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Crappiest Songs That You've Ever Heard?



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Posted by Metalguaska, 17.05.2006 - 02:51
Well, here is the new crappy music thread, so here you can spite all the bad music you want... by the way, i hate all that reggaeton crap, but that gasolina song...it's just nauseous... makes me sick
21.11.2006 - 19:05
Kap'N Korrupt
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Written by Guest on 20.11.2006 at 07:27

emo, emo and emo I hate it with a passion, bunch of retarded pussies who dress like goths and go around cutting themselves, thus giving real metal heads a bad name, making us look like a bunch of depressed and angry teens. Fuck emo, and fuck all the fagots who listen to it

Good call! I thought I'd get to this one before anyone else did because I am a firm beleiver of this attitude...we had a thread once in Metalstorm decidated to anti-emo but it was shut down because of all the slander...but dude, I'm so totally with you! Emo makes me that angry too!
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26.11.2006 - 13:18
Keoren
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Written by Guest on 17.10.2006 at 01:11

The crappiest metal song I ever heard was Children of Bodom covering Britney Spears, but to be honest when we talk about Children of Bodom...No wait, I rather shut up lol.


Heh, I thought the song was hilarious in it's own, weird, twisted way.
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27.11.2006 - 13:27
iaberis
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The crapiest songs I heard, were all the songs from "THE BERZERKER"!!! Those people are really for the poutso...
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27.11.2006 - 19:03
Sunioj
Lamb of God - 11th hour, I think the leads on this song are hilarious, it sounds like a clown moshpit!
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02.12.2006 - 11:13
_HIV_
almost everything of immortal!
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03.12.2006 - 14:46
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
And the first place goes to... Warriors of the World United by the amazing uber-gay-okay MANOWAR!!!

Followed by Slaying The Dreamer by Nightwish. That songs really manages to rock my digestion system! :puke:
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05.12.2006 - 05:17
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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Written by Guest on 21.11.2006 at 19:05

Written by Guest on 20.11.2006 at 07:27

emo, emo and emo I hate it with a passion, bunch of retarded pussies who dress like goths and go around cutting themselves, thus giving real metal heads a bad name, making us look like a bunch of depressed and angry teens. Fuck emo, and fuck all the fagots who listen to it

Good call! I thought I'd get to this one before anyone else did because I am a firm beleiver of this attitude...we had a thread once in Metalstorm decidated to anti-emo but it was shut down because of all the slander...but dude, I'm so totally with you! Emo makes me that angry too!


I agree with you as well, but for me its not actually emo that pisses me off, its when emo gets mixed up with metal heads, I remember some local news station conducting interviews with so called 'metal fans' but all they were interviewing were short haired kids with dyed black hair, black make-up and black nail polish wearing marylin manson and cradle of filth tshirts.christ.


Anyways, I'll stay on topic, the shittiest song ever made IMO is 'a bloodsword and a colder sun prt II' by Mayhem.....its a fucking techno song.....by mayhem! man i felt ripped off when i bought that cd.
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08.12.2006 - 20:22
Konrad
Mormon Storm
Insane Clown Posse is without a doubt the worst band (?) that has ever existed. Every song they have ever written automatically supersedes all other songs in their degree of shittiness and lack musical talent or existence. I hope none of you ever liked this band, or had friends that did. TERRI SCHIAVO is cooler than this band.
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14.12.2006 - 01:03
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Well, there is bad music, there is very bad music and then there is Reggaeton. It seems Latin Americans know what I'm talking about. The problem is that you are likely to be surrounded by Reggaeton if you walk into virtually any bar here. Fortunately, I live in a rather big town with a huge nightlife (Madrid) and I've got some rock bars among others to choose from.

