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"I Love (To Hurt) You" surely sets the mood of the day.  |
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Aborted - Nailed Through Her Cunt
Nothing says 'I'm gonna give you a good pounding' like this Aborted song. Because not only are you going to pound her, but your saying that your gonna nail her through her cunt. Any girl that loves rough sex will definitely be roused by this extreme song. (Note don't use on girls that don't listen to metal, might scare them away....) |
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I think Atrocity already ruins everything what's good by having a song about love, so there's even no need for an anti-love song... The question is, which of both is worse?
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Believe it or not, but we at the Metal Storm Towers do have a heart.
This also was funny, yeah. |
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| I didnt even noticed it is some Valentine's Day outside... |
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Whhhhhyyyyyy have none of you gotten me some Valentine's Day (dark) chocolates to NOMNOM ALL OVER?! D:<
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| This is why i love MS "Remember, Valentine's Day is just another free reason to get drunk out of your skull." Classic. So if anyone wants to come to OHIO and get drunk with me, you are more than welcome |
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It's easy, The Haunted-Hate Song!!  |
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"Honey you're a Nazi" (Freak Kitchen) is also a good addition for your romantic dinner playlist.
Oh, and I nearly forgot the mighty Manowar with Pleasure Slave:
"Woman be my slave,
that's your reason to live,
woman be my slave,
the best gift that I can give."
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| Sentenced - You Are The One / Sun Won't Shine...(L)(L) |
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| Definitely should add Marduk "Bleached bones" on this list |
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Written by Seafood on 14.02.2010 at 19:46
"Honey you're a Nazi" (Freak Kitchen) is also a good addition for your romantic dinner playlist.
Especially if you tend to mishear "soccer mom" for "sucker mom"  |
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Love is perfect and if someone can't feel that ...
that must be like an animal . |
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Without emotion, your heartstrings break / Snapped and severed to the tune of a tragic, sad cliché
- Carcass - "No Love Lost" - Heartwork |
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 Ivor - 14.02.2010 at 23:25
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Thanks for the entertainment.
I. |
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| Isacaarum - pussy off road! |
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A very good choice would be Hypocrisy's romantic piece "Carved Up" 
Tie her down to the bed
Pillow on her face
Take out the knife and start to
Carve
Desperate, she starts to wake up but
She can scream all she wants
It just makes me stronger
Yeah
Psychopathic behavior
Shredded body lyin' around
Feel my cuts
A move in life
That I love
Lunatic nightmares
Becomes a reality
Feel the pain as I peel your skin
Uh
She's lying there
Split wide open
Taking her last breath on this earth
Ripping out the infant
What a fuckin' living
Smash it's head with a hammer
Now I'm fed
No one would know the crime I committed
Not even me. |
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Or why not Lifelover - "En sång om dig" or "Förspel & intrång"? Shining - "Längtar bort från mitt hjärta"? Children of Bodom - "Bed of Razors" (for all emo couples out there)? Cradle of Filth - "Gilded Cunt"?
There's tons of beautiful songs out there. |
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| This is why im in love with Metalstorm. |
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For suckers lovers I think "Picnic of Love" by Anal Cunt is fairly enough to enjoy a very romantic day..
But I think Sex Addicted by Benighted also does as good as those 5 Metal Storm picks do.. |
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| I think WASP - Animal (fuck like a beast) is also very very romantic |
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Great feature! Do another one next year!
Bathory's The Return (of Darkness and Evil) album
and maybe Devourment's track Choking On Bile |
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Johnny Truant - I Love You Even Though You're A Zombie Now
True love comes from within... |
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Don't forget Grave's lovable little ditty called "In Love." 
-- You lie so nice in front of me
As I brought you from your grave
You lost some skin and a lot of weight
But still you look sexy in your new shape
People blame me for being insane
But I am just in love
Why doesn't anybody understand
That sickness is my command... |
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Btw, I guess you guys might find that interesting and it's give you a refreshing option for all following St. Whatevers 
In Bulgaria 14 February is a day for DRINKING!
It's connected to wine production, but all people care about here is getting hammered. The holiday is called Trifon Zarezan. You're all free to adopt it as you see fit. The only tradition is to get totally wasted preferably with red wine, but any other type of alchohol would be acceptable. Have fun and for once honour a tradition that's not exactly western, but fits the metal disposition to life much better (or at least I think so).
I personally haven't celebrated St. Valentine's Day for years, despite the fact that I haven't been single on the date for ages
CHEERS! |
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| ...and what about "Die Die Die my darling"... Danzig |
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| fista corpse - Zimmers hole oh and 1000 miles of cock by the same band, about a women that leaves her husband for 1000 miles of cock |
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Written by Bad English on 14.02.2010 at 16:54
velivbe
What is a velivbe? Is that like an ostrich listening to metalcore on meth? |
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One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold |
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| Why doesn't Throwdown tour more. Then need to come to KC!!! |
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