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Emperor - Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk review



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Band: Emperor
Album: Anthems To The Welkin At Dusk
Style: Symphonic black metal
Release date: July 1997


01. Alsvartr (The Oath)
02. Ye Entrancemperium
03. Thus Spake The Nightspirit
04. Ensorcelled By Khaos
05. The Loss And Curse Of Reverence
06. The Acclamation Of Bonds
07. With Strength I Burn
08. The Wanderer
09. In Longing Spirit [reissue bonus]
10. Opus A Satana [reissue bonus]
11. The Loss And Curse Of Reverence [live] [reissue bonus]

In our lives, sometimes we are unlucky enough to meet bastards who make us feel that, for certain, hell must be real and such characters are subject to eternal damnation. Think of all liars, charlatans and philanderers that you have met, who swindled money out of you, stole shit from you or subjected you to all sorts of lies and betrayal. Now, with the feeling of rage bringing your blood to the boil, think that there can be a bunch of worse people and there, my friend, you meet Emperor and their sophomore album.

The initial minute of "Alsvartr (The Oath)" is the only thing worth wasting your time listening to. A deceptively sweet atmospheric introductory part that deceives you into eating the shit and fraud that is to follow. Everyone who rants and raves about how good this album is, is a lying piece of shit who has never listened to this garbage beyond the first minute of the introductory song. If you love yourself and are a normal lad, quit listening to this album after the first minute of "Alsvartr (The Oath)" and end all relations with people who claim that this album is worth a rating of anything more than 1/10.

This album is the very definition of over-hyped and an album that people only like because it is cool to do so. As a metal newbie years ago, I can't believe I used to pretend to love this album just to appear kvlt and necro. This is the very definition of what non-metalheads mean when they say that heavy metal is nothing but noise. The sound mixing in this album is very poor and not in the cool atmospheric way that Transilvanian Hunger is. Every instrument on this album is played at maximum volume and each and every one of them is competing for your attention. If you have sixteen ears then you can find this piece of album tolerable, but for normal folks with two ears, the blazing synths, up-tempo guitars and relentless drumming all screaming for your attention are simply unbearable and headache-inducing. Minute 04:30 of "The Loss And Curse Of Reverence" demonstrates an example of the headache-inducing wall of noise that this album is full of and I don't hate myself enough to dig up for more examples.

Symphonic metal as a genre is something I have never been able to come to terms with as a member of the heavy metal umbrella. The most annoying bands play this type of genre (Dimmu Borgir, Carach Angren) and to think that a band that is hailed as a black metal legend could desecrate the very soul of black metal and wank around with synths, keyboards and choir effects is preposterous.

The cacophony of noise does tend to reduce on some songs like towards the end of "Thus Spake The Nightspirit" only to reveal basic black metal shrieks and pretty predictable goth-like clean passages. This album is devoid of interesting riffs, barely creates an interesting atmosphere and only excels in the overuse of synths and in giving you migraines.

If you have never listened to this album, I truly envy the peace of mind that you possess.


Rating breakdown
Performance: 3
Songwriting: 2
Originality: 4
Production: 2

Written by Maasai Mara | 26.03.2019




Guest review disclaimer:
This is a guest review, which means it does not necessarily represent the point of view of the MS Staff.

Guest review by
dark awakening
Rating:
9.6
I started listening to Emperor with the last work of the band: Prometheus. Yes, that album was good, but there were too much "addings" that shouldn't be found in a Black Metal album in general. I appreciate the progressive elements though in some parts of the disc. Hearing this I was a little sceptic about the other Emperor works, but at the same time curious.

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published 07.02.2007 | Comments (23)


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26.03.2019 - 18:48
Starvynth
i c deaf people
Now that's what I call a courageous review!

