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| Me too... can't we send Varg after Iommi? |
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Betonmolen! Broodzak!
Finally a review that does justice to this immoral album. (I do hope they get deleted soon, lol) |
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| What a sucky album... Totally overrated band... |
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yeah. probably the least important metal album of all time. zabrak.
totally not necro. nazg. |
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Written by Lucas on 01.04.2008 at 17:13
Betonmolen! Broodzak!
Finally a review that does justice to this immoral album. (I do hope they get deleted soon, lol)
ovn a svide nvote, i mvust cvongratulate yvou on lvooking almvost thve svame lvike Qvorthon, thve trvue fvather of the onvly mvusic wvorth mventioning. mvost grvim of you! and yes thve fvact thvat i pvut a v after evvery fvirst cvonsonant of each wvord is tvotally nvecro(i hvope) >:[ Hoodlum. |
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| this is just isn't funny. |
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Black Sabbath? pff they should be deleted! totally intrascendent band
Britney Spears is the best Doom Pop evur, she is the real Paranoid cause everyone wants a piece of her!!!!!!!!!!!!
xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD |
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Vegetarian - 01.04.2008 at 20:15
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| BLacth Sabbat is are pusseess |
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| This is one of the worst reviews I have ever seen, Black Sabbath is a classic peice of metal, far better then any Black Metal. |
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Bas - 01.04.2008 at 20:21
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Written by IronBlackZepp on 01.04.2008 at 20:16
This is one of the worst reviews I have ever seen, Black Sabbath is a classic peice of metal, far better then any Black Metal.
chill mate, chill 
and let your eyes wander to the calendar when you're at it |
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Written by Bas on 01.04.2008 at 20:21
Written by IronBlackZepp on 01.04.2008 at 20:16
This is one of the worst reviews I have ever seen, Black Sabbath is a classic peice of metal, far better then any Black Metal.
chill mate, chill
and let your eyes wander to the calendar when you're at it
löl sömëönë fëll 
BTW: thë ümläüts këëps më trvë, grïm and cvlt
April 1st ist bläkk metüll's däy!!! |
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| Ya Got me good on that one ha. |
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Lucas - 01.04.2008 at 21:15
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Written by Damnated on 01.04.2008 at 18:05
this is just isn't funny.
You know, I expected you would not consider this funny. Don't understand why though.  |
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Written by Lucas on 01.04.2008 at 21:15
Written by Damnated on 01.04.2008 at 18:05
this is just isn't funny.
You know, I expected you would not consider this funny. Don't understand why though.
the welcome screen is truly lol worthy, but this is just pushing it tbh. |
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Bas - 01.04.2008 at 22:14
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sorry mate, but there are very few things that are even more subjectie than tastes in music
and i believe humor is one of them |
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Written by Damnated on 01.04.2008 at 22:09
Written by Lucas on 01.04.2008 at 21:15
Written by Damnated on 01.04.2008 at 18:05
this is just isn't funny.
You know, I expected you would not consider this funny. Don't understand why though.
the welcome screen is truly lol worthy, but this is just pushing it tbh.
Totally agreed. OKay I found the Britney Spears review hilarious but this was just ott lame IMO, escpecially because kvlt nekro grim krieg tr00 also regard Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath a masterpiece and that is way burning this album to the ground as a joke didn't work. |
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 01.04.2008 at 22:43
Totally agreed. OKay I found the Britney Spears review hilarious but this was just ott lame IMO, escpecially because kvlt nekro grim krieg tr00 also regard Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath a masterpiece and that is way burning this album to the ground as a joke didn't work.
exactly. a cunt like Britney Spears may be the catch of a joke, but imo there are things you just can't joke about. and one of those things is this album. |
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Written by Damnated on 01.04.2008 at 22:46
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 01.04.2008 at 22:43
Totally agreed. OKay I found the Britney Spears review hilarious but this was just ott lame IMO, escpecially because kvlt nekro grim krieg tr00 also regard Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath a masterpiece and that is way burning this album to the ground as a joke didn't work.
exactly. a cunt like Britney Spears may be the catch of a joke, but imo there are things you just can't joke about. and one of those things is this album.
I don't mind people joking about this album at all. But the problem here arises that an album such as this one would never have got a bad review on a kvlt black metal site and that is the reason this joke just isn't funny fot me at all. |
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Bas - 01.04.2008 at 22:56
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like Marcel says you can just find it not funny, but Damnated please relax, even this album, which i love as well as a sidenote, is still just music, and it's not blasphemy or something to make a joke about it, and even if it is, we're in a music style which half lives off blasphemy, this very album included
maybe some of you don't think it's funny, which is perfectly fine with me as i already got way more laughs (specially out of the brit review) than i had expected
i won't ask you to deem it funny or even to respect it, but please just chill out a bit, it's might not be funny to you but i dont want to annoy people, that's not the point of a joke, so please just don't think too much about it, it won't even be here much longer anyway |
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| Is this an april fools joke? lol |
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Written by Bas on 01.04.2008 at 22:56
Damnated please relax
lol, it's not as if i can't sleep now. |
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| pfft. no points for the album cover? blakk metallers only wish they could make a kvlter album cover |
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I think I'm becoming older and balder...I didn't laugh at any moment 
I smiled with the cookie picture though  |
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Written by Herzebeth on 01.04.2008 at 23:34
I think I'm becoming older and balder...I didn't laugh at any moment
I smiled with the cookie picture though
Seems like you also reached the age of 40 (in a month)
But like you I smiled at the cookie picture. |
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This is the best review ever made in metal history!!! Hail white black metall  |
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 01.04.2008 at 23:40
Written by Herzebeth on 01.04.2008 at 23:34
I think I'm becoming older and balder...I didn't laugh at any moment
I smiled with the cookie picture though
Seems like you also reached the age of 40 (in a month)
But like you I smiled at the cookie picture.
