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7000 Dying Rats - Season In Hell review



Reviewer:
7.2

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7
Band: 7000 Dying Rats
Album: Season In Hell
Style: Experimental death metal, Grindcore
Release date: 2007


01. Intro
02. Altar Of Goat Skulls
03. Hack To Bits
04. Bigfoot Destroy
05. Annihilator The Devastator
06. Argument At Your Local Indie Record Store
07. Your Studied Indifference Is Duly Noted
08. Satanium Bloodlust
09. We Want Weez-E
10. Eddie Money
11. Balls Of Bigotry
12. Alzheimerz
13. Death Hammer Of The Bearded Ones
14. Rock n Roll Weapon
15. Baby Crusher
16. Horrible
17. Blondies
18. Paranoid
19. The Wound (Gapeth Open)
20. A Real Kneeslapper
21. Jesus Farted
22. Forced Boat
23. We Had "Dying" In Our Name way Before All Those Metalcore Cocksuckers Came Along
24. Grind Fluffer
25. Funeral March
26. Balled Of Chico
27. Hellcatcher
28. Outro

Well, what I've heard is that this band has been around since 1992 with at least 30 line-up changes; to tell you the truth this is the first time I ever hear this name, this fact annoys me as 7000 Dying Rats is a band that surely will drill your forehead with each musical punch in their record.

The band plays (what they call) "Comedy-Grind"; the music is really interesting actually, very similar to what people like Scott Hull would play (Pig Destroyer, Agoraphobic nosebleed etc.) the "Comedy" bit comes with the lyrics and the song-titles?what sucks is that they didn't add the lyrical content in the booklet, so it's more about titles than anything. Musically they are really freaking intense, fast and powerful as a machine-gun and brutally cohered as anything you've heard before.

The samples might turn some people off though; those "funny" lines cover almost half of the record and music comes randomly in between?but hell truly unleashes when their music comes, the wait becomes worthwhile in every possible way believe me, when the riffs and beats come, it's time to break your neck with the Punk the Grind and the hostility of the crude, yet powerful, music.

This is a very simple album, but the Grinders out there will find in "Season In Hell" a very innovative and interesting piece; it's maybe not the best Grindcore record I've reviewed ever, but I'll surely toss this in my stereo regularly, if not to digest the entire thing at least to hear that Black Sabbath cover which really gives me the creeps, after all, how can I dislike a band who hates Metalcore bands and calls them "Cocksuckers" as I do?

Best Tracks: "We Had Dying In Our Name Way Before All Those Metalcore Cocksuckers Came Along", "Paranoid"


Rating breakdown
Performance: 7
Songwriting: 6
Originality: 8
Production: 8

Written by Herzebeth | 22.02.2007




Comments

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22.02.2007 - 17:27
Thryce
Retired Staff
Heard of this band before. (I think they play on LA Murderfest too.) As you nicely said in your nice review, they're not extremely good, but indeed still good enough to give them a listen from time to time.

Think I will check this album out.

There are 4 songs online at their MySpace, http://www.myspace.com/7000dyingrats. One of them is that freaky Paranoid cover. And the two videos are pretty hilarious.

BTW: LOL at We Had "Dying" In Our Name Way Before All Those Metalcore Cocksuckers Came Along. Best song title ever!
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25.02.2007 - 06:22
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
I checked these guys out and they are pretty cool. Some of the audio clips are awesome, but like Herz said, they are long.

The Black Sabbath cover is just weird...
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24.02.2012 - 18:40
Cuca Beludo
Account deleted
I searched for eddie money and ended up here.

Oh, I wanna live in the 80's!
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