There are 1,250 fans of Emperor on this site so rest assured to receive lots of peace, love and understanding from their side.
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26.03.2019 - 19:15
Rating: 9
BlackMetalDay

You sure have original tastes according to your votes. Now I'm waiting for reviews of Opeth - Blackwater Park (rated 1) or Dream Theater - Images and Words (rated 1), two other awful pieces of music as everybody knows... just kidding, don't bother, except if you have pleasure doing this :
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26.03.2019 - 19:19
Rating: 9
BlackMetalDay

Little contradiction detected, you say "The most annoying bands play this type of genre (Dimmu Borgir (...)" yet you rated their new album Aeons 8/10.
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26.03.2019 - 19:46
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Wew lad
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27.03.2019 - 04:45
Rating: 10
Harmaajoki

Reading this guy's review becoming my new depression treatment
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Shit talking and shit taste, whatever.
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27.03.2019 - 06:49
Rating: 8
Nefarious
Doom Knight
The troll is strong in this one

I especially loved this bit:

"If you love yourself and are a normal lad, quit listening to this album after the first minute of "Alsvartr (The Oath)" and end all relations with people who claim that this album is worth a rating of anything more than 1/10. "

...proceeds to score the album 2/10
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27.03.2019 - 06:51
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Epic reviev in old school style, non writes those herr anymore.
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I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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27.03.2019 - 08:04
Cynic Metalhead
Paisa Vich Nasha
Ponderer spotted.
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27.03.2019 - 09:24
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Please review Lulu
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27.03.2019 - 16:31
bleak
Account deleted
Jajajajaja... who is this clown? Funny as shit!
Favourite piece of stupidity: "This album is devoid of interesting riffs, barely creates an interesting atmosphere and only excels in the overuse of synths and in giving you migraines."
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27.03.2019 - 17:01
Rating: 8
Tiago Rocha
Dark Lighthouse
I actually had to check if it was the 1st of April already and this wasn't one of those fake posts MS does on that day.
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27.03.2019 - 18:02
Darkside Momo
Retired
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.03.2019 at 08:04

Ponderer spotted.

I dunno, but there's certainly the same trolling level here
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27.03.2019 - 21:11
Rating: 6
Metren
Dreadrealm
Written by Guest on 27.03.2019 at 16:31

Jajajajaja... who is this clown? Funny as shit!
Favourite piece of stupidity: "This album is devoid of interesting riffs, barely creates an interesting atmosphere and only excels in the overuse of synths and in giving you migraines."



Put me into the shallow contrarian list, bc I actually kind of agree that the album lacks an atmosphere (especially when compared to Nightside Eclipse). I think Anthems is massively overrated.

The review is hilarious, however.
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27.03.2019 - 21:17
Rating: 9
EloZ

The review is based on personal opinion and a little too drastic. Anyway, I consider Emperor a great band for only one reason: In the nightside eclipse. The rest is not even close to this great marterpiece of black metal. Anthems I personally don't like. I save the glacial atmosphere that Emperor's albums always have, but there is some lack of ideas and inspiration. All the inspiration is concentrated on the previous album. But is my opinion and everybody is free to disagree and think otherwise.
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28.03.2019 - 01:36
WarMaster

WOW, I want what ever he smoked/drank while writing this critique...damn
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28.03.2019 - 08:57
Enissa

Oh come on.. Not Carach...
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28.03.2019 - 11:01
Drekavaц
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Written by RaduP on 27.03.2019 at 09:24

Please review Lulu

He will review with 10/10 :
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28.03.2019 - 11:12
JoHn Doe

Written by Guest on 28.03.2019 at 11:01

Written by RaduP on 27.03.2019 at 09:24

Please review Lulu

He will review with 10/10 :


no, as he dislikes whatever Metallica did after Ride the Lightning
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28.03.2019 - 11:37
RaduP
CertifiedHipster
Written by Guest on 28.03.2019 at 11:01

Written by RaduP on 27.03.2019 at 09:24

Please review Lulu

He will review with 10/10 :

I'd be disappointed if he didn't
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28.03.2019 - 19:39
Maasai Mara

Written by BlackMetalDay on 26.03.2019 at 19:19

Little contradiction detected, you say "The most annoying bands play this type of genre (Dimmu Borgir (...)" yet you rated their new album Aeons 8/10.


