of the absolutely terrible vocals and the fact that they rely on how they look more than making a decent song.

I especially hate Trivium. I don't just hate them because they sound like shit, but because they think they are metal and because they have an ego building up. I also find it annoying how bands like the ones I've mentioned have a rather large following of "metal heads" who are just posers.
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24.05.2006 - 12:51
Ridden Disease
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"my hump - my hump"
Lol I crack up every time I hear it!
Its so funny!
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24.05.2006 - 16:59
__Az__

I know what you mean by the looks thing...

Bands/artists that have to rely on their looks and their attitude usually fail to make decent music...
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24.05.2006 - 17:24
Horlequism
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Oh yea, there was this one song awhile back I heard...it was on MTV 'I'm a bad baby sitter...makin' six bucks an hour...got my boyfriend in the shower....'...now THAT was a crappy song...it was this female version of Eminem...
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25.05.2006 - 05:32
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I hate the song America the Brutal by Six Feet Under. The lyrics are really stupid and I really hate the part where he sings.
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25.05.2006 - 14:04
SteTech

Written by Guest on 24.05.2006 at 17:24

Oh yea, there was this one song awhile back I heard...it was on MTV 'I'm a bad baby sitter...makin' six bucks an hour...got my boyfriend in the shower....'...now THAT was a crappy song...it was this female version of Eminem...


Ugh did you have to remind us of that song? It was terrible!
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25.05.2006 - 15:21
Horlequism
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@CyGuy6587: Hahahaha...I don't know a lot of people that actually endured this song...and the video...

There's this one song I remember..it was so long ago but it was pretty terrible...maybe I need to hear it in order to get it out of my head...I'll provide you all with the only lyrics I know....'baby, call me (call me) girl I'm on your line, baby call me (call me) on the telephone line, baby, call me, call me girl and we'll have ourselves a time (call me)...'...the song even came equipped with an unknown rapper dude...ya know, he'd rap stuff like 'damn baby you're lookin' fine, sweet hot number pick up the line...'
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26.05.2006 - 17:29
Mariela.
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las ketchup "the ketchup song" must be one of the worst i ever heard! i just can't take that song..
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27.05.2006 - 19:23
Dark Cornatus
Powerslave
Some gay song about this guy singing about his girlfriends all over the world and how he has them everywhere.... i really dont know the name, it makes me fucking angry though.
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30.05.2006 - 02:44
heresiarch
Forever Dead
Anything from Madonna or Jennifer Lopez BEEATCH
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01.06.2006 - 06:36
LethargyMan

Written by Dangerboner on 24.05.2006 at 05:14

I hate bands like Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Bleeding Through, etc. because of the absolutely terrible vocals and the fact that they rely on how they look more than making a decent song.


Wow. You pretty much summed up what I would have said...

... though Bleeding Through does have a rather good drummer. It's almost sad to see him playing in such a horribly generic band.

I hate the HighSchool/College punk/rock/emo bullshit. Bands like Green Day started a wave of shit that is simply impassable. The culmination of this shit (and thus my sincerest antipathy)? Good Charlotte - the absolute worst ever. All these MTV bands are mockeries of their '70s/'80s counterparts.
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01.06.2006 - 08:29
Frost/bitten
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Written by Dark Cornatus on 27.05.2006 at 19:23

Some gay song about this guy singing about his girlfriends all over the world and how he has them everywhere.... i really dont know the name, it makes me fucking angry though.

lol, sound something like every song ever writen by snoop dogg, Dr Dre, Eminem, or Ice Cube.

To be honest though its hard to say one particular song sux more than any other because the pop charts sound pretty much the same all over.

In metal though i still consider this a better song than the vast majority of pop songs, Its a crappy song by one of my favorite bands, Nightwish's "Once Upon a Trobador" ok in some way i like this song, sad but true, but i would be so embarrased to put it on for some1 who dosnt listen to metal.
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01.06.2006 - 12:05
Ziom

Written by Guest on 01.06.2006 at 08:29

Written by Dark Cornatus on 27.05.2006 at 19:23

Some gay song about this guy singing about his girlfriends all over the world and how he has them everywhere.... i really dont know the name, it makes me fucking angry though.

lol, sound something like every song ever writen by snoop dogg, Dr Dre, Eminem, or Ice Cube.

To be honest though its hard to say one particular song sux more than any other because the pop charts sound pretty much the same all over.

In metal though i still consider this a better song than the vast majority of pop songs, Its a crappy song by one of my favorite bands, Nightwish's "Once Upon a Trobador" ok in some way i like this song, sad but true, but i would be so embarrased to put it on for some1 who dosnt listen to metal.


You guys are probably talking about Lou Bega
Mumbo number 5...
Yes, he was bed, let him rest in pieces :p
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01.06.2006 - 13:07
..ExoTeaR..

hear the shit,

it was the radio that brought me to tears

forged in shit somewhere

retarted were the lyrics to ANYTHING FUCKEN SUDARBABES,

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD FUCKEN DAMN, MY SHIT COULD WRITE BETTER LYRICS IN THE BOWL people arnt the fucken same you fucken retarts aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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02.06.2006 - 07:56
Frost/bitten
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Written by Ziom on 01.06.2006 at 12:05

Written by Guest on 01.06.2006 at 08:29

Written by Dark Cornatus on 27.05.2006 at 19:23

Some gay song about this guy singing about his girlfriends all over the world and how he has them everywhere.... i really dont know the name, it makes me fucking angry though.

lol, sound something like every song ever writen by snoop dogg, Dr Dre, Eminem, or Ice Cube.

