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Metal Mad Lib Review. Your Help Needed!
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Friends, Romans, Metalstormers, lend me your verbs!
Ok, so I am fast approaching my 100th review for the site. Rather than just pump out another review then head back for a three-martini lunch at the MetalStorm Towers Cafeteria, I wanted to try something different. I wanted a hundredth review SPECTACULARRRRRR!!!! (pronounced Mexican style, loud, with rolling rrrr's, like on Sabado Gigante on Telemundo).
I want Audience Participation.
I'm doing this review Mad Lib style!
For those unfamiliar, check here for a test run. I'm going to write up a review with lots of blanks, and I'm relying on YOU to help fill 'em in.
That's right. Y'all get to help me ghost-write a review. I'm going to need your help in providing verbs, nouns, adjectives, and (Lolly Lolly Lolly's get your) adverbs here.
Refresher for those who learned English as a second language or who haven't even mastered it as their first, feel free to skip if you could pass my Grammar Nazi 101 Course.
Noun -Person, Place, thing. (Marcel, metalhead/Metalstorm Towers, Estonia/guitar)
Verb - Action word. (Shreds, pounds, screams)
Adjective - describes a noun (AMAZING album, EGOCENTRIC moderator)
Adverb - describes verbs, adjectives, usually end in "ly": (BRUTALLY riffs away/The vocalist screams POWERFULLY)
Rest assured, the band that is being reviewed in such a manner is a willing sacrifice - errr - participant. They know what they are getting into. Well, kind of. And have the big, brass Heavy Lord-sized balls to let you describe their album without knowing the first thing about it.
Key descriptive terms about the band that I will reveal to help you keep in mind when suggesting words:
Irish. Stoner. Rock. Riff.
I will need this many words:
Adjectives - 25
Adverbs - 4
Verb - 10
Noun - 8
Historical Figure - 2
Body Part - 3
So the 3rd grade standby adverb "Smelly" might not make the cut, but something creative like "Whiskey-reeking" will.
Please respond with your suggestions below as follows:
(blah blah great idea Bitter. You're awesome! Blah blah blah words words words)
Verb: Buy
Noun: Beer
Adjective: Freaky
That way I'll be able to quickly cut and paste your suggestions into the appropriate column of my superexcelreviewsheet. Of doom.
Thanks in advance for your help. Tune in next week when the completed review will be revealed!
***EDIT! Album review is up and can be found HERE. Thanks for the help.***
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Written on 01.07.2011 by
BitterCOld
BitterCOld has been officially reviewing albums for MetalStorm since 2009.
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Adjective: Sassy, juicy, radiant, frisky
Historical Figure: Nikola Tesla
Verb: pulsate, fart, frolic
Noun: flatulence, potato
adverb: gloriously
Body Part: Nasal cavity
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Adjectives - Slow, Merciless
Adverbs - Gently
Verb - Brews
Noun - Guiness, Marcel
Historical Figure - St Patrick
Body Part - Pinky |
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Adjectives: doooooooomy, dirty, oily, horny
Adverbs: groovily!
Verb: juggling, whine, marching
Noun: Leprechaun, clover,
Body Part: Epidermis, Gluteus maximus
Historical Figure: Niccolò Machiavelli |
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First of all, I salute the fact that you started this article à la Julius Caesar (or rather Mark Antony).
Adjective: putrid-minded, canonic, opaque, mutant-like, pro-orange juice
Historical Figure: Julius Caesar
Verb: reverberate, puncture, relish, loll, offend
Noun: particle, cupid, cheilitis, tongue
adverb: magniloquently
Body Part: coccyx |
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Adjectives - utilitarian, sardonic, sacrosanct
Adverbs - rigorously
Verb - mollify
Noun - hypoglycaemia, schadenfreude
Historical Figure - Alfred Marshall
Body Part - Gall Bladder |
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| Feel free users, to hop on in. the water's great. this will all make sensein the end. |
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Adjectives - red, hot, mad
Adverbs - unboringly
Verb - jump, dance, stomp
Noun - cat, dog, space
Historical Figure - Alfred Nobel
Body Part - Earlobe |
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Adjectives: Concupiscent, insidious, fickle-minded, benign, stark, predisposed, utter, maniacal, trademark, adulterated, ambiguous, unimpressive, impending, guttural, horse-like, hoarse, calculative, methodical
Adverb: Diurnally, highly, indubitably, unimaginably, undoubtedly
Verb: strum, hum, invoke, lacerate, radiate, distill, dislocate, circumverate, entice, procreate
Noun: demeanor, attorney, lawsuit, asshat, drunkard, flavour, fervour, oracle, nuance, subtle, malcontent, iconoclast, Mudkip, meme, durstie
Historical Figure: Montezuma, Confucius
Body Part: larynx, solar plexus, nerve |
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Adjectives: pulchritudinous, cromulent, antiquarian, morbid [clap clap], [too] extreme, badass, hammer-smashed, def
Adverbs: ridiculously, condescendingly, surreptitiously
Verbs: curb-stomp, Hulk smash, swear [vengeance], zombify, bifurcate
Noun: lodestar, backpfeifengesicht, Metal, words
Historical Figure: Chief Justice John Marshall, Jan Zizka, Simo Hayha
Body Part: medulla oblangata, kidney |
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Adjectives - radical, bodacious, gnarly, supreme, cosmic, mind-blowing, chunky, hungry, delicious
Adverbs - conceptually, theoretically, figuratively, anally
Verb - violate, eradicate, emancipate, elaborate, delineate, desecrate, annihilate
Noun - butter, ham, ammo, guns, taco, Metal, Anime, Touhou
Historical Figure - Henry David Thoreau, Emma Goldman
Body Part - jugular vein, optic nerve, biceps |
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Adjectives - corpulent, metal, weaksauce
Adverbs - Canadianly, Frenchily, merrily, lazily, messily
Nouns - Jehri-curl, Sweden, 5-dollar-foot-long, Murder She Wrote
Historical Figure - Kaiser Wilhelm, Joseph Goebbels, Ryan Dunn, Ayatollah Khomeini
Body Part - Elbow, fibula, 5-dollar-footlong, pinky, spine |
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Sweet. we're rockin' now.