By the way, I would like to apologize in the name of every Spaniard for creating such a mess - yes, we are the damn country that invented American Idol, Pop Idol, Star Academy, Fame Academy, etc. They are all the same demon with different names. The plague started in Spain in 2001 under the name of Operación Triunfo and is now taking over the world, as you can see.
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14.12.2006 - 01:28
The Alchemist
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Written by Taktsekte on 14.12.2006 at 01:03

Well, there is bad music, there is very bad music and then there is Reggaeton. It seems Latin Americans know what I'm talking about. The problem is that you are likely to be surrounded by Reggaeton if you walk into virtually any bar here. Fortunately, I live in a rather big town with a huge nightlife (Madrid) and I've got some rock bars among others to choose from.

Yes, that's right, reggaeton is the crappiest music I've ever heard, if one can call it music, the good thing is that nowadays there are many rock bars everywhere, not only in big cities
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14.12.2006 - 01:41
Empty Spaces
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Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Shame on you!!

I'd tell you all the crapiest songs but I don't have all day. All rap is crap. Anything by ICP, Black Eyed Peas. Any metal songs covered by rappers!!! Ewww, I hate it when they do that! Any hardcore, metalcore or emo. Any Slipknot, I think they're the most overrated band on earth. The vocals are just terrible!!!!

There's alot more but I think I should stop before I puke.
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14.12.2006 - 07:37
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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Written by Empty Spaces on 14.12.2006 at 01:41

Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Shame on you!!

I'd tell you all the crapiest songs but I don't have all day. All rap is crap. Anything by ICP, Black Eyed Peas. Any metal songs covered by rappers!!! Ewww, I hate it when they do that! Any hardcore, metalcore or emo. Any Slipknot, I think they're the most overrated band on earth. The vocals are just terrible!!!!

There's alot more but I think I should stop before I puke.



Yeah ICP sucks. but what rappers covered metal songs?/ what songs by what rapper?
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14.12.2006 - 16:08
Sunioj
Atreyu, anything by them. Disgusting.
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15.12.2006 - 00:11
Empty Spaces
Unburied At Dusk
Written by Doc G. on 14.12.2006 at 07:37

Written by Empty Spaces on 14.12.2006 at 01:41

Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Shame on you!!

I'd tell you all the crapiest songs but I don't have all day. All rap is crap. Anything by ICP, Black Eyed Peas. Any metal songs covered by rappers!!! Ewww, I hate it when they do that! Any hardcore, metalcore or emo. Any Slipknot, I think they're the most overrated band on earth. The vocals are just terrible!!!!

There's alot more but I think I should stop before I puke.



Yeah ICP sucks. but what rappers covered metal songs?/ what songs by what rapper?

Well, I don't know if you can call Led Zeppelin metal, but "P-Diddy" covered one of their songs. Also, their was a bunch of rappers that messed up an Ozzy song (Crazy Train). They didn't actually cover it. They just played the begining of it through the whole song. It's pretty stupid.
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15.12.2006 - 00:50
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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Written by Empty Spaces on 15.12.2006 at 00:11

Written by Doc G. on 14.12.2006 at 07:37

Written by Empty Spaces on 14.12.2006 at 01:41

Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Shame on you!!

I'd tell you all the crapiest songs but I don't have all day. All rap is crap. Anything by ICP, Black Eyed Peas. Any metal songs covered by rappers!!! Ewww, I hate it when they do that! Any hardcore, metalcore or emo. Any Slipknot, I think they're the most overrated band on earth. The vocals are just terrible!!!!

There's alot more but I think I should stop before I puke.



Yeah ICP sucks. but what rappers covered metal songs?/ what songs by what rapper?

Well, I don't know if you can call Led Zeppelin metal, but "P-Diddy" covered one of their songs. Also, their was a bunch of rappers that messed up an Ozzy song (Crazy Train). They didn't actually cover it. They just played the begining of it through the whole song. It's pretty stupid.


