I honestly hope he is just very successful at trolling. I find him hilarious with the language he uses in his reviews and stuff, but I also get why no one wants to be roasted by their peers
In a year with so many great metal performances, the Grammy winners for the "Best Metal Performance" are... Tenacious D. What?! Yes, indeed. They win with their version of the track "The Last In Line" which was recorded for the Ronnie James Dio - This Is Your Life tribute album. The other nominees were Anthrax, Mastodon, Motörhead and Slipknot.
Metallica didn't win either and they were nominated for "Best Music Film" with Metallica Through The Never.
The 57th annual Grammy Awards were held yesterday at Staples Center in Los Angeles and AC/DC performed with Chris Slade behind the drum kit.
I can't really say I'm surprised. A comedy band winning with their version of a song by another artist. This is pretty much par for the course for Grammy awards in the metal category.
Well, I could be(or must be only) one of them from MS who set up alarm clock at 5 in morning, got up, saw Madonna performing, yawned, then saw Best Rock Act goes to Paramore(deserves) and next up was best metal act which went to Testicles D. Immediately shut the whole damn thing, opened up porn site, wanked and slept.
I shouldn't have wake up. Will never see Grammy's again.
Well, I could be(or must be only) one of them from MS who set up alarm clock at 5 in morning, got up, saw Madonna performing, yawned, then saw Best Rock Act goes to Paramore(deserves) and next up was best metal act which went to Testicles D. Immediately shut the whole damn thing, opened up porn site, wanked and slept.
I shouldn't have wake up. Will never see Grammy's again.
Did you listen to Fuck Her Gently while doing so? Master Exploder would also be a great song to play as well.
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'You're short, you're fat, and even for a film critic you are ugly.' - The Critic
Well, I could be(or must be only) one of them from MS who set up alarm clock at 5 in morning, got up, saw Madonna performing, yawned, then saw Best Rock Act goes to Paramore(deserves) and next up was best metal act which went to Testicles D. Immediately shut the whole damn thing, opened up porn site, wanked and slept.
Did you listen to Fuck Her Gently while doing so? Master Exploder would also be a great song to play as well.
Kielbasa, Double Team and Low Hanging Fruit would also be appropriate.
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"Another day, another Doug."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
Did Kanye get up and protest the travesty of this??
sadly, no. whined as Beyonce lost. apparently he missed this:
(bah, pic link not working so good...)
Missed hte part where Beynoce performed lead and backing vocals on an album with 16 producers. Beck solo produced his own album on which he performed vocal, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, piano, organ, synthesizer, electric bass, tambourine, ukelele, celeste, dulcimer, harmonica, glockenspiel, "sound collage" (whatever the fuck that is) as well as handled other orchestral arrangements.
puts some perspective on "artistry."
(kids these days. not knowing who Beck is is amusing, but not as fucking jawdropping as the "zomg Kanye is awesome for giving this Paul McCartney dude a spot. His career gonna take off" tweets.
the whole thing is a joke anyhow, so it's not like i'm upset. except by the McCartney bit. shit, i'm as white as the driven snow and at least i have a vague idea of important blues, jazz, and R&B figures.
sadly, no. whined as Beyonce lost. apparently he missed this:
(bah, pic link not working so good...)
Missed hte part where Beynoce performed lead and backing vocals on an album with 16 producers. Beck solo produced his own album on which he performed vocal, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, piano, organ, synthesizer, electric bass, tambourine, ukelele, celeste, dulcimer, harmonica, glockenspiel, "sound collage" (whatever the fuck that is) as well as handled other orchestral arrangements.
puts some perspective on "artistry."
Not that I enjoyed Beck's latest, but agreed completely.
It's not like who cares, for some artists it is more than anything they ever live upon. Even metal artists loves to get on Grammys stage and give a crappy acceptance speech.