To be honest though its hard to say one particular song sux more than any other because the pop charts sound pretty much the same all over.

In metal though i still consider this a better song than the vast majority of pop songs, Its a crappy song by one of my favorite bands, Nightwish's "Once Upon a Trobador" ok in some way i like this song, sad but true, but i would be so embarrased to put it on for some1 who dosnt listen to metal.


You guys are probably talking about Lou Bega
Mumbo number 5...
Yes, he was bed, let him rest in pieces :p

Yes that dose sound a little familiar, i really hated that song. Indeed let him rest in pieces
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03.06.2006 - 03:13
Immortal Plague
Bloodshedder
Any song that has geno beats or gay techno singing, that takes no talent to make that music, its all dont in the studio, not only does it take no talent, it is very annoying and repetative, and boaring, and tends to give me headaches when i listen to it.
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03.06.2006 - 18:10
Warman
Erotic Stains
Well there are so many non metal songs I hate. The crappiest metal song I've ever heard is without doubt Megadeth's "Dawn Patrol", a 2 minutes short song with the same riff all the time and a talking Mustaine
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05.06.2006 - 11:04
Dead Ohlin
Mo.Panahi
I hate bands like Cradle Of Filth and Marilyn Manson theyr F***in joke bands.
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05.06.2006 - 21:50
BloodTears
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The pussycat dolls are pretty pathetic lol
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06.06.2006 - 21:26
*~Älatu~*
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I hate the song "Aserejé" or whatever it was... LOL* Some people told me that it was "Satanic" haha! PLEASE!
Yeah "Gasolina" is a very crappy song! But unfurtunatley my little sister is into that stuff ¬¬'
And... Here exist a genere that "nacos" call "Banda" and "Grupera" GOD! I HATE THEM! all their songs are SHIT!
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07.06.2006 - 01:46
+{Jonas}+
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@*~Älatu~*: Shit, you have to remind me that Aserejé crap? Noooooooo!!!!!!!

Also Everything by Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, NSync, Christina Agulera, Shakira.

Any gay neo-po-punk shit like Simple Plan or Good Charlote songs.

Anything Eminem, 50 Cent, Dr. Dre.
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07.06.2006 - 03:01
Deus Ex Machina

I agree with what all the people on this page said except with what Dead Ohlin said with that i totally disagree.

Anyways there's loads of joke musicians around,it's actually funny how crappy this stuff is.The Black Eyed Peas are still The Masters Of Stupid, in my opinion but almost all the other things you mentioned aren't far behind.

But the song that came to mind since i have to single out something is: *drumroll please*.... "Daft Punk is playing at my house" by LCD Soundsystem. Now if that's not stupid and pointless then i don't know what is.
Anyone heard it? If you have-i'm sorry.If you haven't-don't.


EDIT- Oh yeah and btw concerning the Good Charlotte thing.When they first came out with that "Lifestyle of the rich and famous" thing or whatever the hell it was called,i thought it was a fun song and thought they wouldn't last long.Never gave it another thought.But now i see these bastards are hanging on.They're really annoying with that image that's supposed to represent punk..i guess!!?? and they wear eye liner for some reason-that's another wtf?. What i don't understand is why go for such a look? They sing average pop songs.I actually laughed out loud when i saw the video for a song of theirs called "We believe". It was funny.Harmony,melodic male voices,they sound like the fucking Backstreet boys.You gotta laugh at it,can't believe people take this shit seriously.
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10.06.2006 - 04:53
Ibanez07
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Written by BloodTears on 05.06.2006 at 21:50

The pussycat dolls are pretty pathetic lol


Yes, but they're hott. But I do agree lol.

As for MY disgusts...

Anything by Norma Jean, Holiday [or anything for that matter] by Green Day, and Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden. I could flood this forum with even more, but I don't have the time, and you don't either...
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10.06.2006 - 18:08
Valentin B
Iconoclast
I just found the crappiest song i've ever heard: David Bisbal's "buleria,buleria" it's hilariously stupid
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10.06.2006 - 19:19
Horlequism
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'Cris Cross'll make ya...jump, jump...Cris Cross'll make ya...jump, jump...'

'I missed the bus...I missed the bus...I missed the bus...'

'Common let's sweat....baby...let the fever take control...let the rhyhtm move you...'
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10.06.2006 - 21:06
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Written by Guest on 10.06.2006 at 19:19

'Cris Cross'll make ya...jump, jump...Cris Cross'll make ya...jump, jump...'

'I missed the bus...I missed the bus...I missed the bus...'

'Common let's sweat....baby...let the fever take control...let the rhyhtm move you...'


lol u can't be crappier than that. gosh.
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11.06.2006 - 01:20
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I guess I'm lucky cuz I haven't heard any of these songs...
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11.06.2006 - 01:34
Horlequism
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You know who was really crappy....Another Bad Creation...you remember them? New Jack Swing Urban R&B...jesus christ man, the name of their albums just slay me...'Coolin' at the Playground Ya Know' and 'It Ain't What U Wear It's How U Play It'...song titles like Parents, Playground, Little Soldiers, Spydermann...like, common...really makes me wanna burn Motown records to the ground for a lot of the stuff they were plugging after Barry Gordy stopped caring...

Oh...you know what really blazes me...'don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me...don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me...'
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11.06.2006 - 02:50
ken
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I think that Pink Floyd-Time is a pretty s****y song...it's on the greatest guitar solos album but the solo is good , all the rest rest of the song is like crap.
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14.06.2006 - 06:49
Horlequism
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Way to kill this thread by posting that Pink Floyd is shit...
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