OH...MY....GOD!!!
:'( |
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| I cant beleve I fell for that, this review totally pissed me off. And I knew that it was April fools day and everything. Pretty funny! |
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| That band sucks. Feh, the most overrated band ever. Zadrot 8I have no idea what that is, but it sound kvlt) |
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Btw it is IJsberg and not Eisberg
And wtf is a Zadrot? |
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Bas - 08.04.2008 at 09:38
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.04.2008 at 03:58
Btw it is IJsberg and not Eisberg
And wtf is a Zadrot?
it IS eisberg, then again it's german and not dutch
and zadrot is a russian word, ask some russian, i should't be the one to teach you even more bad words
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.04.2008 at 00:22
Zadrot 8I have no idea what that is, but it sound kvlt)
it IS kvlt |
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Written by Bas on 08.04.2008 at 09:38
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.04.2008 at 03:58
Btw it is IJsberg and not Eisberg
And wtf is a Zadrot?
it IS eisberg, then again it's german and not dutch
and zadrot is a russian word, ask some russian, i should't be the one to teach you even more bad words
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.04.2008 at 00:22
Zadrot 8I have no idea what that is, but it sound kvlt)
it IS kvlt
I thought you meant the Dutch IJsberg since Betonmolen and Broodzak are also Dutch :-) |
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Bas - 08.04.2008 at 14:02
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.04.2008 at 11:06
Written by Bas on 08.04.2008 at 09:38
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.04.2008 at 03:58
Btw it is IJsberg and not Eisberg
And wtf is a Zadrot?
it IS eisberg, then again it's german and not dutch
and zadrot is a russian word, ask some russian, i should't be the one to teach you even more bad words
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 08.04.2008 at 00:22
Zadrot 8I have no idea what that is, but it sound kvlt)
it IS kvlt
I thought you meant the Dutch IJsberg since Betonmolen and Broodzak are also Dutch :-)
thats because i couldnt think of a kvlt sounding word in french (thus french and france is untr00) and i don't know that many different languages |
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LOL How come I didnt see this review untill now??  |
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Bas - 22.04.2008 at 20:59
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Written by Stalker on 22.04.2008 at 12:03
LOL How come I didnt see this review untill now??
that's because it was only online on the 1st of april, on the second it was already moved to the funny stuff section, after all the metal storm reviews should be real, professional reviews, and not jokes 
(glad you and so many others like it btw ) |
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Written by Bas on 22.04.2008 at 20:59
Written by Stalker on 22.04.2008 at 12:03
LOL How come I didnt see this review untill now??
that's because it was only online on the 1st of april, on the second it was already moved to the funny stuff section, after all the metal storm reviews should be real, professional reviews, and not jokes
(glad you and so many others like it btw )
Yeah, welll, I know, Ive seen the Britney Spears one, you know that Dont know how I misse this one |
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Bas - 22.04.2008 at 22:59
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| this one was uploaded after the britney spears one, with some hours inbetween, like with regular reviews, that might be the reason? perhaps you didnt look at the review section anymore on that day after reading the spears review? |
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GT - 24.04.2008 at 13:46
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| Great review...didn't see it on April 1st, but better late than never |
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Elio - 09.06.2008 at 19:29
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hope this man did another review about this, a true one, to save his soul from hell loool
very nice  |
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K†ulu - 10.06.2008 at 18:19
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great shit, very creative. the "grim" words rock. by the way "zadrot" is a russian slang word for a nerd. Indeed, what a kvlt word.  |
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SirenOfTheStyx - 18.06.2008 at 21:55
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| That's a really, really great review, even better than your terrific review of Britney. Hail to the truest satanic dark efil god of black metal efer. |
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Bas - 18.06.2008 at 22:32
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Written by Elio on 09.06.2008 at 19:29
hope this man did another review about this, a true one, to save his soul from hell loool
very nice
no, i'll go to heaven for writing bad things about a soundtrack to evilism! 
Written by K†ulu on 10.06.2008 at 18:19
great shit, very creative. the "grim" words rock. by the way "zadrot" is a russian slang word for a nerd. Indeed, what a kvlt word.
that's not exactly the meaning i meant
Written by Guest on 18.06.2008 at 21:55
That's a really, really great review, even better than your terrific review of Britney. Hail to the truest satanic dark efil god of black metal efer.
thanks |
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| Heh. Production got the highest rating. Even for a joke review that makes me cringe. |
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