I like Aeon because the Black metal elements have almost been completely wiped off. It's simply a catchy pop album and a representation of the true talent that Shagrath and co possess unlike their earlier material where they were way out of their depth. I totally dislike everything else before Aeon.
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28.03.2019 - 19:42
Maasai Mara

Written by Nefarious on 27.03.2019 at 06:49

The troll is strong in this one

I especially loved this bit:

"If you love yourself and are a normal lad, quit listening to this album after the first minute of "Alsvartr (The Oath)" and end all relations with people who claim that this album is worth a rating of anything more than 1/10. "

...proceeds to score the album 2/10


unfortunately the powers that be are too scared to allow a reviewer to rate and album with a 0 or 1. 2 is the lowest possible score.
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28.03.2019 - 19:43
Maasai Mara

Written by Bad English on 27.03.2019 at 06:51

Epic reviev in old school style, non writes those herr anymore.

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28.03.2019 - 19:45
Maasai Mara

Written by Guest on 27.03.2019 at 16:31

Jajajajaja... who is this clown? Funny as shit!
Favourite piece of stupidity: "This album is devoid of interesting riffs, barely creates an interesting atmosphere and only excels in the overuse of synths and in giving you migraines."



This review is only meant for normal lads with 2 ears. Those with 16 ears can find it in themselves to enjoy this wall of noise.
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28.03.2019 - 19:48
Maasai Mara

Written by Enissa on 28.03.2019 at 08:57

Oh come on.. Not Carach...


I was unable to complete Where Corpses Sink Forever; perhaps one day I shall persevere to the end and write up a review on how annoying the band is.
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28.03.2019 - 19:50
Maasai Mara

Written by JoHn Doe on 28.03.2019 at 11:12

Written by Guest on 28.03.2019 at 11:01

Written by RaduP on 27.03.2019 at 09:24

Please review Lulu

He will review with 10/10 :


no, as he dislikes whatever Metallica did after Ride the Lightning


Yea, Metallica died with RtL. Reviewing Lulu is a total waste of time unless I am allowed to score it a 0 and simply write Lol Bitch! as the review.
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28.03.2019 - 19:50
Maasai Mara

Written by WarMaster on 28.03.2019 at 01:36

WOW, I want what ever he smoked/drank while writing this critique...damn


All is takes is listening to this album and you will get there.
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28.03.2019 - 19:54
Maasai Mara

Written by BlackMetalDay on 26.03.2019 at 19:15

You sure have original tastes according to your votes. Now I'm waiting for reviews of Opeth - Blackwater Park (rated 1) or Dream Theater - Images and Words (rated 1), two other awful pieces of music as everybody knows... just kidding, don't bother, except if you have pleasure doing this :


Meh, I can only review what is ahead of me. If i somehow decide to relisten to those pieces of garbage to find out how much they suck, then yeah, I shall drop a review.
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28.03.2019 - 19:56
Maasai Mara

Written by Starvynth on 26.03.2019 at 18:48

Now that's what I call a courageous review!

There are 1,250 fans of Emperor on this site so rest assured to receive lots of peace, love and understanding from their side.


My reviews are simply an expression of how I find an album. I have no interest in fighting with fanboys and warriors who protect their favorite bands on online forums.
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02.04.2019 - 14:29
Rating: 9
Daniell
_爱情_
You just couldn't stay away, could you?
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03.04.2019 - 05:58
Rulatore

Everybody making fun of the review, but I wholeheartedly agree with this statement here

Quote:
The sound mixing in this album is very poor and not in the cool atmospheric way


I'll give him the benefit of the doubt cause I absolutely can't stand the production here, is one of the worst out there for such a loved album and makes me think that there's a bit of truth in what he says (that is cool to like this album). I dont see a complain about the songwriting in particular, so I can see where he's coming from.

Hearing the songs from this album played live (the double live album) really shows how much potential this record have, but that shitty production really makes it hard to appreciate the songwriting here
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