Yeah, I dont know why rap can be called 'music' its a sample of someone elses music put through a computer with some lame uninspired poetry in front. So I think pretty much every rap song can be listed in this thread.
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18.12.2006 - 15:53
Sunioj
I hate P. Diddy, he thinks hes such a talented artist and musician, hes just an overcommercialized poster boy, the Zeppelin song he raped was called Kashmir.
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20.12.2006 - 17:10
MeGaDeTh_fReAk
Everything by MCR,AFI and all the freakin EMO bands.........and all the fuck all rappers
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23.12.2006 - 00:17
heresiarch
Forever Dead
At this moment these goddamn christmas songs they are coming out my ears. I'm losing my mind, just can't escape them,every radiostation, public transpotation, cafe, restaurant, shop,supermarket and so forth can't wait 25.12 ,then they are all gone for a year
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23.12.2006 - 12:17
Ernotar
Cookie Mistress
Written by heresiarch on 23.12.2006 at 00:17

At this moment these goddamn christmas songs they are coming out my ears. I'm losing my mind, just can't escape them,every radiostation, public transpotation, cafe, restaurant, shop,supermarket and so forth can't wait 25.12 ,then they are all gone for a year


Really... I'm sick of them too. Yesterday they played Christmas carols at school nonstop for 3 hours. The only ones worth listening are the heavy versions.
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23.12.2006 - 15:21
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
Written by MeGaDeTh_fReAk on 20.12.2006 at 17:10

Everything by MCR,AFI and all the freakin EMO bands.....


Gosh IMHO MCR and AFI make far better music than the whole power metal genre. And Manowar. Everything is better than Manowar. Even Kid Rock is better than Manowar.
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27.12.2006 - 22:52
Ulven i Manden
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Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Every time when I see @Hiv posts I read: "Immortal is garbage... Immortal this... Immortal that..." -
I don't listen many bands but I don't call them "crappy" for that reason.
"Crappy" band is something that makes: music with no artistic taste, shallow pseudo-art, duplicate somebody, makes something only for money etc.

Immortal never wasn't like this! It is classical BM band!
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28.12.2006 - 15:40
Sunioj
@Ulven,
Dont take him seriously he thinks all BM is crap.

Bury Your Dead, Devil sold his Soul...horrid crap.

@Anasthesia,
thats pretty....funny
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28.12.2006 - 17:33
_HIV_
Written by Guest on 27.12.2006 at 22:52

Written by _HIV_ on 02.12.2006 at 11:13

almost everything of immortal!

Every time when I see @Hiv posts I read: "Immortal is garbage... Immortal this... Immortal that..." -
I don't listen many bands but I don't call them "crappy" for that reason.
"Crappy" band is something that makes: music with no artistic taste, shallow pseudo-art, duplicate somebody, makes something only for money etc.

in other words .. Immortal sucks

Immortal never wasn't like this! It is classical BM band!
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28.12.2006 - 18:35
Ulven i Manden
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Written by Sunioj on 28.12.2006 at 15:40

@Ulven,
Dont take him seriously he thinks all BM is crap.
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Yeah... I noticed this...
Anyway thanks for information.
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02.01.2007 - 00:18
Keoren
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Written by The Alchemist on 14.12.2006 at 01:28


Yes, that's right, reggaeton is the crappiest music I've ever heard, if one can call it music, the good thing is that nowadays there are many rock bars everywhere, not only in big cities


I've been hearing about this reggaeton, but never really checked what it's all about. This time I decided to give it a try and searched for it in YouTube.

Ugh... horrible...
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02.01.2007 - 07:44
Linak
I Own You Bitch
Written by Taktsekte on 14.12.2006 at 01:03

Well, there is bad music, there is very bad music and then there is Reggaeton. It seems Latin Americans know what I'm talking about. The problem is that you are likely to be surrounded by Reggaeton if you walk into virtually any bar here. Fortunately, I live in a rather big town with a huge nightlife (Madrid) and I've got some rock bars among others to choose from.

