Poat's Heavy Ranking System



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08.09.2015 - 00:29
Poat
This is a little ranking system I made to help people know exactly or close to how heavy a particular album is. If you like really heavy shit look for the higher number, or if your into more not so heavy shit look for the lower number!

Heavy Score Ranking System:

0 - Really Really Not Heavy
1 - Really Not Heavy
2 - Kind of Sorta Heavy
3 - Getting a Little More Heavy
4 - Getting a Little More Than the Previous One, Heavy
5 - In between Really Fucking Heavy and Not Heavy At All
6 - Just Above the in Between Mark for Heaviness
7 - Heavy
8 - Slightly Heavier Than Heavy
9 - Really Fucking Heavy
10 - As Heavy as a Blue Whales Load

EDIT: Due to popular demand I've added a complicated point system which you can chose to use or not.
For each current number you may add a 0.5 which then adds the satisfaction of seeing the added .5, It doesn't change the effect of the current ranking, it's simply a .5.

Also adding a .666 to any of the current rankings automatically makes it a 10

(The Heaviness Score System does not reflect my views or appreciation of the music content. It's simply my opinion of the "heaviness" of the album as a whole.)
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08.09.2015 - 00:38
Maco
Carnivore
Ranking system for what?
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By Pilate... Crucifixion!
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08.09.2015 - 01:20
Lit.
Account deleted
I prefer my patented My Little Ranking Systemô:


Heavy / Not Heavy.
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08.09.2015 - 02:53
Poat
Written by Maco on 08.09.2015 at 00:38

Ranking system for what?


On certain albums I "review" this is just the page I link you to!
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08.09.2015 - 02:55
Guib
Thrash Talker
Written by Poat on 08.09.2015 at 02:53

Written by Maco on 08.09.2015 at 00:38

Ranking system for what?


On certain albums I "review" this is just the page I link you to!


Eh, I don't think that's really appropriate for General Forum to put a ''link page'' for your reviews XD just saying.
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08.09.2015 - 02:59
Karlabos
Weirdo of MS
^ Except that he didn't actually link anything (??)
EDIT: nevermind, I read again and now understood =p
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2018 - 2019
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08.09.2015 - 03:59
LeKiwi
High Fist Prog
I like dis. Let's apply it to every album ever.
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08.09.2015 - 04:16
LeKiwi
High Fist Prog
Written by deadone on 08.09.2015 at 04:08

And here's your first candidate: Spice Girls

That's a difficult one...I'd go with a 9. If Poat's Heavy Ranking System allowed for half point modifications I might have given it a 9.5. See...you know when you eat something really heavy and you feel sick afterwards? That's how heavy this is
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08.09.2015 - 08:39
Ganondox
Kinda like this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness
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08.09.2015 - 11:50
!J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted
Here's an 11.

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17.05.2016 - 21:42
Jaeryd
Nihil's Maw
So you don't rate things based on how good they are, you just rate them on terms of how heavy they are?
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17.05.2016 - 22:37
LeKiwi
High Fist Prog
Written by Jaeryd on 17.05.2016 at 21:42

So you don't rate things based on how good they are, you just rate them on terms of how heavy they are?

He uses the built-in rating system to rate quality and he leaves a comment on how the album stands up to his scale as well.
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18.05.2016 - 05:57
Jaeryd
Nihil's Maw
Written by LeKiwi on 17.05.2016 at 22:37

He uses the built-in rating system to rate quality and he leaves a comment on how the album stands up to his scale as well.

Ah, that makes much more sense.
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18.05.2016 - 07:42
Kennoth
There's already a Mohs Scale of Rock and Metal Hardness which I find to be rather accurate most of the time.
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18.05.2016 - 07:43
Kennoth
Written by Ganondox on 08.09.2015 at 08:39

Kinda like this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness


Dammit, I posted mine before I've seen your post.
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