will keep this up until tomorrow with all the words logged in a spreadsheet. because of word overkill (thanks for stepping up!) , will have a friend completely unassociated with MS and this project write me a random sequence of numbers to determine placing. |
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 Ivor - 02.07.2011 at 01:14
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Adjective: hoopy
Noun: frood
Adverb: maniacally
Verb: follop, vollue
Historical Figure: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Body part: heart of gold
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 afu - 02.07.2011 at 07:32
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Adjectives - Groovy, bitchin', ginormous, spec-fucking-tacular
Verb - Swallow, pound, ambulate, pulse
Noun - truck, bricks, fire, skulls,
Historical Figure - Gandhi, Caligula
Body Part - Uvula, taint, nipple |
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Adjective: gigantophilic, anemic, youtubish, poppy, mormonic, shakespearean, porphyric, globular, immaterial, wry, wonky, adjective, grouchy, abiritant, accelerometric, monepic, monofractal, quarkless, quasispherical, kleptoparasiting, kitchenward, goliardic, palindromic, kerogenous, jungermanniaceous
Adverb: aborally, achronologically, scintillatingly, lackadaisically
Verb: horizontalize, skeet, jugulate, kitesurf, latinize, flabbergast, jumble, debug, burglarize, circumscribe
Noun: keel, legislation, blunderbuss, haft, dullard, gellada, doodad, orthography
Historical Figure: Ada de Lovelace - often credited as the first programmer, Leonhard Euler - legendary mathematician and physicist
Body Part: villus, myofibril, pancreas |
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I really hope five-dollar-footlong gets in there...  |
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| Historical figure: Oliver Cromwell. |
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Written by Introspekrieg on 02.07.2011 at 18:20
I really hope five-dollar-footlong gets in there...
somehow i just think it might. have more words than i need, so am going to randomize what gets in... but that one was clever enough that i am just flat out skipping the randomizermatrix for that one.
thanks for all the help, should have the review up in a day or so! |
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qlacs - 02.07.2011 at 23:11
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I hope I'm not too late for the review...
Verb - conjure, splatter, drink
Noun - rum, cartography, superhero, midget, flux capacitor, teleport, bro
Historical Figure - Attila the Hun
Body Part - Four toed foot |
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| Is this still going on?? I feel like I completely misssed my opportunity. |
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| I am too lazy....i wish i wasnt |
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Written by MeloDeathViking on 03.07.2011 at 01:24
Is this still going on?? I feel like I completely misssed my opportunity.
It will close when the weekend is over! You still have time brah!  |
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Adjective: bouncy, trashy, sappy
Noun: poo, glitter, walkman
Adverb: voluminously
Verb: shimmer, zap
Historical Figure: Terry Pratchett
Body part: uterus |
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Verb : Exasperate, Disintegrate, Cascade, Ravage, Fumigate, Fulminate, Aggravate
Noun : Perplexity , Orifice, Arpeggios, Fragrance, Morsel, Blivet, Shikaree , Schizophrene, Bulwark
Adverb : vicariously, rapaciously, presto, pronto , ravenously ,
Body part : Alveolar arches, gastrointestine, rectum, cervix, phallus
Historical Figure : Nietschze
Adjective : Apoplectic, Antediluvian, Brobdingnagian , Effervescent, Vibrant, Ocular, Opulent, Vehement, Stentorian, Vociferous, Splenetic, Cantankerous |
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Adjective: melancholic, sentimental, catatonic, charismatic, perpetual.
Adverb: sensitively, graciously, insidiously.
Verb: roar, shatter, dig, explode, cherish, drain, penetrate, hallucinate.
Noun: brigade, heart attack, hole, insomnia, insouciance, statue, mental block, scent, carmine, dun.
Historical Figure: Romulus, Aurora, Sophocles.
Body Part: arteries. |
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Adj: Ob-fucking-scure, apocalyptic, jizztastic, luciferous,
Verb: Impaled, gnaw, induce,
Adverb: Brain-mushing-ly good, screechingly
Historical figure: Robert de Niro (hes a badass)
Body part: cerebellum? jugular,
Noun: Rumpus, Rabiator, macromania
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REVIEW IS UP. Click HERE to see your vocab in action.
i am sorry that i was not able to involve everyone's word choices. initially i was concerned i might not have enough. instead everyone dropped so many words i had more than double what i needed in each category by Saturday.
this seems to have gone well, so if/when we do it again we will likely limit suggestions (1 verb, 1 noun, 2 adjectives... ) per user to ensure we get to user more user's suggestions. |
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I don't have much time, therefore the poor number of words...
Adjectives - scatological
Noun - gnosis
Historical Figure - Lord Sandwich, Jack Jazz Rabbit
Body Part - gizzard |
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