By the way, I would like to apologize in the name of every Spaniard for creating such a mess - yes, we are the damn country that invented American Idol, Pop Idol, Star Academy, Fame Academy, etc. They are all the same demon with different names. The plague started in Spain in 2001 under the name of Operación Triunfo and is now taking over the world, as you can see.


Reggaeton! yes! omg... it hurts, it does... wah, anyway you have to admit, some of the lyrics are to die for X3 (the not so known type of course, the popular songs haven't even got funny lyrics, just a lot of *a*s*s*)

So... *death glare* Operacion Triunfo is... your fault... hmph, I should charge you for the psychological damage that has cause me! My own sister tried to trick me into signing up for an audition! (pff... actually... I may have lost a bet... *whistles*)
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14.01.2007 - 00:39
Deus Ex Machina
Written by AnGina-- on 23.12.2006 at 15:21

Written by MeGaDeTh_fReAk on 20.12.2006 at 17:10

Everything by MCR,AFI and all the freakin EMO bands.....


Gosh IMHO MCR and AFI make far better music than the whole power metal genre. And Manowar. Everything is better than Manowar. Even Kid Rock is better than Manowar.


Glad someone pointed that out.
Seriously now..all people do is shit on emo...why shit all over emo when you have Manowar and stuff that's similar to that,sure i know some people love that music,and no i don't want them to be insulted but let's face it...it's Manowar.Who cares if the song is called Heart of steel,Buns of steel-Blow your speakers,Kill your sneakers or whatever.It still just doesn't make sense.Manowar is the crappiest in the world of crappy metal bands.
"Other bands play Manowar kill" - GIVE ME A BREAK!
They are so annoying,and it's like.If you happen to see a video of theirs.It's not like you WANT TO look,it's just that they look so bad you just sit there absorbing their utter lack of taste and you're amazed that someone on this earth looks as stupid as they do.
I'd rather listen to AFI mixed with MCR and Panic! non stop for three days than Manowar for 3 hours.
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14.01.2007 - 15:32
Sunioj
Written by Deus Ex Machina on 14.01.2007 at 00:39

Written by AnGina-- on 23.12.2006 at 15:21

Written by MeGaDeTh_fReAk on 20.12.2006 at 17:10

Everything by MCR,AFI and all the freakin EMO bands.....


Gosh IMHO MCR and AFI make far better music than the whole power metal genre. And Manowar. Everything is better than Manowar. Even Kid Rock is better than Manowar.


Glad someone pointed that out.
Seriously now..all people do is shit on emo...why shit all over emo when you have Manowar and stuff that's similar to that,sure i know some people love that music,and no i don't want them to be insulted but let's face it...it's Manowar.Who cares if the song is called Heart of steel,Buns of steel-Blow your speakers,Kill your sneakers or whatever.It still just doesn't make sense.Manowar is the crappiest in the world of crappy metal bands.
"Other bands play Manowar kill" - GIVE ME A BREAK!
They are so annoying,and it's like.If you happen to see a video of theirs.It's not like you WANT TO look,it's just that they look so bad you just sit there absorbing their utter lack of taste and you're amazed that someone on this earth looks as stupid as they do.
I'd rather listen to AFI mixed with MCR and Panic! non stop for three days than Manowar for 3 hours.


Oh c'mon, people make fun of Manowar all the time too! I may think that Manowar is ultimate cheese, but I like them because they have some of the most classic heavy metal songs, AFI and MCR just dont have that, so you cant really compare (classic metal songs), plus, those bands just play like a few chords every song, and are IMHO very boring musically.
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14.01.2007 - 17:13
Warman
Erotic Stains
I gotta add One In Their Pride by Celtic Frost to my list, damn that's an awful "song"!
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02.02.2007 - 07:38
Asat0r
The worst song(s) I've heard recently is that retarded "My Humps" song. I don't care who it's by, all I know is that it needs to not be there anymore.

Also the Gwen Stefani song where she spells bananas over and over, pure shit.
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