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Man Repeatedly Calls 911 to Demand Beer Delivery
Quote: It may have seemed like an emergency at the time, but a Connecticut man is now regretting his call to 911.
35-year-old Brian Poulin of Hebron was arrested Sunday after police said he called 911 several times and asked them to bring him beer.
Hebron was charged with disorderly conduct.
Police said he called 911 numerous times and told the dispatcher he was out of beer and asked them to pick up more for him.
Poulin was transported to Windham Community Memorial Hospital after officers arrested him at his home.
Police did not say what he was treated for.
He is scheduled to appear in Superior Court in Rockville on Nov. 20.
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Insineratehymn Account deleted |
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I could tell that this story was hilarious just by the title of the thread.
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Hyvaarin
Posts: 1487 From: France |
I absolutely love that he didn't just call 911 for beer...HE CALLED SEVERAL TIMES.
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Øyvind Grave Digger
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ØyvindGrave DiggerPosts: 671 From: Serbia
Persistency... How much I love it
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Lupas Maximus
Posts: 3070 From: Malta |
LupasMaximusPosts: 3070 From: Malta
But he ended up in a high court This man needs mental help not a death penalty
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ummmm was he on drugs at the time?
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nehrodwarf
Posts: 468 From: Brazil |
[ironic mode on]
well, the 911 service must to bring his beer, he pay the imposts
[ironic mode off]
it's hilarious when I need beer I'll call the pocice... well, but I'll have sure that my beer
gonna come in home with security, and I´ll offer some beer to the cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huahuahuahua
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Bararey Winter is Coming
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BarareyWinter is ComingPosts: 3139 From: Kuwait
He must have been really drunk at the time, and his call made so much sense to him, better them getting him beer, then him driving drunk
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Valentin B Iconoclast
Posts: 10084 From: Czech Republic |
Valentin BIconoclastPosts: 10084 From: Czech Republic
this sounds like something out of the simpsons!!!
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Wintermute
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What an absolute legend. If only the rest of us had the balls to.
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He obviously didn't have the intelligence to grab a few more cases beforehand in order to avoid a mess such as this...
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Arian Totalis The Philosopher
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omgroflmao. That was hillarious
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Fuath
Posts: 650 From: Australia |
FuathPosts: 650 From: Australia
i thought it said "bear" delivery
as said before, what an absolute legend
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FRACTALS!!!!!
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Introspekrieg Totemic Lust
Posts: 2747 From: USA |
They really do need an international beer delivery service...
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Nexus Asshat
Posts: 265 From: Canada |
NexusAsshatPosts: 265 From: Canada
Lol, mebbe he was too wasted and really thought it was an emergency.
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Wow i commented on this I don't even remember, I asked was he on drugs haha, but seriously, was he incredibly drunk? That's a dead important detail.
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nana.MD Star-Queen
Posts: 2052 From: Mexico |
nana.MDStar-QueenPosts: 2052 From: Mexico
...running out of beer is an emergency!!
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Nexus Asshat
Posts: 265 From: Canada |
NexusAsshatPosts: 265 From: Canada
Written by nana.MD on 30.10.2008 at 06:07
...running out of beer is an emergency!!
Haha, too true. Well said.
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Elio Red Nightmare
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ElioRed NightmarePosts: 4920 From: Italy
I've found my new hero. And yes, as Valentin said, it seems a Simpsons thing!
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-tom- Mr FancyPants
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-tom-Mr FancyPantsPosts: 3922 From: UK
When I was about 9, I had an asthma attack but didn't have my inhaler with me so my grandad gave me some whiskey. I'm not sure what the logic behind that was but it seems that this guy is coming from the same school of thought.
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Valentin B Iconoclast
Posts: 10084 From: Czech Republic |
Valentin BIconoclastPosts: 10084 From: Czech Republic
Written by -tom- on 31.10.2008 at 14:25
When I was about 9, I had an asthma attack but didn't have my inhaler with me so my grandad gave me some whiskey. I'm not sure what the logic behind that was but it seems that this guy is coming from the same school of thought.
hahah, + 30 metal points for that
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